Just a bunch of links

January, 2009

• With the it coming to a close soon, it was time to reread this historcal account of the Bush presidency.

October, 2006

• www.whiskyclassified.com
• Dr. David Wishart
• HAL's Comments While Trapped on a Desert Island, and Your Name Is Dave.

March, 2006

• WAL - OCAUST
• Pimpstar wheels
• Douglas Adams - The Physicist
• Douglas Adams - The Botanist
• History of "GOTO Considered Harmful"
• A 1972 documentary about the ARPA net. A great piece of history
• Do you think you know your meats?

February, 2006

• H2 - ultimate poseur vehicle
• Lists from McSweeney's
• Ben & Jerry's Black & Tan Ice Cream I'll bet that's great in a frappe made with Baily's

January, 2006

• I'm glad that's clear
• Mil Millington on relationships
• Frink - a very cool and useful tool for understanding the mathematics of the physical world. The sample calcuations are a must read.
• Robot Exclusion Protocol - Damm Googlebots
• Magnetic Bumber Stickers

December, 2005

• Landover Baptist Church - Guaranteeing Salvation since 1612
• Celibrate Hanukah with an R2-D2 Driodel!
• One Tonne Challenge - Think Globally, Stop Global Warming Locally
• Driving at nearly the speed of light - simulations of what it would look like

November, 2005

• Project Object - Frank Zappa tribute band
• Warning Label Generator
• I've started to keep bookmarks on del.icio.us - it's a different take on what we were doing at PopUpNotes
• Liquid Scupture - really cool high speed photos
• 5 second rule validated
• One line reviews of Horror & Dark Science Fiction Movies
• T-Shirt Hell
• A report at https://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/ contains research suggesting that tin-foil hats (more properly Aluminum Foil) are not effective, and suggests a government conspiracy behind this. However, there is a rebuttal at https://zapatopi.net/ that calls much of this into question, citing MIT's long ties to the US military.
• Military Applications of Silly String - seriously, it's real. Send some to a Marine you know today. A few days after I found this, the content of the page was changed "by request" to not explain how soldiers use silly string. There is another discussion about it here.

October, 2005

• Tom Lehrer interview
• The Memorial Service for Graham Chapman
• The Pizzaright Principle
• The Story of Mel - This is one of the oldest usenet legends. Every programmer should read it once.
• Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - when a creationist says we should teach "intelligent design", please point out that there are many equally good design theories.
• Eat Hufu, The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative

September, 2005

• The Mad Music Archive - a massive Dr. Demento database
• It's just they way he's holding his spear
• Science Made Stupid - abridged

July, 2005

• Richard Hamming on doing good research. This isn't a time waster. This is an excellent talk about your career and what you choose to work on.
• MC Plus+ - geek rap
• MC Hacking
• Monzy
• Weird Events of the day
• Comdiment Packet Museum - some people have different tastes in collecting

June, 2005

• Space Opera
• Co-routines in C!!

May, 2005

• Situated Software - another interesting big from Clay Shirky
• Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam ..., Wonderful Spam, Beautiful Spam!
• Spamalot - the musical. Go see it. When they quoted right from the film, they kept the sacred text intact, so hard-core fans are not disappointed. Yet, this was really a totally new show with a similar plot-line to the movie. Even novitiates enjoyed it.
• Home Jet Engine Projects
• DIY Cruise Missle
• The inverted pyramid writing style
• Fun projects at MIT
• The Time Traveler Convention
• Time Travel Spam?

April, 2005

• Hyperbolic Chamber
• Jello - It wiggles!

March, 2005

• Space - The Wino Frontier
• Teleprompter software for Macs- it's not really interesting to most people, but this was a convenient place for me to file the link.

February, 2005

• Gigapxl project - These pictures are on par with the impossible bits in movies where they just keep zooming in until they see the detail they want. You have to see it to believe it.

November, 2004

• Sorry Everybody - post election apologies

January, 2005

• Everything I need to know about philosphy I learned from Monty Python

October, 2004

• Long Island USFA - Another non-profit site I host
• Diesel Sweeties - Pixelated Robot Romance. Actually, I've been reading this for a few years - I just forgot to put the link in.
• try to "outchill" your opponent at Mindball
• The official God FAQ
• Bill of Rights - Security Edition. Why do I think this link is going to get me in trouble one day?

September, 2004

• "We're using plumbing fixtures designed for the 1990s and putting them in plumbing systems designed for the 1920s."

August, 2004

• World's Finest - Batman and Superman together in a movie. The trailer is perfect, now someone has to make the film

July, 2004

• Spider Man 2 - The Lego movie

June, 2004

• A gun with just a whiff of smoke - transcripts of Enron audio recordings
• A little about the SCO linux lawsuits
• The Grinch who Stole Linux

May, 2004

• Eric Idle's FCC song
• Church Sign Generator

December, 2003

• Name that tune - Click on "Estudiantina Waltz"
• MIT Wright Brothers Dome Hack
• For everyone who memorized Tom Lehrer's The Elements when they were a kid
• bitsavers.org - Sources of information on obsolete computers and electronics
• CEO's Marital Duties Outsourced to Mexican Groundskeeper
• Reconstructing Shredded Stasi documents - a lot of East Germans are running scared at this one
• The Wal-Mart You Don't Now
• Motorist registers car during traffic stop
• Estimating the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

November, 2003

• Last Call!
• Rabbits or dogs - you tell us
• NewScientist - Fish farting may not just be hot air
• More examples of the US crackdown on bioterror research backfiring
• The Buick Lacrosse - at last a name which aptly describes their cars

October, 2003

• Halloween WebCam and web controlled lighting
• A recent North Korean propoganda film
• This Is Broken - sometimes you just have to vent
• Hey kids, want to read some really scary stuff for Halloween? If you're an conspiracy fan, you'll love Mark Crispin Miller's analysis of the California recall numbers .
  search for 'Tulare' and read that section. The rest is also a good read.
  Cached copy for when the link breaks.
  
  If you just like the effect where your jaw falls off and rolls onto the floor, you can read about how the CEO of a voting machine manufacturer (Diebold) is publically committed to getting votes for the Republican party
  Search for 'Walden' and read the paragraph which contains it.
  Cached copy for when the link breaks.
  
  If those are too shocking, you can just read Rebecca Mercuri's analysis of how those new fangled computerized voting machines simply don't work right
  You can also learn a lot of dirty secrets about elections from Black Box Voting, unless Diebold has managed to shut them down for helping to expose the total lack of trustworthiness in with their machines.
  
  It looks like Bush in '04. Anyone want to bet against me?
• The ESP game - it seems pointless, but the idea behind it is very cool.
• Dr. Sluggo's Torture Chamber This was a game I wrote with some friends in my youth. What I find totally amazing is that I never preserved this bit of code, and yet, more than 25 years later, my friend found it on a web site (bitsavers.org). We have no idea how they got hold of it. Before you think I'm a sick bastard, let me point out that this was done by teenage boys in the era of political incorrectness. It's pretty tame by those standard. I'm much more embarressed about the quality of the code - Basic... <shudder>
• True in a Nutshell

September, 2003

• The Telescope Game. The game is fun, but also explore the rest of the web site. I was never so excited by cleaning appliances!
• More microwave oven tricks
• You think the way you speak
• Flash Games. This will waste hours of time
• The Duel
• Morons in wwwwebbbbbbbbbbbbbb ssspaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace - a delightful message to clueless web authors

August, 2003

• Whale Flatulence stuns scientists (in more ways than one)
• NTSB Airline Safety Statisitics
• The V2 Rocket
• Computer Voting Expert Ousted From Elections Conference   -   Dr. Mercuri's page on electronic voting problems.
• Patent 6,485,773 - Mmmm, yummy.
• The CIA and the classifed Santa memo
• Everything You Know is Wrong Dept: No absolute time

July, 2003

• I previously mentioned this paper on ISO paper sizes, but was now pointed to another paper about the divine origins of papers sizes. While the first one is technically interesting, the second is a wonderful example of what happens when fundementalist religious nutcases get on a role.
• Dumb Warnings
• Switch to Mac
• Switch to linux
• Kansas really is flatter than a pancake
• Matrix Ping-Pong - two thumbs up!!
• Octodog's Frankfurter Converter
• Open Government
• Where Have All the CDs Gone? - a look at why CD sales are really declining

June, 2003

• Stop alien abductions with a thought screen helmut
• Reclaim the Public Domain
• Hack Orin Hatch's web site - it's the right thing to do
• 2003 US Air Guitar Championships. No, really, it is

May, 2003

• Anti-Splashback Asymmetrical Urinal

April, 2003

• The Covers Project - A who's covered who of music
• Kitty Fan
• Museum of Hoaxes
• Steve Jackson - Illuminated Site of the Week
• Combat Cutlery
• Freedom To Tinker - information about the DMCA and the other mind-bogglingly bad lesislation that the MPAA is trying to buy
• Dee Hock (founder of Visa) on blogging and government.

• Organized resistance to AOL CDs   -   and a little less organized
• Statue Molesters
• Navy.mil - safety picture of the week
• Urban Legends Reference Pages
• Sphincterine - you really don't want to know

February, 2003

• The Dialectizer   -   The Pornolizer
• Moller SkyCar - you need one of these
• Oil and Water DO mix
• F.T. Marinetti's "The Founding and Manifesto of Futurism"
• For PDP-10 Fans:   -   Phil's PDP-10 History   -   Some Foonly F1 History
• America has 2,630 religions and counting

January, 2003

• Contour Design - mice that are sized for your hand
• Microship - the ship project by the guy who did Winibiko and Behemoth
• Lord of the Peeps
• Citizen Lab at U. Toronto
• Thank god it's only a joke
• Food is sex. Sex is food.
• What if other people wrote Lord of the Rings
• The Lord of the Rings - Starring Humphrey Bogart and Marlene Dietreich - Directed by Howard Hawks

December, 2002

• Utilikilts - end the tyranny of trousers
• Guide to lost Underground Stations
• The Alice and Bob after dinner speech
• Woman jump starts car with cyber-infant
• Get Well Cards for the Bill of Rights

November, 2002

• Sousveillance
• Today sees the opening of the haggis hunting season
• Adventures in Lego

  Reproducing Escher with Legos
  Steve's Leg-Way (Lego version of Dean Kamen's Segway)
  A working harpsichord made from Legos, includes sample recording.

• You Are a Suspect - William Safire explains the Homeland Security Act and dangers of John Poindexter's "Information Awareness Office"
• The National Defense Highway System - understanding why we have our highways
• ARPA vs. DAPRA
• Hanger Thief Hangs up High Court
• Danger Will Robinson! - Dr. Smith passes on
• Anti-telemarketing script
• Tales of the Plush Cthulu

October, 2002

• Let's remember the true spirit of Halloween
• for when you need to go _really_ fast.
• Scientists recreate the perfume of the pharaohs
• IBM Flushes Restroom Patent
• Melting metals in a domestic microwave - more things that kids should not try at home

September, 2002

• Viking Kittens - once again, the true nature of cats
• The Isetta - if you ever need a toy car, this is the one
• John Dean on why we should repeal the 17th Ammendment - and he makes a pretty good case
• The Story of Andy's Computer
• Drive-by spamming on wireless LANs. - the bad guys are always out-of-the-box thinkers.
• https://www.gandalf.it/stupid/stupid.htm - The Power of Stupidity
• InformationWave blocks RIAA from it's network.
• The Smiley turns 20 :-)
• The Pop vs. Soda Controversy
• The Lemonica

August, 2002

• Caption of the week - archives
• Obituary for Steady Ed Headrick - inventer of the Frisbee. Turns out he is really going to have a Frisbyterian burial.
• Edsger Dijkstra Obituary
• Lincoln's Gettysburg Address powerpoint presentation
• Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

July, 2002

• The Societal Costs of Surveillance
• Cryogenic Lego Mice
• nocards.org - CASPIAN - Consumers Against Supermarket Privacy Invasion and Numbering
• circlemakers.org - crop circles for everyone
• Spy Museum
• Get your war on! - political cartoons you may find offensive because of how close they cut to the truth. Why, I don't know - "I'm a claims adjuster, not fucking Encyclopedia Brown"
• Janis Ian on why the recording industry is stupid about the internet
• How the Cali drug cartels use technology
• Iran court finds male dancer guilty of "corrupting youth"
• Ohhh, Birds like shiny things
• Villain Supply
• Some funny pictures
• Lord of the File Separators
• Mark Hughes - some very funny stuff in there, but you have to hunt

June, 2002

• Nations, States and SPECTRE
• Even NPR can be stupid. They just don't get hyperlinks, do they
• chastitybelt.net
• Many Weed Tea - no thanks. I'll stick with Nyquill"
• The gene for ear wax
• https://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.jp/ - the hostname says it all (seems not to work from netscape/linux)
• Life Imitates Art Department: I guess they didn't understand it was a joke.

  July 2001: BB Spot - Microsoft Bundles Worm with IIS  -  archived copy
  July 2002: Yahoo - Microsoft really does bundle worm with software  -  archived copy

• The Lego Mini-Mizer - picture yourself as a lego figure - **** - super time waster
• Lassie Kills - I always knew she was up to no good
• Batesville Caskets - What a bunch of arrogant SOBs. They believe they get the right to decide if you can link to their site.
• Banner ads we'ld like to see
• The Hummer of bicycles
• How to use emacs
• 2 Amish men charged in a buggy race. Showing, once again, you can't make this s**t up.

May, 2002

• Squid Pro Quo
• Rock Paper Scissors Strategy and Tactics
• "Fun with Fingerprints" - why electronic fingerprint security systems are useless
• Campaign for Digital Rights - extensive research on corrupted CD's for copy protection
• The Rocky Horror Muppet Show
• War stress wears out prostitutes

April, 2002

• Bad Astronomy - Debunking bad astronomy in news, TV, and movies
• Another creationist spews his lunacy. For a good chuckle, read the bit about the Apple Macintosh.
• Citizens Against Ugly Street Spam
• Secret Diaries from LOTR
• Ross Anderson's article on the new UK export bill which got pulled from IEEE Spectrum because of editorial differences.
• Google's secret technology
• Kentucky legislators obviously have been drinking too much of the whiskey.
• TOO cool - flow control for cat

March, 2002

• GIMP bug reports - becomes enraged when donning of leather mask
• Cheese Racing
• Scientologists use loopholes in DMCA to force Google to block anti-Scientology sites.
• John Ashcroft waffles on cyptography - When Clinton was in office it was a bad idea for the feds to have a back door to all private communications. Now that Bush is in office, it's suddenly a good idea.
• Bobbit Redux?
• Depressed 404 page
• A thoughtul letter from Kazza to Sen. Biden, explaining various problems with the recoding industry, the RIAA, and why they do not serve the interests of the American public or musical artists.

February, 2002

• Th-Th-That's all folks.    Chuck Jones dies at 89  -  His web site
 -  A collection of Marvin the Martian sound clips
• Moving towards the police state - Laws being introduced by the U.K. Government would give it the power to see academic papers before they are published and suppress them.  -  The academics plan to protest
• Pimp - the card game all Londoners can play
• RoboCode
• Microsoft tracks the DVD's you watch with windows XP
• Food Styling
• Open Cola
• Telecom has ordered an investigation after a customer received an account charging him a "penalty for being an arrogant bastard".
• I'm a New Yorker
• Cat 5 o' 9 tails
• Mike's Electric Stuff, including Nixie Clocks!

January, 2002

• lzip replaces gzip and bgzip as best compression technology
• Strip Tease of Death
• Les Horibbles Cernettes - the first band on the internet!
• TLD's on the Bounty
• The Geekiness hierarchy
• Crowd surveillance kit using face recognition technology by Visionics has been a comic failure in tests by the Tampa, Florida police. The Register       The ACLU

December, 2001

• World's Funniest Joke
• Omniglot - guide to writing systems
• How to really overclock a PC
• Too much time and too many legos
• Geeks and Spooks - an interesting talk from Sci-Fi author Bruce Sterling
• Charges to be dropped against Dmitry Sklyarov NY Times       Wired
• Bunny Survival Tests - try "The Coyote Test"
• Because they are out to get you
• The M&M FAQ
• Microwave tricks
• More on navel lint
• Skimpy Snowboading
• Longest Bird Penis
• Banned Books Week

November 31, 2001 - RIP George Harrision

• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/entertainment/music/newsid_1685000/1685135.stm
• https://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/harrison/
• https://www.salon.com/people/feature/2001/12/01/harrison_kam/index.html
• https://www.salon.com/ent/music/feature/2001/12/01/beatle_george/index.html
• https://www.salon.com/people/feature/2001/12/01/harrison_concert/index.html

November, 2001

• The Turd Twister
• For when your number is up
  • For do-it-your-selfers
  • Return to sender
  • Fairway to Heaven
  • White Light
• Two Thumbs Off! - how Iran can save American cinema
• Virtual Theremin
• A totally legal DeCSS project
• The doorbell sign
• Making a digital camera from a flatbed scanner
• World's longest tounge
• Earth moving research from MIT
• belch.com - really, the name says it all
• Cajun Grocer - when you want alligator sausauges
• Playboy.com customer accounts hacked really well. f*****company.com and digitalmass.com
• You could be learning to eat fire!
• Corporate mofo - because they don't own your soul yet - adult
• Worst Job in Singapore - adult
• Warnock's Dilema
• The Iron Chef Drinking Game
• Girls in bikinis trying to recite great theater. They shouldn't give up their day jobs
• Once again, the Washington Post gets it all wrong. This time with Phil Zimmerman and Pretty Good Privacy
• The Shakespeare Programming Language
• Executive Chutes Corporation - The Life Preserver of the Sky I still am not sure if it's a real product or a joke
• Finally, a consitutionally correct ruling on CSS
• Steganography links
  • SpamMimic
  • Invisible Secrets 3.0
  • Steganographia, by Johannes Trithemius (in Latin)
  • How Steganographia was cracked:
  • Detecting Steganographic Content on the Internet (Analysis by Neils Provos and Peter Honeyman at the University of Michigan)
  • Coded Communications
  • Veiled Messages of Terrorists May Lurk in Cyberspace
  • How the Terror Trail Went Unseen, by Duncan Campbell
  • Bin Laden: Steganography Master?
  • USA-Patriot Act of 2001

October, 2001

• https://www.misanthrop ic-bitch.com/index.html
ite.
• https://www.fridgemagne t.org.uk/kitchen.html It's really not that tricky now is it? Really?
• The Brick Testament
• Toy Balloon Record
• VW -> Turtle conversion
• A Militia for people without blue hair
• Blowback - how the CIA supplied Afghanistan
• More uncircumcising devices
• A Guide to Strong Dutch Language
• Who's Your Froggy?
• "Bert Is Evil" meets bin Laden
  • https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20011009/wl/imdf09102001085522a.html
  • https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,36218,00.html
  • https://www.j-roen.net/bert/index.html
  • https://www.lindqvist.com/bert.php
  • https://www.roadskate.de/bertisevil/exclu006.htm
  • https://www.snopes2.com/rumors/bert.htm
  • https://www.tctubantia.nl/CDA/regioportal/1,2078,1654__772741_,00.html
  • https://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,47450,00.html
• Bin Laden Loo Roll Drop - Oh, this is sure to end terrorism
• Cooking tips and science by a klutzy octopus
• 599D - Rhetoric of Star Trek - can I go back to college and take this
• Pimp Hats
• Furbeowulf cluster

WTC

• Bin Laden Liquor Store This might be politically incorrect, and then again, perhaps not. :-)
• WTC before and after - click the banner
• Jane's on why Iraq is probably behind the WTC
• The Anglo-Afghan war
• Pictures from around the world
• InDefenseOfFreedom.org
• A little about Afghanistan
• About the attacks on DC
• Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan (RAWA)

September, 2001

• Security Systems Standards and Certification Act. Proposed legislation that, unbelievably, is even more poorly designed than DMCA
• Another prime number which would be illegal under DMCA
• Area 51 Zone
• What happens when you start saying that the missle defense program will not work
• ManBeef - The world's leading human meat distributor and a news site that just didn't get it.

August, 2001

• Derek's Big Website of Wal-Mart Purchase Receipts - I found this a few years ago but lost it. For some reason, it is still funny.
• Vulva Puppet Gallery - adult
• Strange Molecule Names
• US News Privacy articles
• Windows Real Good
• More DMCA news (which, by the way, is a fatally flawed piece of legislation)
  Intel will just have to work it out for themselves
  You're *not* scared, you're just pretending, says Seybold
  scary enough for you?
  The SDMI paper the RIAA tried to suppress
  A webcam software maker gets sued under DMCA for no applicable reason at all
• Jet powered beer cooler
• Windows Everywhere

July, 2001

• Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers I think the name says it all
• Rest Rooms
• Jesus Christ Super Store- I still can't tell if it's a joke or not
• Parking Lot is Full - if you are offended, that's not my problem

June, 2001

• Lego Porn - adult
• Stool Fairy
• Unisys apologizes
• Markus Kuhn has some interesting thoughts. I especially like his one man fight to get the U.S. to adopt international paper standards
• Apple vs. The Church of Satan
• Noddy's Puncture - for us geriatric ELP fans
• Lucent's Secret Correspondence
• Cracking the enigma
• when people drink and develop harware at the same time...

May, 2001

• Backyard Breeder Reactor
• Unbored
• Mass Transit D & D
• Stencil Girl - My wife's nightmare
• CloneAid
• Temple ov thee Lemur
• The Smoking Gun
• Passive Agressive Cows
• Monkey Man - might make a good X-Files
• May 11, 2001 - Douglas Adams Dies
  • geek culture tribute
  • Associated Press obituary
  • Deep Thought
  • Happy Adams Day - Every Feb 11
• Improved choices on your computer
• JimboWan.com - action figures      Minx
• Minx
• "Paying licensing revenues to sinister organisation headed by messianic figures with designs on taking over the world is obviously something that needs to be avoided at all costs. We're not too keen on money going to the Scientologists either..."
• Chalk Fairies
• HOWTO RTFM
• 1. Dial 1-800-888-3999 (National Discount Brokers)
  2. Listen to all of the options
  3. After hearing #7 - press 7

April, 2001

• Mr T. name generator
• Enterprise MissionMore conspiracy stuff
• European probes into Echelon
• Paper Clip Porn
• Sun Discovers the Network is NOT the Computer
• Need a new job
• Erotic Origami
• Navel Lint
• Half-Bakery
• Project Gigalopolis

March, 2001

• The Unix Sex t-shirt
• 5 1/4" Disk Sleeve Archive
• https://www.dartmouth.edu/~matc/MathDrama/reading/Hamming.html The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics, R.W. Hamming
• https://www.dartmouth.edu/~matc/MathDrama/reading/Wigner.html The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics in the Natural Sciences, Eugene Wigner
• https://www.cfcl.com/~jef/effectiveness_mathematics.html Effectiveness of Mathematics, Jef Raskin
• Multicians - the Multics home
• Pulse on the Presidency
• Diary of a web stock
• Breaking News
• Yale's P & C Club
• Fish Fake It Too
• UNDERWEAR UNDERCURRENTS

February, 2001

• https://www.research.att.com/~smb/imex.gif

          Flight No.: APOLLO 11
          Date: July 24, 1969
          Departure from: MOON
          Arrival at: HONOLULU, HAWAII, U.S.A.
          CARGO: MOON ROCK AND MOON DUST SAMPLES
          Any other condition on board which may lead to the spread of disease:
                  TO BE DETERMINED"
  

• MUD shell
• "We guessed it's because some cellphones have a vibrating function."
• Museum of Questionable Medical Devices
• Any Key ...
• You don't eat like a sissy... why clean your colon like one?
• Metric System Thriving
• What most ISP's really think

January, 2001

• National Lampoon & the Supreme Court
• Cue Cat decoders & Grit Truck
• Just when you think the battle over domain names and trademarks can get no more ridiculous, Pillsbury goes and ups the ante. "Hey Doughboy, bake-off!"
• pythonline.com - Not dead yet
• NY State telemarketer blocker (as if it will ever work)
• Bounce Spam Mail & Ghostmail
• Relive those wonderful memories
• How to Write Unmaintainable Code
• Back Street Boys
• ThinkGeek - stuff you want
• Bill Gaines would have been proud.
• Description of former (probable) Echelon site
• And the official web page for it
• Gift of a Llama
• Hats of Meat

December, 2000

• Colossus and WWII code breaking
• Borland Antique Software Museum
• Spyware control legislation
• Tivo Hacks
• dsniff - network auditing & penetration testing toolkit
• "cubist" manger scene
• Human Hibernation
• This book cannot be read aloud. Digitial rights management gone way too far. Look at the permissions at the bottom of the image
• This To That - the adhesive oracle
• Spam Mimic Hide messages by encoding them within spam
• Smallest Wine Glass From: "Michael A. Olson" <mao@olsons.net>
  The diameter of the glass is 1/200,000th that of a normal glass. If I do the math right, the volume grows proportionally to the cube of the diameter (exactly, if we assume the glass is a sphere). This means that you can get (1/2 * 10E-6)**3 times as many pours from a standard 750ml bottle of plonk than you could from a standard 5-pour glass.
  That's 40 * 10**18, or 40 quintillion, glasses.
• Cache cookies
• No Tolerance for Zero Tolerance

November, 2000

• The IRS end arounds international law to get credit records from offshore accounts
• Receive a fax, win $500
• Simple Instructions
• Warp The President
• Origins of the Electoral College
• FemDays is a menstrual pocket calendar for the Palm system
• Molecular Expressions BeerShots
• Just in case
• Microsoft Deutschland has posted instructions for removing the defrag program from all Win2k products.
• semenex
• Tortilla-Board™
• The pictures speak for themselves
• Midnight Regulations
• How many Angels Dance on a pin
• The Big 10 inch
• Net Slave - integrated b2b candy solutions
• The Obvious
• https://www.droplift.org The Droplift project
• Computer Geeks Taror
• Help! I named my child Lucifer in celebration of demonolatry...
• Save the Mountain Walrus
• The collected Dijkstra
• Priceless Office Prank

October, 2000

• The Fat Project
• Router God
• Survival Research Laboratories
• Deer Calc for the Palm
• Cow Tipping Home page
• 20 ways the world could end
• Lawn Mower Racing
• Poop Pals
• 10 Plagues Adventure
• The Jesus Diet
• M.E.L. (MyoElectric Locust) is a three-wheeled robotics
• Would you survive
• News Of The Weird
• https://www.ftmax.com/ArtLife/ Star Wars Origami
• Each Roll Individually Shrink Wrapped.
• LPSG
• very tasteless - you have been warned
• This will stop you from chewing on your pen.
• Stadium Pal
• Nori
• Children's Books You Will Never See
• Darwin Awards
• Patents you don't want to know about
• I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I have a finger in my ear.
• What you can't mail - Italy is especially fussy, but France has some real funny ones
• Bonehead Awards
• Acme Klein Bottles

September, 2000

• Jesus Dressup
• HelloBrain - Intellectual Capital Exchange
• Duct Tape Club
• Medical problem of the month: Autoerotic Asphyxiation
• Beloit College Releases the Class of 2004 Mindset List. Sure makes me feel old.
• What are the odds that "Choose Abortion" will soon be available?
• Liza claims more victims.
• The plan is as complex as it is diabolically clever. A "library" buys books, users find them through Dewey's classification system, and borrow them for free!
• Federalist.com
• The International Space Station (ISS) visibility data.
• Astronomical Close Shave.
• ... other close shaves
• Integrity - we've heard of it.
• Hurricane Tracker
• Iridium deorbit. Head's up!
• FBI's Freedom of Information Act reading room. You can finally check up on the Elvis - Roswell connection.
• A disagreeably facetious type glossary.
• Sherril Babcock was finally able to register on BlackPlanet.com -- using the alias "Babpenis".
• Roland's MDX-15 combines 3D scanning and milling. Way Cool!
• Women pose Thursday in front of the world's largest tunnel-boring machine at a factory in Gifu Prefecture. The machine, 12.84 meters in diameter and 19.5 meters in length, will be used to cut a tunnel into Mount Mominuka for an expressway.
• Geeks with guns.
• Slut Machine
• Get yer nukes here!
• Anyone who shows up in the main square in Linz next week will be able to make his own, uh, contribution to the event.
• Skip to the end for the fun part.
• Turn off your cookies and paying less at Amazon.
• A whole two weeks before the patent was going to expire.
• Actual stuff torn from real life
• All you need is your plucky British schoolboy characters, your forces of evil, your ominous foreboding, your grave peril and your totally unexpected plot twists.
• Unlike silk worms, spiders are too anti-social to farm successfully.
• Taxes are good and tornados and cows like to play together.
• For the person, ah, who has *almost* everything.

August 2000

• For you Chinese Food lovers
• Engrish: Yet more "When cultures collide."

July 2000

• Extreme Science
• Not found
• Discover Engineering
• PaperCraft - really ambitious paper models
• Ghost Hunting Tools
• Cold War Artifacts - Don't worry, they're now completely safe symbols of Peace and Freedom.
• What if Dr. Seus was a woman?
• Dry Buns?
• Name that candy
• Tributes to Charles M. Schulz
• The date in a LOT of different calenders
• On being Mork
• The LHPO. Now THAT's an instrument I want in my house.
• Haiku Movie Reviews
• Rock Paper Scissors Spock Lizard
• Knots
• We think of it as ancient history, but The Battle of Gettysburgh was just another news event for The New York Times
• Of course, the Post reports the more mundane
• ZeroKnowledge.com and The FBI
• I'm there.  If my wife let's me
• Ridley Scott breaks his silence
• Advertising is the way to finance everything these days, why should space be different?" asks Sergei Zhiltsov, spokesman for MPO Proton, makers of the booster rocket
• John Perry Barlow / The Economy of Mind on the Global Net
• ModCon It is an invite only closed event with no media or the non-participatory voyeurs that plague many public fetish events.
• Robotic Surgery
• Health web sites sell your medical profiles to advertisers.
• The death of copyright
• The World's Largest and First Piloted Rubber Band Powered Aircraft.
• Gene Sweepstakes
• 7 Deadly Hot Sauces.
• Speed Limits
• That's not all he does alone
• Panty Cat
• Parrot Experiments
• Project Bobo
• iTari game console

June, 2000

• Dragonslayer Sword Project Skip to the third paragraph of the subsection titled 'Structure of Education'.
• Dull Men
• Pylon of the Month
• LIDS - linux IDS
• Mummification Anyone?
• specializing in unique and unusual specimens
• Disney dishes up the warm and fuzzy side of Darwinism
• Would you like more help around the house, flowers, a real kiss for a change, then take control of his masturbation.
• From a historical perspective, it's a shame that the French spent their Marshall Plan dollars on automaking."

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