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• https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,24-60888,00.html "IT would cost 40 billion, take 20 years to complete and even then would link only two of the world's most remote places. Yet a tunnel between Russia and America under the Bering Strait can and will be built, according to a senior Moscow official."

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• https://www.pari.edu/ToursHistory.htm Every inch of floor in more than four buildings was covered with two-by-two-foot squares of bleak brown carpet. When the astronomers tried to replace it, they discovered it was welded with tiny metal fibers to the floor. The result, they eventually realized, is that the rugs prevent the buildings from conducting static electricity.
• https://elvis.rowan.edu/~cassidy/gettysburg/ Kyle's Charge.
• https://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A14573-2001Jan3.html Like Nails on a Chalkboard
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• https://www.msnbc.com/news/513749.asp Doerr also says, a touch ominously, that he had been sure that he wouldn't see the development of anything in his lifetime as important as the World Wide Web -- until he saw IT.
• https://cagle.slate.msn.com/microsoft/main.asp Cartoon O' The Day
• https://www.abcnews.go.com/onair/GoodMorningAmerica/GMA001212Breastfeeding.html Of the total, 375 children were still breast-feeding at age four. At five years old 212 were still breast-feeding and the number dropped to 67 at age six.
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• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1112000/1112171.stm The first genetically modified monkey has been born in the US.
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• https://www.herald.com/content/archive/living/barry/1999/docs/yearend2000.htm Dave Barry's Year in Review.

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• https://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0700&id=0101111252572125 From: Guy Harris Hey, how bad could it be if Unisys, Microsoft, and Dell develop it? "NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three of the world's top computer companies have teamed up to vaporize the paper chad by developing an electronic voting system that would overcome the kind of ballot confusion that wracked the U.S. presidential election. Blue Bell, Pa.-based Unisys Corp. said on Thursday it will bring together hardware from No. 2 PC maker Dell Computer Corp. and software from Microsoft Corp. in the new voting system." Can we now look forward to seeing "you have performed an illegal operation and will be terminated" blue-screens if you vote for the wrong candidate? Hey, at least with Unisys involved, any chad involved would be round.

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• https://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/meast/01/17/iraq.hussein/index.html Saddam claims victory in Gulf War.
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• https://www.msnbc.com/news/517727.asp Vast sheets of ice on the warming fringes of Antarctica may be on the verge of collapse and could eventually release rivers of ice that would cause sea levels worldwide to rise more rapidly than expected, according to new study of satellite images released Tuesday.

• https://www.clubhousemagazine.org/fiction/family/a0000318.html Staying in touch with America's Youth.
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• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10354-2001Jan31.html "I believe that you and her would definitely 'hit it off' and the conversation would definitely be interesting and fulfilling for the both of you." Barbara Walters nabbed Monica Lewinsky. Diane Sawyer got Sammy "The Bull" Gravano. Ann Curry landed the McCaughey septuplets. But no media macher has snagged Ted "The Unabomber" Kaczynski, though not for lack of trying (not to mention sucking up). The Smoking Gun Web site has obtained an amusing array of letters sent to the Unabomber by reporters begging for an interview. The pitches, recently donated by Kaczynski to the University of Michigan, show reporters cozying up to Kaczynski and dissing their competitors. Don Dahler, "Good Morning America" national correspondent, wrote in August 1999 that he was "uniquely equipped" to interview the Unabomber, since "I was born not far from where you now live, and have a cabin in the woods west of Colorado Springs that has no electricity or running water." Shawn Efran, Dan Rather's producer on "60 Minutes II," slams his colleagues at "60 Minutes" in a November 1999 letter to Kaczynski. "Please understand that '60 Minutes II' is NOT the program on which your brother and mother appeared. They appeared on '60 Minutes' with Mike Wallace and Lesley Stahl. If you work with us . . . the folks who produced the story with your brother will have no input or control. Our story will allow you to personally refute what they said about you as well as provide a serious forum for your ideas." "Today's" Katie Couric offered Ted "a chance to explain your experiences to our huge audience and also the opportunity to share your views and concerns, which I know you've long wanted to do." Katie Thomson, "20/20" editorial producer, requests an interview with Barbara Walters, "one of the world's most respected journalists." Thomson suggests a televised sitdown would help boost sales of the book Kaczynski was writing at the time, "Truth and Lies," promising, "This interview would help bring more readers to your book and a better understanding of your legal appeal." CNN's Greta Van Susteren details her 17 years as a defense attorney and adds, "No one can dispute that you are an extremely smart man." Perhaps the lamest offer was extended by David S. Bennahum, a contributing editor at Wired, who noted that he added the Unabomber's name to the magazine's subscription list, and added, "I understand that you have moved to Colorado." The Rocky Mountain State is where Kaczynski is imprisoned. (PAGE SIX \x96 NY Post)
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• https://cbsnews.com/now/story/0,1597,266698-412,00.shtml (CBS) Microsoft's Web sites -- including the corporate site Microsoft.com, Hotmail, the Microsoft Network and the MSNBC.com -- are out of service Wednesday, the result of server problems.
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• https://webreview.com/swaine/2001/02_16_01.shtml Thousands of dot-com refugees are learning what the founders of Scientology have known for years. You can find salvation in a church. Particularly if you own it.
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• https://www.microsoft.com/billgates/default.asp Coincidence? You decide.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/02/18/weekinreview/18MCCA.html?pagewanted=all A White House nickname hot line, should Mr. Cheney set one up, would be helpful but no panacea.

• https://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A39838-2001Feb22.html There have been injuries in the wreck, which involved somewhere between 114 and 130 cars and trucks.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/02/22/world/22MISS.html But the French have been critical of so many policies of the United States that their criticisms tend to be discounted in Washington.
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• https://www.searchlores.org/obscure.htm How to Obscure Any URL.
• https://www.sltrib.com/02202001/utah/73061.htm "Michelangelo's 'David,' " said Ashley Spackman, a sophomore from Timpanogos High in Orem.

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• https://www.flick.com/~liralen/stories/guru The complexity, the obscurity, the pettiness, the fact that XmNcolumns and XmNnumColumns do the same thing but they're different but there's no message if you use the wrong one, they had already claimed her.

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• https://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A54996-2001Feb25.html "What's the difference between Hollywood and Washington?"
• https://www.fourmilab.to/hackdiet/www/hackdiet.html The Hacker's Diet.
• https://www.timecube.com/ Rave O' The Day
• https://www.telegraph.co.uk:80/et?ac=000118613908976&rtmo=VD6Js88K&atmo=rrrrrrrq&pg=/et/01/2/23/wtrip23.html They face a return to daily routine and a search for work to repay their substantial debts.
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010224/ts/brain_dc_1.html
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010223/aponline134607_000.htm Two unrelated stories.

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• https://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5022801.htm "What fools these portals be -- and I, their investor!"
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• https://www.sunday-times.co.uk/news/pages/sti/2001/02/18/stifgneur02006.html Swiss women book into the man-free hotel.
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• https://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10297-2001Mar1.html "We do not understand why everybody is so worried," the Taliban's supreme leader, Mohammad Omar, said through the official Taliban news agency, brushing off worldwide appeals to abandon the order he issued Monday. "All we are breaking are stones."
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• https://www.msnbc.com/news/536252.asp A new character -- an invisible fairy played by Australian pop star Kylie Minogue -- was recently added with the hope that her narrative would help explain the story.

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• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/02/27/science/27OBSER-2.html The researchers, writing in Nature, report that eels there tend to breed with those they came with.
• https://www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=001851641145319&rtmo=aCq5hWuJ&atmo=99999999&pg=/et/01/2/27/wgun27.html The accelerator's vacuum chamber is the most powerful producer of electrical discharge on Earth. It uses 20,000 amps to develop a magnetic field that accelerates pellets up to 45,000 mph in 200 billionths of a second, three times faster than the speed needed to escape Earth's gravitational pull.
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• https://www.vny.com/cf/news/upidetail.cfm?QID=163657 The parents of a 5-year-old Lebanese boy have been encouraging their son to smoke with the hope of entering the Guinness Book of World Records as the youngest smoker in the world, according to Wednesday's editions of the As Safir newspaper.

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• https://www.memail.com/fotos/Shaker.html Thousands Spilled.
• https://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/internet/02/27/mars.network.office.idg/index.html The basic IP stack for Earth's Internet was built for Ethernet-connected networks or computers. It is characterized by always being connected and having extremely low bit-error rates, having very reliable Ethernet or fiber-optic connections between computers, having small amounts of latency between nodes and dealing with network traffic congestion as opposed to bit-error rates. For our deep-space links, we're dealing with many issues that can cause the IP stack to break down, like a lot of latency, intermittent links and high bit-error rates because of very low signal strength. We can encounter latency approaching more than 30 minutes on the link from the orbiter back to Earth, for example. We borrow a lot of the concepts of Earth's Internet but come up with protocols that will work in this deep-space application.
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• https://www.telegraph.co.uk:80/et?ac=000114832908976&rtmo=lvv7Pbwt&atmo=99999999&pg=/et/01/3/3/wgate03.html According to planning permission documents lodged with his local council, the founder of Microsoft made a crucial oversight when commissioning his home. He specified 24 bathrooms, six kitchens, a 60ft indoor pool and a dining room to seat 120 guests, but only four bedrooms in the 11,500 sq ft inner sanctum.

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• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/17429.html Yes, from July this year -- for the first time -- the full weight of VAT will be placed on spectacles, adding about L10 to every pair.
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• https://corporateanthems.raettig.org/ it's a compendium of corporate cringe.
• https://www.news-journalonline.com/2001/Mar/8/BIKESKY.htm "It's just awesome," said Ray Voller, 46, a dentist from Kittanining, Pa. "You've got sex, you've got bikes, you've got alcohol. ... It's like being in heaven."
• https://www.salon.com/mwt/mothers/2001/03/06/shooting_response/index.html Another boy -- these aren't girls, needless to say -- said he'd run back into the school to get his camera once he realized what was happening. When asked why, he mumbled that it was a big day, and he "wanted to remember it, or something." Even the TV anchor left that one alone.
• https://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,41928,00.html In a game called BrainBall, two people try to push a ball across a table toward an opponent using only their brain waves. It works through an EEG device attached to each person's head, and a magnetic "plotter" that moves back and forth under the table, pulling the ball across the surface. You win by calming your thoughts more than your opponent.
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• https://www.gaelwolf.com/pendulum.html Earthquake art.
• https://www.salon.com/people/bc/2001/03/06/chuck_barris/print.html Unable to use the shows with the blue talk, Barris hired an actor to come to the set and play an FBI agent. The actor warned the contestants that it's a federal offense to curse or even hint at anything lewd on the air. The contestants, none of whom were legal scholars, bought it. Barris was able to deliver shows that ABC could air, and "The Dating Game" became a hit.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/2/17419.html Just as all those companies I listed above will be unable to ignore the "requirements" of the entertainment industry.
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• https://www.feedmag.com/templates/default.php3?a_id=1645 Millner believes that he will reach a speed of between 700 and 900 miles per hour within one minute of leaping from the balloon.
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• https://www.eetimes.com/story/technology/OEG20010306S0061 Moore may have been a pessimist.
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• https://www.newscientist.com/features/features.jsp?id=ns22811 "Most of mathematics is true for no particular reason," Chaitin says. "Maths is true by accident."
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/archive/15418.html Significant movers this year: Slag is a bit more offensive, moving up two places to number 16. Bollocks, meanwhile, are less rude than two years ago and have slipped two places to number eight.
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• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2001/03/16/MN120780.DTL A new study finds that rubbernecking, yelling at your kids or gobbling an Egg McMuffin behind the wheel are more likely causes of collisions than a chat on your wireless.
• https://www.utm.edu/research/primes//curios/48565...29443.html The first illegal prime.
• https://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A52193-2001Mar10.html A One-Day Career at a Dot-Com.
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• Yale's "Porn and Chicken" night Our greatest protest of contemporary society is to sit around and watch skin-flicks for two hours a week.
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• https://www.msnbc.com/news/542060.asp?cp1=1 In 1945, at the end of World War II, a sad chapter unfolded when Lt. Col. William Franklin Smith Jr. flew a B-25 bomber into the 79th floor during a dense fog.
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• https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/releases/2001/ai.html "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."
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• https://www.msnbc.com/news/564810.asp That freedom to operate has stymied Washington, especially since bin Laden, aware that his satellite phone calls can be intercepted, employs a clever combination of 19th and 20th century means of communication to carry out orders. According to U.S. intelligence sources, bin Laden enlists "Pony Express" couriers to carry encrypted floppy disks filled with data, which are passed on to other couriers from target nations. Once in the hands of the target nation's cell, a disk is de-encrypted.
• https://www.kuro5hin.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/5/27/153114/391 Apple has taken to copying Disney's winning formula of providing fun through corporate fascism. Beneath the clean perfection of both Disney and Apple's corporate images lurk phalanxes of jack-booted lawyers and handlers, carefully spinning and controlling every bit of information to present one unified squeaky-clean face. Disney is about Childhood (TM), and Apple is about Art (R).
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• https://www.zdnet.com/intweek/stories/news/0%2c4164%2c2766045%2c00.html J.S. Wurzler Underwriting Managers, one of the first companies to offer hacker insurance, has begun charging its clients 5 percent to 15 percent more if they use Microsoft's Windows NT software in their Internet operations.

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• https://www.macontelegraph.com/content/macon/2001/06/01/local/DOGBITE0601HOMT.htm Police have determined a family pet ate off a woman's bottom lip while she was sleeping last week.
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• https://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-6218716.html?tag=ch_mh After claiming last month that the open-source model is flawed and "responsible for releasing unhealthy code," Microsoft Senior Vice President Craig Mundie is set to debate the issue at an open-source conference in July.
• https://www.eff.org/Legal/Cases/Felten_v_RIAA/20010606_eff_felten_pr.html Princeton Scientists Sue Over Squelched Research
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• https://www.worldnetdaily.com/frame/direct.asp?SITE=www.latimes.com/news/nation/20010611/t000048643.html Cable and satellite giants are installing technology that will enable them to zap targeted TV commercials to different homes based on the occupants' age, gender, ethnicity, income and other personal details, including what shows they watch.
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• https://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~amarth/thedig.html The Dig
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/06/13/technology/13LOHR.html Or, as James Gray, a leading software researcher who now works for Microsoft, declared with a biblical flourish, "In the beginning, there was Fortran."
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• https://www.msnbc.com/news/589114.asp About 100 people speak Udihe, six speak Arikapu, and Eyak is down to one, Worldwatch says. Marie Smith, 83, of Anchorage, Alaska, says she's the last speaker of Eyak, a claim verified by linguists. She doesn't like the distinction. "It's horrible to be alone," Smith, who grew up in nearby Prince William Sound speaking Eyak, told The Associated Press. "I am the last person that talks in our language."
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• https://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-6352301.html (c) Open Source. Recipient's license rights to the Software are conditioned upon Recipient (i) not distributing such Software, in whole or in part, in conjunction with Potentially Viral Software (as defined below); and (ii) not using Potentially Viral Software (e.g. tools) to develop Recipient software which includes the Software, in whole or in part. For purposes of the foregoing, "Potentially Viral Software" means software which is licensed pursuant to terms that: (x) create, or purport to create, obligations for Microsoft with respect to the Software or (y) grant, or purport to grant, to any third party any rights to or immunities under Microsoft's intellectual property or proprietary rights in the Software. By way of example but not limitation of the foregoing, Recipient shall not distribute the Software, in whole or in part, in conjunction with any Publicly Available Software. "Publicly Available Software" means each of (i) any software that contains, or is derived in any manner (in whole or in part) from, any software that is distributed as free software, open source software (e.g. Linux) or similar licensing or distribution models; and (ii) any software that requires as a condition of use, modification and/or distribution of such software that other software distributed with such software (A) be disclosed or distributed in source code form; (B) be licensed for the purpose of making derivative works; or (C) be redistributable at no charge. Publicly Available Software includes, without limitation, software licensed or distributed under any of the following licenses or distribution models, or licenses or distribution models similar to any of the following: (A) GNU's General Public License (GPL) or Lesser/Library GPL (LGPL), (B) The Artistic License (e.g., PERL), (C) the Mozilla Public License, (D) the Netscape Public License, (E) the Sun Community Source License (SCSL), and (F) the Sun Industry Standards License (SISL).
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• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/05/23/living/23EXPL.html "If you consumed the tarantula," the survey read, "which part did you eat? Legs, body, head." It also asked, "Did you take home any leftover foods from this meal?" The form was mailed on April 11, but only a few have been mailed back.
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• https://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0047/kiss-gunn.shtml Because nothing in this world lives or dies alone and because the obsessive dot-com deathwatch in the news could make a person think that what's happening is the end of an era, I'd like to direct your attention to one of life's quiet little synchronicities and the end of an actual computing era, which I'm defining as any period of time longer than the dot-com gold rush, which I'm in turn defining as "I've got shoes older than that." Contemplate with me for a second the curious parallels between two recent events: the news early this month that the world's last remaining Multics system has been decommissioned and the announcement that Fred Rogers, the beloved host of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, is hanging up his cardigan for the very last time.

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• https://www.salon.com/mwt/wire/2001/06/28/bigamist_testing/index.html Utah convicts often are tested to determine if their crimes stem from sexual problems that can be treated. The test includes use of a band fitted around the penis to measure arousal to pictures or described sexual situations.
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• https://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/internet/07/06/hacker.fbi/index.html ... until the age of 14 when he fell and banged his head, suffering serious physical and mental side effects and becoming interested in computers.
• https://www.msnbc.com/news/594016.asp "THESE LITTLE ROBOTS are kind of like kamikaze warriors," said George Osgood, founder of RoboTrix, a company that has developed two robot prototypes for the U.S. military -- nicknamed "Gladiator" and "Spike."
• https://www.straightdope.com/columns/010706.html What's your problem with cults, Ken? Why, just this spring while writing a check I said to myself, this money is going to fund religious zealots bent on subverting everything I hold dear. But I mailed in my income tax anyway.
• https://www.usatoday.com/usatonline/20010706/3462035s.htm Because of the court challenges, San Diego police officers began checking cameras and the sensors embedded in asphalt that trigger a photograph. They were looking to buttress the city's position that a picture can't be wrong. Instead, they found that sensors at three intersections had been moved, which threw the data into question.
• https://24.94.156.250/newsstory.asp?storyname=2001/July/6/camera Now, council members Linda Saul-Selina, Gwen Miller and Rose Ferlita say they had no idea they had voted to approve the Ybor City camera software and claim the resolution was buried within pages of other city business and the associative language "was confusing."

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• https://news.independent.co.uk/uk/science/story.jsp?story=82064 The research could explain why a huge proportion of cloned animals are either stillborn or suffer from congenital defects, and points to the presence of an underlying genetic flaw in all clones.
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• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A37155-2001Jul9.html "It's a bit like finding the Wright Brothers' first airplane with the Wright brothers sitting there," said Jacobsen, the Danish scientist who is the project's senior archaeologist and excavation manager. "It's incredible."
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010710/aponline143940_000.htm Steven Lindsey, commander of Atlantis' 11-day mission to deliver and install a new air lock for the international space station, insisted he is not superstitious. "Doesn't bother me at all," he said when asked about a Friday the 13th launch. He repeated: "Doesn't bother me at all."
• https://www.apa.org/journals/psp/psp7761121.html People tend to hold overly favorable views of their abilities in many social and intellectual domains. The authors suggest that this overestimation occurs, in part, because people who are unskilled in these domains suffer a dual burden: Not only do these people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it. Across 4 studies, the authors found that participants scoring in the bottom quartile on tests of humor, grammar, and logic grossly overestimated their test performance and ability. Although their test scores put them in the 12th percentile, they estimated themselves to be in the 62nd. Several analyses linked this miscalibration to deficits in metacognitive skill, or the capacity to distinguish accuracy from error. Paradoxically, improving the skills of participants, and thus increasing their metacognitive competence, helped them recognize the limitations of their abilities.

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/opinion/A44053-2001Jul10.html Kurchatov scientists discovered a fatal flaw in the Microsoft software donated to them by the Los Alamos National Laboratory. This same software has been the backbone of America's nuclear materials control system for years. The Russians found that over time, as the computer program is used, some files become invisible and inaccessible to the nuclear accountants using the system, even though the data still exist in netherworld of the database. Any insider who understood the software could exploit this flaw by tracking the "disappeared" files and then physically diverting, for a profit, the materials themselves.
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• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1433000/1433904.stm We want to see what a toilet can do if you introduce modern technology to it.

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• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0966891627/107-5536745-0272544 The Memoirs of Bob Hope's and Henry Kissinger's Mind-Controlled Slave.
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• https://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,46816,00.html The encryption wars have begun.
• https://www.msnbc.com/news/628194.asp?0dm=C14PN Terrorist flight training for dummies.
• https://www.openp2p.com/pub/a/p2p/2001/08/28/p2pwar.html Now I'm going to tell you a true story. Two years ago, this Navy pilot shows up at Pensacola Naval Air Station. That's where they teach the new recruits how to fly. And actually he was an ensign; a brand new Navy aviator. So he goes out and they take them all on a check ride, and he maxes every check ride. Well, they hadn't had that happen in years, so they said, "How come you're so good? How long have you been flying?" He says "I've never flown a plane in my life until I got here." And they said, "Come on. What's your secret?" "Microsoft Flight Simulator." He had hacked a database and built a database of Pensacola, and so before he goes out on his check ride, he goes and flies in Microsoft Flight Simulator. It's only $69, and the new version of Flight Simulator is really, really good.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A20676-2001Sep12.html A couple stepped out in tandem, holding hands.

• https://www.ibm.com/news/us/2001/08/23.html IBM inside.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/08/nyregion/08EAT.html It was, Professor Feldberg wrote, "an egregious error in judgment by a junior faculty member" that was "part of an ill-conceived research project."
• https://www.spaceimaging.com/newsroom/attack_gallery.htm IKONOS images of the attack.
• https://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/wtc_counterterrorism_010912.html Advanced Technology Makes Potential Terrorists Harder to Stop
• https://www.salon.com/politics/wire/2001/09/10/souter/index.html Kennedy answered, "Sometimes you have to be responsible and step up to the plate," according to the book. Justice John Paul Stevens offered, "I'm so tired. I am just so exhausted."
• https://www.salon.com/tech/wire/2001/09/10/bobby/index.html A British chess grandmaster is convinced that Bobby Fischer, one of the game's most legendary and elusive figures, is playing again anonymously on the Internet.

• https://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/ The Big Nose Appreciation Page
• https://www.greatbuildings.com/buildings/World_Trade_Center.html World Trade Center
• https://www.vaam-power.com/ The women's marathon winner at the Sydney Olympics has revealed the secretof her success --- she drank the stomach juices of giant, killer hornets that fly 100km a day at up to 25 km/hour.
• https://www.google.com/search?q=cache:Kl9el6_D0vQ:www.gazette.com/weekly/columnists/tosches/701.html+Colorado+House+Bill+01-1221&hl=en Because nothing sickens and offends the average American quite like seeing the nation's teen-agers wearing aluminum boxer shorts.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_394430.html Experts knew about the spare, but thought it was useless because it points the wrong way.
• https://www.salon.com/tech/inbox/index.html Napster who? P2P just had its best month ever.

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A28620-2001Sep14.html "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"
• https://www.daily.umn.edu/daily/1999/02/25/editorial_opinions/o0225/ No matter -- thanks to a knee-jerk press and an audience salivating for a sacrificial right-winger, the Teletubbies and Jerry Falwell will be forever linked in our minds as long as both are a part of the popular consciousness. The hysterical combustion caused by a report that failed to clearly explain that Falwell was only indirectly related to the statements -- statements that in the end, amounted to nothing -- have secured that inaccuracy forever.
• https://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/predict.htm A 1654 Nostradamus prediction said World War III would begin with the fall of "two brothers," a reference to the destroyed World Trade Center towers.
• https://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~bubblz/WTCREB.JPG A design suggestion for the second World Trade Center
• https://www.darkhorizons.com/news10/lord1.jpg From: Don Whiteside ... look as how many liberties they have taken with the Dwarven costumes in Lord of the Rings.
• https://slate.msn.com/Assessment/01-09-13/Assessment.asp But Bin Laden and his followers are alarming because they don't want anything from us.
• https://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20010914l.gif More: Terrorist flight training for dummies.

• https://www.hpl.hp.com/personal/Jean_Tourrilhes/ "Despite the "how to buy" button, the official policy at HP is that employees are not for sale, so please don't bother them trying to buy me."
• https://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3728/infograph_3728.jpg Headline News' Makeover
• https://www.theatlantic.com/issues/2001/07/gerecht.htm In the July/August 2001 issue of The Atlantic Monthly, Reuel Marc Gerecht, himself a former U.S. intelligence officer, quotes a former senior Near East Division operative: "The CIA probably doesn't have a single truly qualified Arabic-speaking officer of Middle Eastern background who can play a believable Muslim fundamentalist who would volunteer to spend years of his life with shitty food and no women in the mountains of Afghanistan. For Christ's sake, most case officers live in the suburbs of Virginia. We don't do that kind of thing." A younger case officer boils the problem down even further: "Operations that include diarrhea as a way of life don't happen."
• https://www.mathmistakes.com/ This is a list of mathematical mistakes made over and over by advertisers, the media, reporters, politicians, activists, and in general many non-math people.
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010823/od/topless_dc_2.html The appeals board, however, said the dancer's actions were part of the "expressive nature of the dance." It means that topless dancers in any California bar can now fondle and caress themselves without fear of having the bar's alcohol license revoked.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_381677.html It takes a windfall of about £1 million to move a person's happiness scale from pretty low levels to top of the heap happiness.

• https://www.vnunet.com/News/1124839 "Researchers at the University of California at Berkeley have discovered more vulnerabilities in Secure Shell (SSH) which allow an attacker to learn significant information about what data is being transferred in SSH sessions, including passwords.
• https://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0100&id=0109162226302403 "If you like to go out and spend money I would encourage that. It's always a good thing."
• https://www.foreignaffairs.org/Search/document_briefings.asp?nb=20&i=19981101facomment1428.xml To most Americans, the declaration is a travesty, a gross distortion of the nature and purpose of the American presence in Arabia. They should also know that for many -- perhaps most -- Muslims, the declaration is an equally grotesque travesty of the nature of Islam and even of its doctrine of jihad.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/18/science/physical/18UNDE.html It's a complicated site.
• https://www.stratfor.com/ Intelligence for Individuals
• https://www.mapquest.com/cgi-bin/ia_find?link=btwn/twn-map_results&zoom_level=11&uid=u7lbndpiz018j1rb:2x9y15g47s&aphoto=1&SNVData=3mad3-h.fy%28w7a907_%29zr290t%3bpq%7cs9z,p7%3b8aq.hqu%3b%28n%2b%19Q%18NQ%2bV%14%17%15M%2bLM%18%3d%11S%14%2bCQ%18Y%3aL%16%3du72qr_2u62_F%15%285uz2ng%3a_aq62x1%3aa%3bteqej%3bxmwjs8%241w-u.wf7%3bxcx5sf7.grfe%7cs%247wv%28u&pcat=&zlgif.x=1 Updated map.
• https://slate.msn.com/code/chatterbox/chatterbox.asp?Show=9/17/2001&idMessage=831 It's the End of the World as Clear Channel Knows It

• https://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,555379,00.html The origins of uptalk.
• https://www.yetanother.org/damian/diary_September_2001.html#day_17 I mean, how often do you get to see a destructor that calls its own invocant in order to invoke a closure to lexically flag another destructor to delete itself, thereby removing a subroutine call from the middle of a series of nested closures?
• https://www.zdnet.com/anchordesk/stories/story/0,10738,2813501,00.html Microsoft says it wants Passport and Hailstorm, its foundation services for Web-based applications, to play well with others. So in a shocking move, the company is announcing today that Passport will be changed to use an Internet-standard security model and Hailstorm won't be the only place for users to store their personal information.
• https://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/ she is getting error message that say undliveriable messages, her hole area cannot send externail emails
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010822/od/noise_dc_1.html She added that the excessive coughing and sneezing was probably the result of the typically inclement Scottish weather and a downpour immediately before the performance which left many in the audience soaked to the skin.
• https://www.securityfocus.com/news/254 The text went on to report that Attorney General John Ashcroft held a press conference about the case before "cheering hordes", and incorrectly quoted Ashcroft as saying, "They shall not overcome. Whoever told them that the truth shall set them free was obviously and grossly unfamiliar with federal law."

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• https://www.nypost.com/commentary/32767.htm Sure, but tell us what you really think.
• https://www.sci.kun.nl/hfml/froglev.html The Frog That Learned to Fly.
• https://www.webgirlauction.com/ Patriotism comes in different forms.
• https://www.pornoforpotheads.com/ Porn Site O' The Day
• https://www.nv.doe.gov/news&pubs/photos&films/testfilms.htm The Department of Energy, in cooperation with the Department of Defense, declassified a series of historical films on the nuclear weapons program. They were converted to videotape format to help preserve the films and to facilitate the declassification and release process. These films document the history of the development of nuclear weapons, starting with the first bomb tested at Trinity Site in southeastern New Mexico in July 1945. This is the first time the films have ever been edited for declassification and public release. (Portions of some of these films were previously released.)
• https://www.hyperorg.com/backissues/joho-aug15-01.html#mind Mind the Scaffolding

• https://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-000076228sep23.story?coll=la%2Dnews%2Dcomment%2Dopinions A Pure, High Note of Anguish
• https://www.siliconvalley.com/docs/news/svfront/ellsn092301.htm "All you have to give up is your illusions, not any of your privacy."
• https://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-000075191sep19.story Afghanistan Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen, Soviet Vets Say
• https://www.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2001/09/11/ebert_widescreen/index.html Movies the way God meant them to be seen.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_403716.html We cannot waste time fighting over a name.
• https://www.salon.com/tech/wire/2001/09/21/passengers/index.html We're using the term "aggressively defend the airplane," Mazor said.
• https://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/metropolitan/1055222 I see dead people.
• https://www.washtimes.com/commentary/20010919-6357240.htm New flight plan.

• https://www.theonion.com/onion3734/us_vows_to_defeat_whoever.html Finding the enemy.
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010924/od/moose_dc_1.html No bull.
• https://www.securityfocus.com/news/257 Hackers, virus-writers and web site defacers would face life imprisonment without the possibility of parole under legislation proposed by the Bush Administration that would classify most computer crimes as acts of terrorism.
• https://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2001/092001/09112001/389322 "... and he certainly didn't give him permission to be intimate with his cattle."
• https://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0200&id=0109190816500146 Surgeons in New York have used a robot to remove the gall bladder of a woman in France in the world's first long-distance operation, the head of the team said Wednesday, predicting it could radically change medical practice.
• https://www.intercorr.com/roach.htm Robo-roach.
• https://www.robval.com/linux/desktop/index.asp Linux as a Replacement for Windows 2000

• https://www.buddyweiserman.com/ Fun with the Nigerian money scam.
• https://dictionary.oed.com/public/news/0109.htm This won't, of course, stop me from dropping the fact that there were online newspapers in 1939 into conversation every now and then.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_403967.html Thurston County Sheriff's Captain, Dan Kimball, told The Olympian: "People have the right to have poor taste. We don't have a county ordinance that I know of that says you can't carve your tree into a penis."
• https://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0200&id=0109221650225032 The FAO estimates that over time 10,000 plant species were used for human food and agriculture. Now no more than 120 cultivated species provide 90 percent of human food supplied by plants.
• https://www.farago.com/herbie/herbie.jpg What would Disney do?
• https://www.seashepherd.com Sailing into harm's way.

• https://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,47155,00.html?tw=wn20010928
• https://www.theonion.com The headlines speak for themselves. "U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With," "Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake," and "Jerry Falwell: Is That Guy A Dick Or What?"
• https://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,46671,00.html "This is an exceedingly moderate and reasonable approach," said Preston Padden, executive vice president of the Walt Disney Company, which helped to craft the legislation.
• https://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=24640 At a recent PBS press conference I asked the overall series producer, Richard Hutton, why Intelligent Design's scientific critique of evolution was completely ignored. He answered that he'd looked into it and decided there was nothing there. That's one way to decide important scientific disputes -- let a TV producer decide.
• https://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20010927.html Electric Money
• https://socrates.berkeley.edu/~deban/feedingmovieindex.html The Website of Salamander Research.
• https://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-f016.html Those guys never gave up. And we don't want to give up either.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1570000/1570231.stm "The Taleban soldiers are living on Kandahari naan bread, onions and water while they keep their eyes peeled on the people down below and the cloudless sky above."

• https://www.britishairways.com/news/news1.shtml#2 The following items are strictly forbidden to be carried on board the cabin of any British Airways' aircraft: catapults.
• https://news.excite.com/news/r/010928/09/odd-viagra-dc And you might not slide as far down the mountain if you should fall. -- Drew Rogge
• https://www.msnbc.com/news/633205.asp ... as saying that bin Laden called his mother in Syria on the day before the Sept. 11 attacks to tell her to expect "big news."
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/02/health/anatomy/02PLAG.html The authors argue that a hemorrhagic virus, like Ebola, probably caused the Black Death and most of the smaller epidemics that struck Europe for the next three centuries, not bubonic plague.
• https://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-100101birds.story?coll=la%2Dheadlines%2Dliving Terror sex.
• https://www.brainwavescience.com/OnePageSummary004.htm Executive Summary: Farwell Brain Fingerprinting https://home.strategy.com//news/reports_fullstory.asp?fstoryID=E123E718-A38E-4641-A9AE-297E26DEFD86&fBroadCastMethod=1&fTopicName=Top_Science_News ... will give researchers greater understanding of saponification, the chemical conversion of fat into adipocere.

• https://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fe20010927rh.htm "Religion teaches the dangerous nonsense that death is not the end," Dawkins wrote. "To fill the world with religion, or religions, of the Abrahamic kind, is like littering the streets with loaded guns. Do not be surprised if they are used."
• https://www.redherring.com/index.asp?layout=story&channel=10000001&doc_id=460020246&rh_special_report_id= The speech processor could even double as a cellular telephone: one ear could be devoted to the phone, the other to the immediate environment.
• https://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=1&cat=0200&id=0109251857470294 "I've never done that before," Lifshitz said, adding that most of her customers have been "highly educated and highly neurotic."
• https://www.boundaryinstitute.org/randomness.htm While economic difficulties seem especially great at this time, we feel our research in this area is important and worthy of continuing.
• https://www.wired.com/news/photo/0,1860,47102,00.html Created by Eliza Gauger, a 17-year-old student from Bellingham, Washington, the skillful drawing of "Mommy Liberty" has been reprinted in newspapers across the country and has been turned into posters, coffee mugs, T-shirts and baseball caps.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A37629-2001Sep27.html "Make sure that you are clean, your clothes are clean, including your shoes."
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• https://gw.colorado.edu/~hugger/stuff/bitch.gif Cartoon O' The Day.
• https://www.discover.com/aug_01/featcow.html A lesson in truly efficient recycling.
• https://www.salon.com/people/wire/2001/10/05/doughnuts/index.html "I was like, `No, they'd better not go and get doughnuts,"' Turner said. As the helicopter idled, someone got out and went into the store, returning 10 or 15 minutes later with a Krispy Kreme box, he said.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1580000/1580600.stm "But now scientists are devising training videos for hatchery fish that show fish of their species being devoured by a predator."
• https://images.amazon.com/images/P/0618002235.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg It appears that Nostradamus has competition.
• https://www.latimes.com/features/lifestyle/la-100701tunes.story If ancient Romans had "Parvus Orbis Est" (Latin for "It's a Small World") chirping incessantly in their heads, they were kind enough not to mention it.
• https://www.counterpane.com/crypto-gram-0109a.html Bruce Schneier: Computer security experts have a lot of expertise that can be applied to the real world. First and foremost, we have well-developed senses of what security looks like. We can tell the difference between real security and snake oil. And the new airport security rules, put in place after September 11, look and smell a whole lot like snake oil.

• https://www.findagrave.com/ Find A Grave.
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/htx/nm/20011008/en/people-terrorists_1.html In a reversal of roles, government intelligence specialists have been secretly soliciting terrorist scenarios from top Hollywood filmmakers and writers.
• https://www.ljworld.com/section/stateregional/story/69179 "As soon as I pulled up to the house, I knew what they'd done. He was there, lying on my front porch."
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/22087.html Disney chief Michael Eisner pointed out after Rosen's keynote that "privacy laws are our biggest impediment to us obtaining our objectives".
• https://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/134349867_bremertongirls05m.html Usually, it's like three to five guys for every girl. Now, it's 1-to-1 and you get hit on three times a night instead of 12," Thorsen said. "It's not as much fun."
• https://www.cia.gov/terrorism/buster.html Who you gonna call?
• https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/01/Oct/jobcuts.html Al Qaeda to cut at least 5,000 jobs.

• https://www.msnbc.com/news/634264.asp It is worth it, thirdly, because the American foreign policy establishment has all the heart for war of a titmouse, and not one of your braver titmice.
• https://www.spaceimaging.com/gallery/ioweek/archive/iow091601/wtc_side_by_side1280.jpg
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20011008/wl/1002558641pakistan_attacks_pes115.html
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20011005/wl/1002288731mideast_israel_palestinians_agaz101.html
• https://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/breaking/1008Attacks-Pakistan-Protest-ON.html Pictures O' The Day.
• https://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/31567.htm
• https://www.msnbc.com/news/639937.asp It's not like the tabloids have any other enemies.
• https://www.wood.army.mil/CHBULLETIN/Jan99/Mickey.htm The Mickey Mouse Mask.
• https://www.n-ncompany.com/ The ATLANTEAN ONE MEDITATION HELMET is especially designed to bring about re-enlightenment, because of the unique positioning of the quartz power crystals incorporated in the body of the pyramids that create the unique structural design. The crystals are placed to stimulate the Third Eye, the Temporal Lobes, the Crown Chakra, and the Cerebellum. Energy from the Ether is also directed to the Pineal Gland. The construction has the same angle of 51 degrees--pyramid within a pyramid. This design guarantees a maximum transfer flow of subatomic etherical energy through the crystals into the significant parts of the brain, and stimulates each of us to grow at the rate of our individual vibration.
• https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/nasd/video/av99269.html It's probably gonna need an update.
• https://www.usps.gov/moversnet/howtopacka2.html#hippos
• https://www.usps.gov/moversnet/pets2.html#gorillas Moving stuff.

• https://www.wikipedia.com Welcome to Wikipedia, a collaborative project to produce a complete encyclopedia from scratch.
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2001/10/04/MN102970.DTL But he wasn't just a bad tipper -- he killed people."
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20011006/us/burger_king_burns_1.html "It made you feel a sense of empowerment," Frydman said, "and that you can accomplish anything."
• https://www.defenselink.mil/
• https://www.defenselink.mil/news/Oct2001/g011009-D-6570C.html Briefing slides.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/22087.html It's a fair cop, guv -- we cocked up here, and we throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.

• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/ap/20011011/us/attacks_faa_security_3.html No really... it's safe... honest!
• https://www.resumania.com/fameindex.html Resume Hall Of Fame
• https://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2001/10/01/wtc_domain/print.html
• https://www.acm.org/technews/articles/2001-3/1010w.html#item13 Cybersquatting Among the Ruins.
• https://www.changingtheclimate.com/index.html I'm changing the climate! Ask me how.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1554000/1554560.stm The devastating impacts on the twin towers of the World Trade Center and their subsequent collapse shook the ground with the force of a small earthquake.
• https://www.civil.usyd.edu.au/wtc.htm World Trade Centre -- New York -- Some Engineering Aspects
• https://www.santesson.com/enedcurs.htm A Guide to Strong Dutch Language.
• https://www.end.com/~leek/images/whosyourfroggy.gif Who's Your Froggy?

• https://www.msnbc.com/news/642074.asp An `urban myth' turns out to be true.
• https://www.sciam.com/2001/1101issue/1101antimatter.html "Maybe I'm wrong, but you've got to think that four young guys with enlarged, tender nipples and a tendency to cuddle are not going to fare that well in prison."
• https://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,47368,00.html Three weeks after Christmas, the Tickle Me Elmo "Surprise" edition will simply announce "Congratulations!" to the winner of the grand prize when he is picked up and played with. He will say "You found it!" to the runners-up.
• https://lincolnpresenters.org/ We are ready willing and Abe L.
• https://www.farces.com/farces/1002668279/ Convergence indeed.
• https://anthrax.com/nfws.htm In light of current events, we are changing the name of the band to something more friendly, "Basket Full Of Puppies"
• https://www.azeri.org/Azeri/az_learn/az_expressions/articles/83_proverbs/83_proverbs.html He can't crumble dumplings for himself, yet he cuts noodles for others.

• https://www.funnystrange.com/quiz/answers.asp The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation.
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2001/10/11/womhackers.DTL&type=printable A male hacker who chose to remain nameless commented to me, "Female hackers are like unicorns. They're mythical."
• https://www.badmovies.org/movies/dunwich/ Worshippers of "The Old Ones" have to use self serve gas stations.
• https://www.observer.co.uk/waronterrorism/story/0,1373,573707,00.html FBI investigators have officially concluded that 11 of the 19 terrorists who hijacked the aircraft on 11 September did not know they were on a suicide mission, Whitehall intelligence sources said last night.
• https://wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,47552,00.html An RIAA-drafted amendment according to a draft obtained by Wired News would immunize all copyright holders -- including the movie and e-book industry -- for any data losses caused by their hacking efforts or other computer intrusions "that are reasonably intended to impede or prevent" electronic piracy.
• https://www.thecomicreader.com/html/icst/icst-5/icst-5.html The Web isn't quite ready for producers to sell you the experience of the work itself, so instead, you get it for free -- and the producer sells you.
• https://www.interactiveweek.com/article/0,3658,s%253D1825%2526a%253D16375,00.asp Qwest First Phone Company Junking POTS

• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/16/science/social/16TOOT.html There were officially two heads of St. Luke, one at Prague and one in Rome," Dr. Barbujani said. At Bishop Mattiazzo's request, the Prague skull was brought to Padua and found to fit perfectly to the topmost neck bone. The tooth, found on the floor of the coffin, also fit into the right socket in the jawbone.
• https://www.newsbytes.com/news/01/171173.html According to Culp, the damage caused by worms such as Code Red and Nimda can be blamed in part on computer security professionals who discovered the software flaws exploited by the malicious, self-propagating programs.
• https://news.excite.com/news/ap/011015/06/dotcom-bankruptcies Positioning yourself for one last windfall.
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• https://www.timelessvoyager.com/sewet.htm Sometimes, these lusty intruders perpetrate invisible attacks on unsuspecting earth women. A young career woman from San Diego reported that...after she turned off the lamp beside her bed...she had the sensation of someone getting in bed...the sound of heavy breathing. Whenever I turned the light on, it would go away! It smelled like rotten seaweed...next day the bed was wet and slimy.
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• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1651000/1651259.stm "When I was at the sixth month of my pregnancy and went to see the doctor for the usual tests and scans, he noticed that, apart from Denise, there were another three babies.
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• https://www.syracuse.com/newsflash/index.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?n0388_BC_NY--Anthrax-Santa&&news&newsflash-newyork-syr Solomon said Santa letters from all of New York City would be sent to a contractor in Bridgeport, N.J., to be irradiated by ion beams. The same machine was used to sanitize mail addressed to government agencies that piled up after a letter containing anthrax was sent to Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle.
• https://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/po/20011110/co/gay_straight_couples_have_same_fights_1.html From our "People are People" department.

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• https://www.state.gov/www/about_state/history/vol_iii/ B. Actions if the Fight Goes Badly. If the evidence accumulated during the test period provides no reasonable assurance that the United States can conduct a successful land war in South Viet-Nam without a vast protracted effort, you should seek means of limiting the American commitment and finding a political solution at a level below the total achievement of our declared objectives.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/20/science/earth/20CARB.html Plan Calls for Using Oceans to Soak Up CO2.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/19/international/asia/19MILI.html "It's a process of elimination" a Pentagon official said. "You hit on a cave, see where they run to, and then hit that cave. We're working our way across the entire country that way."
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• https://www.onmagazine.com/on-mag/magazine/article/0,9985,178549,00.html Well, maybe not everyone, but it's clear that a lot of people are Googling in New York these days. ... Lost amid the fuss over Hachette Filipacchi's Jan. 4 euthanizing of George was the monthly's decision to quietly snuff photos in its lively Internet bulletin-board community.
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• https://www.msnbc.com/news/660358.asp Taking this fight to the enemy will mean teaming up with foreign security services that engage in political repression and pay little heed to human rights. By authorizing special military trials for some terrorists caught abroad, President Bush has signaled that the protections of American-style justice won't apply to all. ... "Forget about human rights for a while," Osman said. "You have to safeguard the security of the majority."
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• https://www.cnn.com/2001/US/11/23/ret.travel.warning.afghan/index.html One wonders exactly who needed that warning.
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• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1679000/1679549.stm The first direct detection and chemical analysis of the atmosphere of a planet outside our Solar System has been made by astronomers in what is being viewed as a landmark scientific achievement.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/23057.html Antivirus vendors are at loggerheads over whether they should include in their software packages detection for a Trojan horse program reportedly under development by the FBI.
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• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/29/technology/29DVD.html 2 Copyright Cases Decided in Favor of Entertainment Industry
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• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/23080.html So now you can send an SMS and crash a mobile phone, so that the user is locked out.
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• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/12/03/technology/03THIN.html
• https://www.msnbc.com/news/665724.asp It.
• https://www.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?fd20011202tc.htm It should be noted that Goto's industry is at near-crisis level. The major life insurers have found that their yields from investments are actually below the interest payments to policyholders.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/26/opinion/26SAFI.html And on what leg does the U.S now stand when China sentences an American to death after a military trial devoid of counsel chosen by the defendant?
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• https://www.economist.com/science/displaystory.cfm?story_id=863244 OPINION is for the moment divided on the place of electronic calculating methods in ordinary business.
• https://www.ala.org/bbooks/top100bannedbooks.html The 100 Most Frequently Challenged Books of 1990-2000
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/23081.html "The mighty Ziff-Davis publishing empire has chalked up many triumphs over the years, but one masterpiece from 1943 has been sadly neglected.

• https://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1689000/1689313.stm The little creature crawling across the coin is said to be the world's smallest reptile.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/23155.html "For dogs, surely, Ginger is proof of God's infinite love and generosity."
• https://www.viridiandesign.org/notes/251-300/00283_geeks_and_spooks.html The truer and sadder story of crypto was that the spooks and the geeks both beat the hell out of our democratic process, rendering lawyers, consumers, the Congress, the industry, and the Administration totally irrelevant, and leaving crypto as a blasted technical wasteland, in a kind of Afghan-style feud, where every single party was necessarily a crook, or a scofflaw, or a deceiver, or weirdly suspect, and there was no legitimacy, and no common ground, and still, today, no good method to assemble any.
• https://www.msnbc.com/news/666107.asp This review is coming to you from a Tolkien-free zone.
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• https://arstechnica.com/reviews/01q4/macosx-10.1/macosx-10.1-11.html
• https://arstechnica.com/reviews/01q3/metadata/metadata-1.html File name extensions did not solve an existing implementation problem. File type metadata already had a dedicated storage location in the file system. There was no implementation constraint that necessitated the incorporation of file type metadata into the file identifier, and there was no implementation constraint that necessitated the encoding of file type metadata in the file name. Doing so did not solve any existing problems, and actually caused many new ones of its own (as we'll see shortly). The creation of file name extensions was not a hack. It was a mistake.
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