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"I played the guitar for ten years before I realised it wasn't a weapon." -- Pete Townshend Attributed to Tim Allen, about Martha Stewart: "Boy I feel safer now that she's behind bars. OJ and Kobe are walking around ... Osama Bin Laden too. But they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean and work in the yard, and haul her ass to jail." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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• https://www.clientcopia.com/ "Good customers we give what they want, bad customers we give what they ask for."
• https://bsd.ee/~olev/ Beastie on an Estonian flag.
• https://www.boingboing.net/2005/02/10/shoplifting_is_safer.html Why kind of fool lawmaker lets himself get talked into making this social policy?
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/02/12/MNG4QBA2I81.DTL "When she discovered that (the killing of children) was to occur, she got uneasy"
• https://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/ [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.cookingforengineers.com/ Cooking for engineers.

• https://www.ritilan.com/archives/001411.html Winnebago Man [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.viceland.com/issues/v11n11/htdocs/surface.php They even ran tours from Japan for people to go see it.
• https://www.michaelbach.de/ot/fcs_hollow-face/index.html Serious optical illusion.
• https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=1&u=/050212/481/lcar10502121959 [Politician heroically maintaining eye contact. Possibly offensive: Wardrobe malfunction -- Tom Race.]
• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/02/08/BAGL8B7L411.DTL Every community has its own priorities.
• https://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-11-24-math-record_x.htm ... and the result comes immediately.
• https://www.savetoby.com/ Thanks to everyone who has contributed!
• https://www.avweb.com/news/skywrite/188626-1.html It's worth noting that 91.15 precedes 91.17, which prohibits doing this while drunk.
• https://www.ruminate.com/ As an athlete, I am ever so grateful that Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida. If Florida State had discovered it, I'd be drinking "Seminole Fluid." -- John Schmidt
• https://www.cafepress.com/nationalreview/207667 What? No thong?

• https://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/vwpolo.asp ... whose content is unsuitable for traditional media.
• https://www.casper.ru/temp/pingu3/ Penguin Game O' The Day (#1)
• https://www.macromedia.com/macromedia/holiday2004 Penguin Game O' The Day (#2)
• https://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/ Sheep Game O' The Day
• https://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/15127164?source=Evening%20Standard&ct=5 What they did.
• https://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/londonnews/articles/15125756?source=Evening%20Standard But 6-to-1 still isn't that great.
• https://www.thenerdgroup.com/funnyvoicemail.wav Play-by-play.
• https://channels.netscape.com/ns/homerealestate/package.jsp?floc=WM_Mon_slot2&name=fte/unmadebed/unmadebed Mom didn't know I was ahead of my time.
• https://www.cloneawilly.com/ Keep that special someone home, even when he's far away. [Possibly offensive: SSC]
• https://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Shores/6794/wl-tenmostpopulardognamesinhawaiian.html You'll want to bookmark this one for later reference.
• https://www.maz.ca/flummoxed/2005/01/if-helmet-begins-to-smoke-seek-shelter.html The helmet of certain death.
• https://homepage.mac.com/demark/tsunami/2.html Not a lot of shore-line left.
• https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/21204849.html [Possibly offensive: AL, SSC]

• https://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/10899771.htm?1c ... with no system to regulate cultivation, consumers are at risk.
• https://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20050215-4615.html Monitor lust.
• https://wedding11.weddingchannel.com/search_purchase/guest_view_store_ga.asp?retailer_registry_uid=301986711&listby=dept In case you wanted to send a gift.
• https://www.theinquirer.net/?article=21266 Microsoft bent my Danish prime minister.
• https://www.groundhogchase.com/ The chase is on.
• https://isnt.autistics.org/ Tragically, as many as 9625 out of every 10,000 individuals may be neurotypical.
• https://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6647 [Possibly offensive: SSC]
• https://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2005/02/15/dl1503.xml ... for many people the decision to watch the Oscars remains an intensely private one.
• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk167/junk167.htm More Junkmail from Bob!
• https://mediacitizen.blogspot.com/2005/02/battling-sock-puppets.html Battling the 'Sock Puppets'

• https://www.esa.int/export/esaEO/SEM1RG3AR2E_index_0.html Yeah, right... a palm tree.
• https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1516&ncid=1516&e=1&u=/afp/20050202/od_afp/afplifestylechinalunarhongkongoffbeat_050202121616 Lucky underpants.
• https://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/281373p-241106c.html Cast-iron doorstop: $4,800.
• https://money.cnn.com/2005/02/16/news/newsmakers/poker_dogs/index.htm?cnn=yes "In the first, our main character, the St. Bernard, holds a weak hand as the rest of the crew maintains their best poker faces. In the following scene, we see the St. Bernard raking in the large pot, much to the very obvious dismay of his fellow players."
• https://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-02-15T133427Z_01_N14692784_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-DOCTORS-DC.XML On some occasions the doctor they believed to be Charles Momah was jovial and talkative with little accent. He bore certain scars and other physical characteristics. On other visits, the man they believed to be Charles Momah stuttered, had a heavy accent, and even appeared to be a different weight, claim the women who filed suit.
• https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094964/ As teenage boys, the Mantle twins are clearly very bright, and display a precocious interest in surgery and women's reproductive apparatus.
• https://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050211/people_nm/crime_sizemore_dc Carney said the actor's failed attempt to fake his drug test results came on the first day of the new requirement.
• https://www.azcentral.com/offbeat//articles/0216hospital-eviction16-ON.html Come for the service, stay for the food.
• https://www.plainenglish.co.uk/goldenbull.html The project is structured around multifaceted incremental work plan combining novel content design based on new pedagogical paradigms blended with the e-learning environments to facilitate hybrid mode of delivery. This is combined with series of educational experiments on the target learner groups with possibilities to adjust the approach and disseminate the interim and final results.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/newswatch/ukfs/hi/newsid_4270000/newsid_4270500/4270541.stm Why? Because that is where the argument and the difference is sharpest.
• https://www.beardeddragonsecrets.com/ And some people are calling it THE best book ever written about the Bearded Dragon.
• https://politics.guardian.co.uk/localgovernment/story/0,9061,1414942,00.html Gum control.

• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1489955,00.html "The debate about whether there is a global warming signal now is over, at least for rational people," said Tim Barnett, of the Scripps Institution of Oceanography in La Jolla, California. "The models got it right. If a politician stands up and says the uncertainty is too great to believe these models, that is no longer tenable."
• https://wires.news.com.au/special/mm/030811-hubble.htm The Best of Hubble slideshow.
• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0833030477/102-0807728-0089731 Reader review: "I wait, impatiently, for the audio CD version of this fine book."
• https://www.worthersoriginal.com/index.php?id=wearable_warnings Wearable warnings.
• https://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12033956-13762,00.html They found that in intelligence tests men use 6.5 times as much grey matter as women, but women use nine times as much white matter.
• https://www.science.ie/scopetv/content/content.asp?section_id=683
• https://www.autospeed.com/A_1260/cms/article.html Engineering the bra.
• https://www.abstinence.net/store/00020.html What? No thong?
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/20/arts/20rich.html
• https://americablog.blogspot.com/2005/02/man-called-jeff.html
• https://www.bartcop.com/gannon-bush.jpg "How are you going to work with people who seem to have divorced themselves from reality?"
• https://www.margaretswaine.com/The%20Bitter%20Truth.html As such it looks and tastes like a medicine, and makes no bones about it.
• https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2005-02/cwru-wsi021705.php "This device can literally worm its way into complicated places or into curving tubing such as the colon,"... Eventually, the device may be miniaturized and equipped with sensors that enable it to work autonomously and self propelling.

• https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&e=11&u=/nm/oukoe_swaziland_cars Staying focused.
• https://nocat.net/~rob/notes/2005/02/16#simulator If you're young enough not to have experienced it for yourself, here's a simulation.
• https://politics.guardian.co.uk/homeaffairs/story/0,11026,1418678,00.html One or two were killed accidentally.
• https://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx If this article is remotely useful, take it from me -- it's too late.
• https://www.postgazette.com/pg/05048/458932.stm The new series will have the same classic wit and wisdom.
• https://www.not-rocket-science.com/gates.htm
• https://www.smilinggoat.com/crackers.html Art comes in many flavors.
• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/02/18/BAGM9BDI191.DTL Maybe Koko would like to go to Mardi Gras.
• https://www.max.hi-ho.ne.jp/hotaru/underwear/ When your company goes public, you'll have to have some way to pass the time.
• https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=20&u=/ap/israel_swallowing_gum "God knows" where it is.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050217/REVIEWS/50202001 You wonder what kind of an L.A. cop would allow herself to be experimentally drowned in a bathtub by a guy who lives over a bowling alley.

• https://www.bagborroworsteal.com Borrow this bag now!
• https://www.alaskaalpineclub.org/IceWall/04-05IceWall1.html Global warming refuted.
• https://www.axdo.net/exhaust_flame_thrower.asp There are two popular methods for producing exhaust flames -- we will explain them both here.
• https://cbs2.com/topstories/topstories_story_054115329.html Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!
• https://www.asredas.com/url.php?id=825 Porn pong. [Possibly offensive: SSC]
• https://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/7293/ An action shot I don't need to see.
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/02/23/thompson.death.ap/index.html Cannon fodder.
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7050 The most likely scenario is that both will need wisdom teeth pulling.
• https://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/050223_dark_galaxy.html
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/4288633.stm Dark Matter galaxy.
• https://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/patron00.htm 8 saints vs. sexual temptation 3 saints vs. rats 3 saints vs. ruptures 1 saint vs. spousal abuse

• https://www.usnews.com/usnews/biz/e_friend.php3?goto=%2Fusnews%2Fissue%2F050228%2Fhealth%2F28think.htm Or how about the now incomprehensible reasons you married your spouse in the first place?
• https://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=35 Mission accomplished.
• https://www.xat.nl/enigma-e/desc/ Build your own Enigma
• https://mitglied.lycos.de/mroevenich/ Or download one for your Palm Pilot.
• https://www.eclipse.net/~dhamer/sale/trade.htm Or you could simply buy one.
• https://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=581&u=/nm/20050222/tc_nm/tech_hp_printers_dc&printer=1 An HP spokesman said the company does not comment on pending litigation.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1292091.html "... both for them and the clients."
• https://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1234 Some people simply aren't cut out for careers in broadcasting.
• https://www.turboforce3d.com/annoying/ The Annoying Thing
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42473-2005Feb21.html [That's the beauty of hindsight, it's 100% accurate. -- Craig Pfeifer]
• https://www.redrat.net/work/photographic/homeland_security/collection.htm THE HOMELAND SECURITY COLLECTION [Possibly offensive: BN]
• https://www.purewhitenoise.com/usewhitenoise.html In stereo!

• https://news.com.com/Internet+fame+is+cruel+mistress+for+video+dancer/2100-1026_3-5591298.html
• https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php According to his relatives, he mopes around the house.
• https://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels Lord of the Hissy-Fit
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A56408-2005Feb26.html Opinions about the neighborhood's newest security system have varied.
• https://www.fastcompany.com/online/06/writestuff.html Writing the Right Stuff
• https://www.tonystrading.co.uk/my-collections.htm Collecting since I was very little.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4297695.stm I'm sure that'll solve the problem.
• https://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1109128229028 "An absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee... there was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request." [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.deepbluemarine.com/page5PB.htm Margaritas blended until the end of the world.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/opinion/la-ed-filter25feb25,1,340639.st ory?coll=la-news-comment "This is to make a statement about what we value in the district."
• https://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.03/view.html?pg=5 I've always wondered what almost $1 billion spent on lobbying state lawmakers gets you. Now I'm beginning to see.

• https://www.themacmind.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=686 iPod Linux
• https://film.guardian.co.uk/oscars2005/story/0,15583,1427071,00.html "I'd like to thank the rest of the cast. To give a really bad performance like mine you need to have really bad actors."
• https://abcnews.go.com/US/print?id=535935 Harvard President's Controversial Remarks About Science and the Sexes Backed by Some Experts
• https://www.lex18.com/Global/story.asp?S=2989614 Science fiction is a felony in Kentucky.
• https://www.beautyhabit.com/alancumming.html As usual, marketing will be the last to figure it out.
• https://www.freep.com/news/nw/dog25e_20050225.htm Man bites dog.
• https://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=43058 Bill would ban abortions of 'gay' fetuses.
• https://news.scotsman.com/scitech.cfm?id=221572005 Wireheads.
• https://www.big-boys.com/articles/myamya.html Mya Mya virus spreads.
• https://www.37signals.com/svn/archives/001064.php OK, they believe in their product.

In England, a recent interview with Camilla revealed that she is happy to marry into the Royal Family but has turned down the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with her own car and driver. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
• https://www.scarteracademy.com/index.html The Academy presents one of the most comprehensive, up-to-date and relevant music, style and sports curriculums available anywhere.
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• https://www.smittenmittens.com/ They're having a re-design competition: I can think of one obvious change.
• https://www.jimohalloran.com/archives/000432.html You can do that by typing pine at the bash. Freak.
• https://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7773838 "Von Hagen's father is trying to convince us and our people why it is good for our town."
• https://store.foodfightgrocery.com/veganhaggis.html
• https://store.foodfightgrocery.com/vegancaviar.html It's not our job to ask questions, but only to serve you, our customer.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-030105disney_lat,0,5171623.story?coll=la-home-headlines "Let them get shades."
• https://www.loreleihunt.com/ [Both my cats think this is really stupid. -- Steve Lamont
• https://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apus_story.asp?category=1110&slug=Yearbook%20Tuxedo "When uniformity is compromised, then authority no longer holds."
• https://alex.halavais.net/news/index.php?p=1051 It's amazing, in a class of 400, what people can take to be a double entendre.

• https://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/mar2005/tc2005033_0336_tc024.htm ... 3,500 podcasts -- and counting -- to choose from.
• https://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/5.html And for God's sake, couldn't you at least call yourself The Hanglider or something?
• https://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/3.html I just became a Wonder Woman fan. (Not to mention booking a trip for Paradise Island.)
• https://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/sqlgrl.htm Like just about any other teenager, she's looking for acceptance and acquaintances during an awkward time.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4316051.stm But Mr Jackson's age - 46 - would rule him ineligible for the medal, which is awarded only to those over 50.
• https://home.earthlink.net/~napkinair/ Words just fail me.
• https://www.planetpals.com/dryer_lint_crafts.html Recycling can go too far.
• https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2005-03/uoa-flp030205.php ... including a study that involves measuring hockey players' finger lengths and cross referencing the results with each player's penalty minutes.
• https://stuffo.howstuffworks.com/a-team-finding.htm/printable I love it when a plan for a plan coming together comes together.
• https://www.wired.com/news/space/0,2697,66757,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_3 Everybody wants my cycles.
• https://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops-pcs/apple/index.php#repurposing-the-powerbook-motion-sensor-034878 Tilt north.
• https://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/01/23/ukraine/index.html Yushchenko told Powell he was happy "that I have lived to the time when the Ukrainian president is elected not in Moscow, not in Washington, but in Ukraine."

• https://www.technologyreview.com/articles/05/03/wo/wo_delio030405.asp?p=0 Carly told us we had no business sense, and that every project needed to make a profit within three years or less.
• https://www.ucomics.com/brendastarr/2005/03/04/ Brenda Starr disses Bush.
• https://www.brightcoop.com/livehaul/c_e-z_catch.htm Life Just Got Easier! [Click on the video.]
• https://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies Simulation indicates the human race has no chance.
• https://www.photo-of-the-week.com/images/potw_411.jpg Run out of Kibble, and one of the kids will go missing.
• https://www.davenetics.com/2005/03/search-great-truth-teller.html Ask the question, even if you already know the answer.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1306055.html?menu= "I thought they were going to give me an aspirin."
• https://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm "Friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies." And here's the machine to which you move them.
• https://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/06/national/main678373.shtml "It's finding someone else to do your dirty work," he tells Pelley.
• https://automaticwasher.org/ This borders on the tragic...
• https://www.automaticwasher.org/COLLECTIONS.htm but this is just scary. -- Mike O'Dell

"Looks like Harry extended his landing gear on the company runway." How Boeing employees are referring to the firing of the CEO because of improper relationship with a female executive. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
• https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=534515 Bugs in the wetware, #1 [Possibly offensive: S]
• https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=562239 Bugs in the wetware, #2: Reed, 34, also teaches science at the school.
• https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/WaterCooler/wireStory?id=562230 Bugs in the wetware, #3: Had he been alive, the man would be 107 years old.
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• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041223/REVIEWS/41201010/1023 This could have been a scene from "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea" if Captain Nemo had been a pothead.
• https://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/CA509186.html?display=Breaking+News&referral=SUPP It's now up to three Michigan judges to decide whether cable nudity can be legally prohibited in Michigan.
• https://www.themorningnews.org/archives/personalities/craigslist_in_baghdad_missed_connections.php [Missed connections is a forum on craigslist (www.craigslist.com) where folks can put in entries about people they see day to day but are too shy to talk to. it is one of our nation's most precious natural humor resources, bordering on folk art. -- Craig Pfeifer]
• https://www.ipodhacks.com/article.php?sid=1272 Nudge to next track.
• https://www.savetoby.com/ Toby is the cutest little bunny on the planet.
• https://www.marksverylarge.com/issues/7301.html The original.
• https://www.killtoby.com We want that rabbit DEAD!
• https://www.wikiafterdark.com/index.php/WikiAfterDark Together, all of us know more than any of us.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A12175-2005Mar6.html Back to the ol' legislative drawing board.
• https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=559164 ... the field of "predictive medicine."

Last night I bolted out of a sound sleep, screaming at the top of my lungs. Oh, man, I'll never get tired of that. -- Mark Dockham =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
• https://www.craigslist.org/pen/w4m/62081293.html Only in Silly Valley.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7129908/ Half the United States will be covered in ash up to 3 feet (1 meter) deep, according to a study published in the journal Earth and Planetary Science Letters.
• https://www.linuxvirgin.info/ Also starring Roy, the voyeur, and Dog Big, the masturbating Rottweiller.
• https://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bigcat2.asp It's not an Urban Legend [Why the Dog Left].
• https://www.geocities.com/combatunicycle/index.html "It has been observed that a proportion of the enemy soldiers on realizing that they are under attack by soldiers on unicycles will cease their combat activities and stare in disbelief, they are then highly susceptible to return fire."
• https://www.riedelcommunications.blogspot.com/ I felt it my civic duty to explain to this man the plan for digital transition and was doing pretty good at it until my husband sidled up to me with that "It's time to go" look on his face. ... What a difference 232 years make. Had the Chamber of Commerce issued a report on "tea" in 1773, the East India Company would still be around today, subsidized by taxpayers and delivering shoddy products at a premium price.
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/03/09/mass.poisoning/index.html The vendor who sold the cassava balls insisted nothing was wrong with them and ate a few to prove the point. Now she, too, is in critical condition.
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/life/20050309/d_cellphone09.art.htm "As if they don't want it already."
• https://www.cphpost.dk/get/86354.html ... and the wafer shouldn't be getting all the attention.
• https://www.beliefnet.com/story/3/story_317_1.html Uh, we'd like chapter and verse on that, please, ma'am.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4325215.stm Microsoft wins a big one.
• https://www.free-press-release.com/news/200502/1109281629.html They just won't appologise, so I won't drop my counterclaims.

• https://start.earthlink.net/article/ent?guid=20050312/4233c8d0_6c2_1730200503131487648567 "I think that people look at me as a true American," Harding said. "I do stupid things and live through it, live to tell about it."
• https://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/03/20050311-11.html Yes, that's a B.A., a Ph. D., and five M.A.s.
• https://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200503/s1321537.htm ... is something the Catholic Church is taking very seriously at the moment.
• https://www.drudgereport.com/flash3pg.htm And I'm not talking about some pansy-assed victory, I'm talking about full on jackpot, satisfaction for all.
• https://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/ ... and it's threatening to turn people into manatees.
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• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk168/junk168.htm More Junkmail from Bob!
• https://www.ballsies.com/ "You've got balls" is just an expression So, what about ovaries? Well, now that you mention... We didn't forget, we didn't omit It's just that they somehow didn't quite fit. Ovaries are great, that goes without saying... But they just don't "hang" in the game that we're playing. But if you insist on bringing them back... Then consider them "eggs" snuggled-up in a ball-sack! [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.guardian.co.uk/online/story/0,,1433686,00.html If you think computer patent law is boring, think again. Over the past year, factions for and against the patenting of programs have fought a battle for the soul of European software, and the ramifications of a recent EU decision on the subject are likely to be huge - and not just for anoraks.
• https://reason.com/9507/NICKborders.jul.shtml Principal among the cheaters and chiselers Patman decried were chain grocery stores that, because of more efficient purchasing and distribution organizations, undercut traditional food merchants.

businessweek-cnet.com.com/Quote+of+the+day+I+wished+Id+had+a+diaper+on/2110-7349 _3-5611301.html "I wish I'd had a diaper on."
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/money/20050316/1b_cybergaming16.art.htm Poker's popularity has made online gambling huge. More than $200 million is bet on online poker daily, up from $16 million two years ago.
• https://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1110634589552A551 More is not always better.
• https://money.cnn.com/2005/03/10/news/fortune500/mcdonalds.reut/index.htm?section=cnn_tech "If you're in L.A.... and you hear a person with a North Dakota accent taking your order, you'll know what we're up to."
• https://www.honeynet.org/papers/bots/ Due to their immense size -- botnets can consist of several ten thousand compromised machines -- botnets pose serious threats.
• https://www.tagzapper.com/ A consumer purchases a six-pack of beer at a convenience store.
• https://www.cockeyed.com/photos/airport/airport.html Airport booty.
• https://www.themorningnews.org/archives/personalities/thats_my_vader.php Wife: Why don't you go let the dog out?
• https://radiantslab.com/musiek/deadscsi/ ... the sound of a ultra-wide SCSI 3 hard drive after it has given its all in the name of data.
• https://www.aim.com/tos/tos.adp In addition, by posting Content on an AIM Product, you grant AOL, its parent, affiliates, subsidiaries, assigns, agents and licensees the irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide right to reproduce, display, perform, distribute, adapt and promote this Content in any medium. You waive any right to privacy.

businessweek-cnet.com.com/Quote+of+the+day+I+wished+Id+had+a+diaper+on/2110-7349 _3-5611301.html "I wish I'd had a diaper on."
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/money/20050316/1b_cybergaming16.art.htm Poker's popularity has made online gambling huge. More than $200 million is bet on online poker daily, up from $16 million two years ago.
• https://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1110634589552A551 More is not always better.
• https://money.cnn.com/2005/03/10/news/fortune500/mcdonalds.reut/index.htm?section=cnn_tech "If you're in L.A.... and you hear a person with a North Dakota accent taking your order, you'll know what we're up to."
• https://www.honeynet.org/papers/bots/ Due to their immense size -- botnets can consist of several ten thousand compromised machines -- botnets pose serious threats.
• https://www.tagzapper.com/ A consumer purchases a six-pack of beer at a convenience store.
• https://www.cockeyed.com/photos/airport/airport.html Airport booty.
• https://www.themorningnews.org/archives/personalities/thats_my_vader.php Wife: Why don't you go let the dog out?
• https://radiantslab.com/musiek/deadscsi/ ... the sound of a ultra-wide SCSI 3 hard drive after it has given its all in the name of data.
• https://www.aim.com/tos/tos.adp In addition, by posting Content on an AIM Product, you grant AOL, its parent, affiliates, subsidiaries, assigns, agents and licensees the irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide right to reproduce, display, perform, distribute, adapt and promote this Content in any medium. You waive any right to privacy.

• https://www.onhd.tv/thelist.htm Continuing to focus on important stuff.
• https://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050317
• https://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050318 Must not smile.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4347443.stm Forget chicken soup.
• https://www.keralanext.com/news/index.asp?id=148323&pg=1 Who you gonna call?
• https://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000267036571/ ... a new front-end he and some pals/future co-defendants created for the iTunes Music Store that lets you buy songs without any of that bothersome DRM stuff.
• https://www.verycoolthings.com/vct/Neo_getpage.cgi?page=itemtoy.html&itemID=13460&cool=yes Not just CDs, but any smooth, relatively firm materials can be used: Ramen lids, magazine covers, glossy photos.
• https://www.nbc10.com/news/4287825/detail.html Essence of Him.
• https://www.iht.com/slideshows/2005/03/02/style/web.0302fash.php?index=16
• https://www.iht.com/slideshows/2005/03/02/style/web.0302fash.php In Viktor & Rolf's collection, bedtime was the theme and the models came out with frilly pillows behind their heads and pants quilted like a bedspread.
• https://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/people/11162011.htm There's never going to be a sequel to "Uncharted Stars".
• https://www.tnr.com/doc.mhtml?pt=ZXNsxCyVywfPQsxH%2BX3o%2BK%3D%3D What the odd economics of the fashion world can teach us about intellectual property.

• https://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3208421a4560,00.html There is a certain satisfaction to take a game completely out of context.
• https://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/improbable/story/0,11109,1440087,00.html It brings tears to the eyes just to think about it.
• https://www.geoffellis.com/ebay.html Just click "Play."
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm Chew on another inch or two.
• https://www.hgd.com/goofy/orama.html Rummage-O-Rama
• https://www.nederlandchamber.org/FrozenDeadGuyDays/ Once the furor had died down and everybody realized there was no crime, the locals decided that it bloody well ought to be a crime to have dead bodies lying about, and decided to fix that little loophole in local ordinances.
• https://www.planetneil.com/nikon/d2x-altf.html Let me explain with some charts.
• https://carlten.tripod.com/aircraft_electrical/747dash400elec/747dash400elec.html Apparently aircraft systems do not have "problems"; they have "Unplanned Characteristics".
• https://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/bizarre/3092530 "Honey, I blew up the kids!"
• https://www.catsuitcorner.com/ Meow.

• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk169/junk169.htm More Junkmail from Bob!
• https://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/dining/3086885 "I had blood sausage on the menu and I didn't sell one," he says. "Now I list it as 'morcilla Spanish sausage' and I sell a ton."
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/4367699.stm Groom Stuart Booth, 45, is a keen aficionado of the traditional pie who has been known to don a special pork pie man suit to promote the cause.
• https://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_secrets_of_the_fedex_logo.php The secret of the FedEx logo.
• https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050321/ids_photos_wl/r3194867459.jpg Matching attire.
• https://www.dansdata.com/wineclip.htm
• https://www.randi.org/jr/082004nonsense.html#4 Alternative physics.
• https://www.laserp.com/fun_stuff/escape_neverland.htm Help keep the boys on the ranch! [Possibly offensive: AC, V]
• https://www.pimpmyburger.com My burger!?
• https://pazeme.lv/hilarious [Why I don't dance, reason #112. -- Gene Spafford]
• https://money.cnn.com/2005/03/22/technology/ibm_spam/index.htm?cnn=yes "Yes, we are adding more traffic to the network."

• https://www.photo.net/learn/nudes/ The model and room both have to be bare to show the bleak poverty of the unemployed PhD. [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/02/24/tsunami.digital.photos.ap/index.html
• https://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/j_j_khill_0223/index.html Gee honey, look at that!
• https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=608667 Washington sent a "message of disappointment" to the Icelandic government.
• https://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1269 Total eclipse of something, for sure.
• https://observer.guardian.co.uk/omm/story/0,13887,1439272,00.html The roughest diamond in the mine, his musical inventions are made of bone and mud. Enter the strange matrix of his mind and lose yours. This is indispensable for the serious listener. An expedition into the centre of the earth, this is the high jump record that'll never be beat, it's a merlot reduction sauce. He takes da bait. Dante doing the buck and wing at a Skip James suku jump. Drink once and thirst no more.
• https://www.nature.com/news/2005/050321/full/050321-8.html Plants backup their software.
• https://www.eblong.com/zarf/periodic/
• https://www.tenspeed.com/catalog/all/item.php3?id=317
• https://www.tenspeed.com/catalog/all/item.php3?id=318 The Periodic Table of.
• https://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1000381.ece He said the victim's colleagues would be questioned as soon as they were able to speak about the horrifying incident. They were taken to a local emergency medical clinic, apparently suffering from shock.
• https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=9&o=14&vc=1 This is why the net was invented.
• https://www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/ Return receipt requested.

• https://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.shtml Cartoon O' The Day [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.scienceblog.com/cms/node/7549 Naming is hard.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A47841-2005Apr12.html?referrer=emailarticle Ooops.
• https://bluememe.blogspot.com/2005/04/could-their-fundraising-actually-get.html Physician of the Year!
• https://www.hitachigst.com/hdd/research/recording_head/pr/PerpendicularAnimation.html Get perpendicular.
• https://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/04/12/salvini/index_np.html Matters of size. [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=7&u=/nm/20050406/od_nm/pope_comic_dc Like any self-respecting superhero, the Incredible Popeman has a battery of special equipment.
• https://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5570104211&rd=1 eBay at its finest.
• https://www.boardsmag.com/screeningroom/commercials/1635/ How d'ya like the odds?
• https://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/sigs.html Titmouse is coming, the frogs are getting flat! Please put an otter in the old man's hat. If you haven't got an otter then a marmoset will do; if you haven't got a marmoset, then Dog bless you!

• https://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0401rapthreats01-ON.html Connecticut police are investigating a string of shootings where clues are reportedly contained in a rap CD. They are also questioning Eric Clapton about the shooting of a sheriff. (Barach)
• https://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/W/worstjobs/index.html The Worst Jobs in History
• https://www.porn-bread.com/vampire-vagina.htm Bite me. [Possibly offensive: AC, S]
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/14/bush.beetle.ap/index.html Paying homage is harder than it used to be.
• https://www.livejournal.com/community/the_unexplained/37956.html#cutid1 Google Maps
• https://leatheroaks.org/Pages/WaderTwo.html The old fishin' hole hasn't been the same since Harold came out. [Possibly offensive: AC, S]
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/14/mit.prank.reut/index.html?section=cnn_topstories "We implemented our scatter/gather I/O server in Simula-67, augmented with opportunistically pipelined extensions."
• https://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002065.html Pledge break psycholinguistics
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A51712-2005Apr13.html Researchers said they worry that China's censorship system could become a model for other countries looking to keep the lid on Internet use.
• https://apnews.excite.com/article/20050412/D89DJE9G0.html [Why do you think they call them head shops? -- Gene Spafford]

• https://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0401rapthreats01-ON.html Possession of dangerous drugs?
• https://www.biojewellery.com/index.html When 14K isn't rare enough.
• https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4529325 Different doesn't always mean better.
• https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4561136 Octopus marginatus tucks its arms under, which makes it look like a coconut -- and coconuts are everywhere on the sea floor where it lives.
• https://www.hoogerbrugge.com/ml.html If you're the kind of person that likes it, you'll like it a lot.
• https://www.taxationwithoutrepresentationstadium.com/offer/ Buy the rights to name the grass.
• https://www.negrospaceprogram.com The Old Negro Space program.
• https://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1407944,00.html So pleased to have cleared that up.
• https://www.panasonic.co.jp/olympic/movies/movies09.html Woof!
• https://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,12629346^12274,00.html The answer to "how much is too much?" is hard to ascertain. [Possibly offensive: AC]

• https://airlinemeals.net/indexOldies.html Two sites would be too many.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61565-2005Apr17.html As it happens, the Directors Guild of America and a group of movie sanitizing companies have traded lawsuits over the issue.
• https://www.muratnkonar.com/id/drumhead/index.shtml Drumhead
• https://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/2243.html I blame cats.
• https://www.cenqua.com/commentator/ Bitterness Green . . . . . * . . DeathMarch
• https://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/humor/lawns.htm I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
• https://www.seattlesatellite.com/tom/video/tarping.html Tarping.
• https://www.sltrib.com/utah/ci_2629723 It's best to take the roads more traveled.
• https://urgo.org/aprilfools.html
• https://news.com.com/2061-10786-5650217.html?tag=xtra.ml
• https://nytimes.com/2005/04/02/international/europe/02britain.html April 1.
• https://www.srl.org/machines/flamehurricane/ Powerful fueld vapor explosions are a distinct possibility.

• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4253209.stm I just like the phrase "frozen chicken missiles".
• https://www.wpi.edu/News/Conf/ISTAS/Presentations/spiritual.pdf Software Development as Spiritual Metaphor
• https://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/9865898.html?thread=107782826 O: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?
• https://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/9482/newsoapbox2.swf Yeah, what he said.
• https://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/mmc1/public/mmc1birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h1-4161 Little AJ has no chance at all.
• https://www.nin.com/current/index.html What I'm giving you in this file is the actual multi-track audio session for "the hand that feeds" in GarageBand format.
• https://www.vatican.va/news_services/television/index.htm Chimney-cam.
• https://www.moma.org/collection/depts/paint_sculpt/blowups/paint_sculpt_005.html Critics likened it to a sack of coal, a snowman, a seal, and the literary society that had commissioned the work dismissed it as a "crude sketch."
• https://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/2210.html If you lend out your dragon saber, you're just asking for trouble.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4396831.stm The risks of biometric locks.

• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7466911/ Luke's dilemma is every boy's dilemma. You mean my father's not a great man? You mean my father's a dick? You mean I might become like him? Purity is for children, and first films.
• https://www.accessdevices.co.uk/careers.php You give us: Your pocket money. And we'll give you: An excuse to get out of the house.
• https://www.catholicplanet.com/articles/article41.htm The Future and the Popes
• https://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0420/p01s03-woeu.html My prowess is not for debate, either.
• https://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/01-29b-05.asp Outsourcing may have gone too far.
• https://www.newgrounds.com/video/SWE3_med.mov The Sphere O' Fear
• https://www.google.com/googlegulp/ Quench your thirst for knowledge.
• https://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/icopulate.shtml Pod On Pod Data Transfer Action!
• https://forum.truthout.org/blog/story/2005/3/29/184242/299 Chuck rules my mind.
• https://www.oldeenglish.org/Waiters%20Nauseated%20By%20Food.mov Waiters nauseated by food.

• https://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=410562005 The technique could see the number of accounted-for ancient manuscripts increase by one fifth, and may even lead to the unveiling of some lost Christian gospels.
• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/04/18/BUGJ1C9QCS1.DTL The presidential playlist included John Fogerty's "Centerfield" and "Swinging From the Chains of Love" by Blackie & the Rodeo Kings.
• https://www.sacfree.com/index_m.html Swing low. [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://www.techspot.com/story17441.html Microsoft announces support for Linux.
• https://www.forbes.com/global/2003/1208/060.html
• https://www.stratoquest.com
• https://www.bird-man.com/?n=skyflying A fall from a great height.
• https://blastradius.blogspot.com/2005/04/world-of-pain.html
• https://www.boingboing.net/2005/04/20/berkeley_laptop_thie.html Note to thief: think of this as the practical part of a computer science exam.
• https://thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm We took it as a challenge. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.google.com/jobs/britney.html Most people in the world know how to spell "spears".
• https://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1349143.htm It could change the way we do business.
• https://www.rv-mh-hall-of-fame.org/ Airstream Bambi?

• https://www.thedenverchannel.com/slideshow/4402056/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=320 Further, TSA refuses to profile based on species.
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/21/popcorn.secret.ap/ It's leaky hulls.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A10280-2005Apr22.html BlackBerry thumb.
• https://www.cathedral.org/cathedral/discover/darth.shtml A National House of Prayer for the Empire.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7600056/ ... or when the cubs start teething -- whichever comes first.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19990319/REVIEWS/903190304/1023 It serves both dishes with new sauces.
• https://apartment42.com/fingergallery.htm THE FINGER GALLERY
• https://www.sea-code.com/ All they need to do is classify their workers as "seamen", so that they're protected by international maritime laws that skirt the need for those pesky immigration visas.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4435009.stm How the earth was colonised.
• https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/04/10/wpet10.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/04/10/ixworld.html Pets to pillows.

• https://www.weavedigital.com/guess-the-google/ Guess-the-google
• https://www.trackertrail.com/survival/fire/cokeandchocolatebar/ Yes, you CAN make a fire from a can of coke and a chocolate bar!
• https://212.100.224.91/ The power of prediction.
• https://www.trouserarousal.nu/cards/index.html 1000 blank white cards
• https://www.zefrank.com/snm/index.html [Hey be careful, you could poke somebody's eye out doing that! -- Gary Bianconi]
• https://www.cti.man.ac.uk/queervisuality.htm Jonathan Walz, University Of Maryland "Queer Eye for the Straight God: Rhetoric and Remaking the Image of Zeus in Pederastic Athens"
• https://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5574030908&rd=1%3Cbr%20/%3E Soon to come: the one and only Holy Stove.
• https://www.heroinhelper.com/my_books/heroin_users_handbook/index.shtml If you use heroin, you should own this book.
• https://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/corset.asp Pull yourself together.
• https://www.tpe.com/~altarboy/nt000816.htm I would like to get my tongue pierced but I work in a professional office building and it really isn't appropriate. [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL Unitarian Jihad

• https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/arts/AP-Huffington-Web-Site.html? Political commentator Arianna Huffington will launch a news and opinion Web site next month including blogs written by more than 200 celebrities and leaders such as retired journalist Walter Cronkite, writer David Mamet and billionaire Barry Diller, CEO of IAC InterActive Corp.
• https://harpers.org/2004-01-WeComeInPeace.html We Come In Peace [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.notes.co.il/benbasat/10991.asp In some regions, most notably France, culinary habits may pose a denial-of-service (DOS) risk. In particular, French users will have to choose whether they want to be served data-ex-cargo or an escargot.
• https://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=14225789&BRD=1719&PAG=461&dept_id=25271&rfi=6 White, 35, best known for a popular novelty product line "Billy Bob Teeth" and a new line of womens high heels and boots, began researching the feasibility of developing a facility to raise bait worms five years ago. https://www.msic.dia.mil/taekwondo/blackbelt/haw_25years/haw25_0011.htm "Don't yell like dying American G.I" [MSIC (Missile and Space Intelligence Center), DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency) -- the .mil net has loosened up a lot in the last 25 years.]
• https://caffeine.worldmagblog.com/caffeine/archives/013907.html Maybe there were teleprompter troubles.
• https://www.oed.com/newsletters/2005-03/quotes.html Quotable quotes.
• https://www.petemiser.com/mov/scent_of_a_robot.mov The 2.0 release will have lots of these bugs fixed.
• https://www.riedelcommunications.blogspot.com/ Love is in the air.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4486247.stm
• https://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050423/od_afp/germanytoadsoffbeat_050423161657 The toads' entrails are propelled for up to a metre (3.2ft), in scenes that have been likened to science fiction.

• https://www.viceversa.com/Dynamic/Products,intCategoryID,34,intItemID,1447.html Voodoo display with 5 kitchen knives.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/28/science/27cnd-bird.html?
• https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4622633 So far, the scientists are certain of seeing only one male. If it does not have company, the discovery will be bittersweet.
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/27black.html A jillion times, more or less.
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/3/9guilfoile.html JOHN: Look, it's not a big deal. Phil can keep the watch. That's what Carl says.
• https://www.rakemag.com/angle/detail.asp?catID=61&itemID=20668 The client, though wholly unprepared, must be encouraged with no less enthusiasm than the tennis pro lends to the hopelessly uncoordinated student.
• https://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20040220 FEAR ME!
• https://www.gigapxl.org/ I have a serious case of camera envy.
• https://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1103549723578 Northern District Judge Lawrence E. Kahn acknowledged that the engineer, Michael Wald, has no toaster manufacturing experience and no special insight into the qualities of Pop-Tarts.
• https://www.theagitator.com/archives/DMN04-26-05.jpg So which article was the picture intended to caption?
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1587022,00.html I don't like having my picture taken either.
• https://harpers.org/2000-06-TheAyatollahsBookOfEtiquette.html Tenth, peeling fruit.

• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/29/booze_makes_you_clever/ I plan to learn, and improve my memory, a lot this weekend.
• https://www.lipsum.com/
• https://www.straightdope.com/columns/010216.html Lorem Ipsum.
• https://www.rare.com.au/iconxmas04/ Elf toss.
• https://www.pacifict.com/Story/ The ever-increasing spiral of productivity.
• https://www.unc.edu/~forrestw/revision31.html Killing time, for those that like it better dead.
• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1582348251/ref=pd_bxgy_text_1/002-3359883-8742416?v=glance&s=books&st=*
• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/158234826X/ref=pd_sim_books_1/002-3359883-8742416?v=glance&s=books Not dead yet!
• https://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1 Nothing says Happy Holidays like a photo of sweet little toddlers screaming at Santa.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/29/norwegian_compensation_claim/ The long-term effects of the ruling are unclear, but expect Norwegian exports to fall by 60 per cent over the next six months.
• https://news.independent.co.uk/uk/health_medical/story.jsp?story=634040
• https://www.nzherald.co.nz/index.cfm?c_id=2&ObjectID=10122923 Light me up.
• https://www.netgeist.com/CTH/CTH_Home.html
• https://www.netgeist.com/CTH/CTH_10Commandments.html ... anyone who approaches the material with child-like innocence may reap eternal rewards.

• https://www.winkie.org/oldwords/000250.html Note: All translations approximate.
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/18/dork.street.ap/index.html?section=cnn_offbeat It's not easy living on Dork Street.
• https://www.aegissales.com/download/kool_suit.pdf Not so much, I want what the cartoon characters at Disneyland use.
• https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/WolfFiles/story?id=541506&page=1 If Barbie isn't your daughter's cup of tea, she might appreciate Serpentina, who has a pierced lower lip, pet cobras named Ted and John Wayne, and a strong dislike for the smell of burning hair.
• https://dribbleglass.com/subpages/billboards87b.htm
• https://dribbleglass.com/subpages/billboards77b.htm Billboards I'd like to see.
• https://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/YouAndYourResearch.html You and Your Research
• https://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/ I was a little nervous because we had agreed on the last two points -- the need to reconsider the option of nuclear energy, and drilling in the Arctic. [Possibly offensive: AL, FV, SSC]
• https://www.lod.org/Projects/Other//index.htm LIGHTNING ON DEMAND
• https://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=328&st=0 i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall.
• https://poststuff5.entensity.net/042205/media.php?media=officeparty.wmv Busted.

• https://news.com.com/A+megachurchs+leader+says+Microsoft+is+no+match/2100-1022_3-5691971.html
• https://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/business/columnists/gmsv/11545160.htm "I don't think. I know," he said. "If I got God on my side, what's a Microsoft? What's a Microsoft? It's nothing."
• https://web.mit.edu/adorai/timetraveler/ Technically, you would only need one time traveler convention.
• https://gfishbone.com/lwn/archives/2005/04/time_traveler_a.html Time traveler attends "once in a lifetime event" for the third time.
• https://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2005_05/006221.php I think that a government which can't figure out PDF formats probably can't orchestrate a world-wide conspiracy.
• https://www.turkishweekly.net/news.php?id=9199
• https://indiamonitor.com/news/readNews.jsp?ni=7045
• https://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=8365675
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,7374-1586071,00.html Not that anybody outside of the US believes the report.
• https://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=05/03/25/1516242 Well, technically, not anybody outside of a red state.
• https://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/menu/menu01.html Low priced, high-quality scanners have a variety of uses.
• https://insaneshane.com/pussy_whipped_cowboy_clip.mp3 Country Music sure has changed. [Possibly offensive: AL, SSC]
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/04/29/AR2005042900250.html "... but the worst thing he could ever do is pre-empt The OC!"
• https://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/rx-imaginewalkonthewildside.mp3
• https://www.thepartyparty.com/ Sampling George Bush into anti-Bush songs.
• https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=715583 "There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.
• https://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/titan-uranus.jpg [Well, that happens when the sailors have been at sea too long. -- Gene Spafford]
• https://www.roadtripamerica.com/whatsit/whatsit.htm Gizmos.

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• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050501/COMMENTARY/50429001 Billy Barty, our organization's founder, was raised in this era, and grew up claiming to be a midget, even though his "wind swept" legs and "stubby" fingers would not meet the standards of the more conservative midgets.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/04/opinion/04dowd.html? When it came to buckling up, pretty and ugly children were treated in starkly different ways, with seat belt use increasing in direct proportion to attractiveness.
• https://www.tokyoplastic.com/drummachine.html Drum Machine. www.tronicstudio.com Ultimately, by privileging our ideas and promoting ourselves as thought leads, we offer ourselves the flexibility to work in broadcast, film, print, internet and the environment.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/03/opinion/03tierney.html?hp After interrupting her husband and telling him to sit down, she did a stand-up routine that included what was probably the first joke told in earshot of a president that involved him and a horse's phallus.
• https://www.theage.com.au/news/World/Gag-me-handcuff-me-just-dont-arrest-me/2005/03/09/1110316088785.html?oneclick=true "We advised her next time to arrange to be kidnapped in her own home."
• https://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/2004-12-19-self-heat_x.htm?csp=15 Self-heating coffee.
• https://members.cox.net/crandall11/money/ Money Origami
• https://www.forbes.com/2005/03/07/cx_cw_0308hate_print.html But while your average disgruntled consumer simply vents their bile by bellowing at a bewildered service rep, a few go farther. Much farther.
• https://www.coolhunting.com/archives/2005/05/toilet_bowl_res.php?rss Yum!
• https://business.bostonherald.com/businessNews/view.bg?articleid=81375 "It happens."

• https://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/html/pianoballs.html I could practice the rest of my life and never do this.
• https://mediamatters.org/items/200505020003 The Greatest Threat We Face
• https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-050504fireworks,1,2109850.story?coll=chi-news-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true A Darwin Award contender if I've ever seen one.
• https://www.cockeyed.com/inside/nuts/nuts.html The Mixed Nut pie chart.
• https://www.tvgasm.com/archives/miscellaneous_tv/000759.php
• https://www.tvgasm.com/archives/television_specials/000761.php ... a schlockfest melodrama with a noticeable lack of volume control.
• https://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=20020116410&OS=20020116410&RS=20020116410 Yet it is a firm requirement that each letter must physically be entirely separate from every other letter on the scroll for the scroll to be kosher. If a single letter on a single line comes into physical contact with a letter on an adjacent line (or comes into contact with an adjacent letter on the same line), the entire scroll is invalid and may not be used. (Likewise, were the text to be placed in book form instead, facing pages would have their letters touching when the book is closed). https://hopkinsnet.jhu.edu/servlet/page?_pageid=1794&_dad=portal30p&_schema=PORTAL30P I'm taking Newton off.
• https://www.huhcorp.com/clients.htm We do stuff.
• https://www.match.com/profile/showprofile.aspx?lid=290&uid=iaZfpu3zmwOdEQCV027p4Q%3d%3d&handle=JennyIs&TP=U&sec=A Jenny, from Duluth, is currently pursuing an advanced degree in drama. (Not to mention her sport is "running".)
• https://www.asme.org/education/precollege/whyknot/ Mech-E majors are such silly, silly people.

• https://www.whiteboydj.com/babygotbook/index.html Baby Got Book.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2089-1602568,00.html "We did not want him to know he was wanted."
• https://msnbc.msn.com/id/7735858/ "Yes, Master" indeed.
• https://msnbc.msn.com/id/7711015/ Yoda prepares to open a can of pint-sized whoop-ass.
• https://www.compfused.com/directlink/490/ Save time every day!
• https://www.compfused.com/directlink/385/ Cat slap fever.
• https://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/issues/2005/May/Time_on_the.htm Advertise in National Defense and reach a distinct target audience composed of the decision-makers in the defense marketplace.
• https://www.ebaumsworld.com/foodeat.html When languages collide.
• https://www2.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16882385713112DV This is a guide to the art of barbequeing that you won't want to miss!
• https://www.digital-hair-extension.com Fetish Site O' The Day.
• https://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16346 What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

• 	Top euphemisms for impotence:
  
  	15. 180 degrees shy of heaven
  	14. Performing with Flaccido Domingo
  	13. A few parts shy of an erector set
  	12. A Sch-wing and a miss
  	11. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense
  	10. The Null Monty
  	 9. Disappointing Miss Daisy
  	 8. Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
  	 7. Ascension Deficit Disorder
  	 6. Bouncing the Check of Love
  	 5. Less-than-Magic Johnson
  	 4. All Doled up with nowhere to go
  	 3. Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
  	 2. Serving boneless pork
  	 1. Unleavened Man-Bread
  

• https://www.toool.nl/kensington623.wmv Open a Kensington laptop lock using a roll of toilet paper.
• https://www.engadget.com/entry/7796925370303347/ Open a Kryptonite bike lock witha pen.
• https://www.multipick-service.com/en/tools/3250_en.htm If you have neither a pen or a roll of toilet paper.
• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk171/junk171.htm More Junkmail from Bob!
• https://media2.big-boys.com/files/duitest.wmv
• https://media2.big-boys.com/files/topdui.wmv Sobriety test humor.
• https://www.400monkeys.com/God/ There's a FAQ for everything.
• https://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2312&item=6393066963&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW [Having a friend from Flowery Branch, GA who will exploit your pain for $306: Priceless -- Greg Baumann]
• https://www.cs.huji.ac.il/~yweiss/Colorization/ Never mind your political beliefs about colorization, it is amazing what they do with a minimal amount of user input. Photos and movies both.
• https://he.fi/video/apache.mpg [International standards for sex appeal were lower in the years before the AIDS epidemic, as this video by the Danish disco god Tommy Seebach demonstrates. -- Cruel Site Of The Day]
• https://soundingcircle.com/newslog2.php/__show_article/_a000195-000308.htm [There was no point in explaining the misunderstanding, so while I drank the coffee, we cryptically discussed the difficulties of being different, talked around the terrifying subject. -- Cruel Site Of The Day; possibly offensive: GL]
• https://www.blacktable.com/gillin030901.htm [By most accounts, pruno isn't something a normal human would want to drink, so potent that two gallons is said to be "a virtual liquor store," enough to get a dozen people mindblowingly wasted. -- Cruel Site Of The Day]
• https://www.jibjab.com/cu_play_full.html The drugs I need.
• https://www.pacifict.com/Story/ Q: But then who's paying you? A: No one.
• https://www.compfused.com/directlink/375/ Talent comes in many forms. [Possibly offensive: AC, BN]
• https://www.compfused.com/directlink/341/ Bad first date, eh?

• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/12/fashion/thursdaystyles/12surgery.html? "For women who love fashion, breast enlargements and designer dresses do not go together."
• https://www.thismodernworld.com/weblog/mtarchives/week_2005_05_08.html#002163 For every $35 plate purchased, $20 would be deposited into a fund administered by the Oklahoma Military Department for the purchase of body armor for Oklahoma soldiers.
• https://www.geekfantasies.com Guess I'm not a geek.
• https://search.ebay.com/NTSA Knives by the pound.
• https://www.bushfish.org/index.html Two great tastes that taste great together!
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/11/nyregion/11fortune.html?th&emc=th It took some time before they had their answer: the players got their numbers inside fortune cookies, and all the cookies came from the same factory in Long Island City, Queens.
• https://www.nbc5.com/news/4475446/detail.html "If they learned a little bit more about this and stayed away from drugs, they'd be better off," Pearce said.
• https://www.workingforchange.com/article.cfm?itemid=19022 Am I bitter enough to point out once again that Paul Wolfowitz said under oath, "There is no history ethnic strife in Iraq"? You bet your ass I am.
• https://news.com.com/2102-7344_3-5701700.html?tag=st.util.print MicroHat? RedSoft?
• https://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/2005/05/-god-will-walk-out-of-the.html God will walk out of the room.

• https://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0510size-matters10-ON.html Size matters.
• https://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/11628756.htm [I know this sounds crazy, but what if we used real numbers instead of made-up ones? -- from GMSV]
• https://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ Guy: Yes, yes it is. But it's sort of like, maybe she's theirs, maybe she's not.
• https://website.lineone.net/~stolarczyk/collectors.html The Museum staff thank the contributors for their efforts in making the site even more interesting and absorbing, both to write and read.
• https://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more We watch Fox News so you don't have to.
• https://custurd.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/# Are you ready for dating in the 10's?
• https://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/big/about/about.html 700 gallons of smoothie.
• https://donner.tinho.net/pix/2004-09-17-reno-air-races/orig/reno-2004-0044.JPG Gasoline powered.
• https://www.lehigh.edu/%7Eccb3/daiquirimachine/daiquiri.html Building your own.
• https://www.geeksquad.com/absentee.asp One more thing. Beginning at [INSERT APPROXIMATE MAY 19 SCREENING TIME], [NAME] will be unreachable for about two hours, thirteen minutes and eleven seconds. [HE/SHE] will be feeling really bad at this time.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/12/fashion/thursdaystyles/12cats.html? Some people describe them as dogs in cats' bodies.
• https://www.reviewcentre.com/vt98915_start0_orderasc.html I thought I'd let you both know I've decided not to get a tiger as I'm slighty scarred [sic] for the safety of my children.
• https://forums.officer.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-27738.html Time to pull out of Washington D.C.

• https://www.stupid.com/stat/CIVL.html [If your a stickler for proper punctuation. -- William Urton]
• https://www.stupid.com/stat/CIVL.html It's as political as a coffee mug can possibly be.
• https://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com Now, after settling down in sunny, south Florida, Kelly has decided to continue her mission to boost the morale of our troops by photographing her pet squirrel in cute military shots.
• https://www.studiocapezzuti.com/lint/lintguys.htm Please give so that others may sculpt.
• https://www.popandco.com/archive/moab/ The long journey that ends up under your couch.
• https://www.themorningnews.org/archives/opinions/the_2004_good_gift_games_guide.php Well, Germany is the center of the board-game universe for sociological reasons I don't even pretend to grok, so being named "German Game of the Year" is like being named "Japanese Inscrutable Hyperkinetic Animated Movie of the Year" or "Canadian... uhhm... Maple Syrup of the Year" or whatever.
• https://www.nbc10.com/money/3975070/detail.html Colby Nolan is probably the first animal to hold this distinction -- an executive MBA from a university.
• https://www.smu.edu/newsinfo/releases/02262.html Then again, maybe not.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/11/international/africa/11malawi.html? Instead, she hid in his sister's hut, hoping that the rest of her in-laws would not find her.
• https://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/moresexthanme.html Get the feeling! [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.internetnews.com/bus-news/article.php/3505116 The Challenger, Gray & Christmas report said employers could lose as much as $627 million in productivity to the movie Thursday and Friday.

• https://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/kern.asp And take your doughtnuts too!
• https://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050517/tc_afp/cubacomputersitlinux When did they get computers, anyway?
• https://www.schneier.com/crypto-gram-0505.html REAL ID
• https://movies2.nytimes.com/2005/05/16/movies/16star.html Movies end. Life goes on.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050515/REVIEWS/50503002 As Yoda sadly puts it in his inimitable word order: "The boy who dreamed, gone he is, consumed by Darth Vader."
• https://www.storewars.org/flash/ Obi-wan Cannoli
• https://www.mycomputerhatesme.com/utup/ Speed-metal what?
• https://www.kk.org/cooltools/ Cool tools.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/opinion/la-ed-nbc18may18,1,2782670.story?coll=la-news-comment As lost souls often do, it's putting its trust in God.
• https://www.janesguide.com/ We view the porn so you don't have to. [Possibly offensive: AC, N, SSC]
• https://www.brazilianartists.net/home/flags/ [Only Libya seems immune to having its flag statistically interpreted -- Frank Wales]
• https://www.newsfactor.com/story.xhtml?story_id=34959 Court Ends Ban on Interstate Wine Sales
• https://www.newsfactor.com/news/Web-Is-Make-or-Break-for-Vintners/story.xhtml?story_id=1000091UYG28 In other words, a state must allow either all or no producers to sell directly.

• https://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html This'll waste some time.
• https://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/media/video/JP_QT.mov It's a deal. [Possibly offensive: AC, AL]
• https://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2005/05/18/m1a_skyearbook_0518.html Most whipped.
• https://www.creekstone.net/razors/ This page about safety razors is visited more than 20 times per day by people from all over the world. That's without ever having registered with a search engine!
• https://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml Thank God I didn't go for the dildo! I might've been slain. [Possibly offensive: SSC]
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/15/AR2005051501092_pf.html Changing what it means to be human.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7103668/ But the clock is running forward as well.
• https://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/ Cat abuse
• https://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html Wake up from your asleep! [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.ucomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2005/05/14/ He's tricky that way.
• https://alf.com/stuff/angry_chicken.mov The Angry Chicken

• https://plasticbugs.com/index.php?p=223 If this little stunt gets me in trouble, you'll be the first to know.
• https://www.mitchellrose.com/Deere%20John_300k.mov Deere John, a love story.
• https://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L19104638.htm As a country, we must resolve to use this power only for good.
• https://www.sakakibara-kikai.co.jp/products/other/LW.htm My birthday's coming up.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1616578,00.html
• https://www.thenation.com/blogs/thebeat?bid=1&pid=2544 When political cultures collide.
• https://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/?020930ta_talk_greenman It informed me that my silence was a copyright infringement on Cage's silence.
• https://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/20TH.HTM Democide
• https://www.newyorker.com/critics/cinema/articles/050523crci_cinema Mind you, how Padme got pregnant is anybody's guess, although I'm prepared to wager that it involved Anakin nipping into a broom closet with a warm glass jar and a copy of Ewok Babes.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/17/AR2005051701616.html It's Satan showing Christ the possible, maybe it's Colonel Tom and Elvis, at least it's Mephistopheles and Faust.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-jumper23may23,0,322150,print.story?coll=la-home-headlines The very moment John Kevin Hines jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge, he knew he'd made a mistake.
• https://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=DVL1WAYH3I4DOCRBAEOCFEY?type=internetNews&storyID=8542747 They must "understand (government) policies, be versed in (political) theories and be politically reliable."

• https://upn34.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_143074732.html What does it take to win, anyway?
• https://abum.com/?show_media=7864&file_type=Movies&file_id=all_terrain_skateboard.wmv All terrain skateboarding.
• https://www.gotw.ca/publications/concurrency-ddj.htm Arguably, the free lunch has already been over for a year or two, only we're just now noticing.
• https://www.gasbuddy.com/ The Ultimate Portal To Local Real-Time Gas Price Information
• https://www.ahding.com/cheapgas/ Powered by gasbuddy and Google Maps.
• https://www.chicagocrime.org/types/ A freely browsable database of crimes reported in Chicago, also connected to Google Maps.
• https://video.dot.ca.gov/ Caltrans Live Streaming Traffic Video
• https://www.dot.ca.gov/dist2/cctv/traffic_cams.shtml Oregon Cameras
• https://alf.com/stuff/jetblast.mov Don't drive on the runways.
• https://www.herald-mail.com/?module=displaystory&story_id=113072&format=html The robber asked one of the victims to play the piano and sang along. He also asked the couple whether they wanted to order pizza, police have said.
• https://www.skinbag.net/skinbag-gb/index.html Finally an skin-related and polysemous accessory, a successful alchemy between the captivating and the repulsive for a fashion of objectivity.
• https://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/artslife/mittens/about.html Canada's National Mitten Registry
• https://www.boston.com/yourlife/getwrapped/game/?p1=InGetWrapped_SnowplowGame The snowplow game.

• https://www.ebaumsworld.com/japantalent.html Practice will be required.
• https://gprime.net/video.php/pinkythecat Still available for adoption.
• https://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/lizz-winstead/rage-against-the-hormone-_1432.html 1. It's fun 2. It's free 3. It's against your wishes
• https://www.shirky.com/writings/situated_software.html Situated software.
• https://www.jokaroo.com/extremesports/baseball/ballinpocket.html Where's the ball?
• https://www.carlsjr.com/home
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/life/20050525/d_parisburger25.art.htm "This is an attempt to sell hamburgers. Get a grip."
• https://www.funnypicsusa.com/priceless-pics59/lickit.jpg
• https://foulmouthshirts.com/womens-t-shirts/Its-Not-Going-To-Lick-Itself-T-shirt.htm
• https://www.wiztees.com/kinascheapga.html
• https://www.funnypicsusa.com/priceless-pics9/eatme.jpg
• https://site.mawebcenters.com/funkyfish/_images//Joint_Custody.JPG T-shirts have changed since I was young. [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]
• https://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200505/s1374229.htm ... while a therapist and a chat show host would be odds-on favourites for a daughter.
• https://cryingwhileeating.com/ Somebody *please* exlain this to me.
• https://abum.com/?show_media=7842&file_type=Movies&file_id=thirteen.wmv Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, ...

• https://b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/ Sure, some of these are a stretch, but others make you wonder what on Earth the design firm was thinking.
• https://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,67513,00.html I wonder if their VC business plan is focused on the highly lucrative dance instructor market, too?
• https://www.nynewsday.com/news/local/nyc-slay0517,0,6738521.story?coll=nyc-homepage-breaking2
• https://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=ToTo247&tab=weblogs&uid=261268578 Real-time blogging.
• https://abum.com/files/Movies/crushers.wmv Practice will be required, redux. [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://www.reuters.com/financeNewsArticle.jhtml?type=businessNews&storyID=8578925
• https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=25103 Johnson & Johnson expands their "No More Tears" product line.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/09/11/boffins_crack_ancient_board_game/
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/24/chess_man_machine/ Another one bites the dust.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/20/uk_teens_avoid_smut/ What's the matter with kids these days?
• https://abum.com/files/Movies/dudes_entire_year_3min.wmv It was a good year.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/24/opinion/24tierney.html?ex=1117598400&en=39e1a4baf1e166cd&ei=5070 A friend of mine, a businessman who buys companies, told me one of the first things he looks at is the gender of the boss.
• https://abum.com/files/Movies/nude_soccer.wmv A reverse streak.

• https://www.urologytimes.com/urologytimes/article/articleDetail.jsp?id=147443 I'd think you'd have to correct for the pretty damned depressing effect of having "a stopwatch held by the female partner".
• https://www.scrollingbuckle.com/ Q: Can I put my MP3s on it? A: No.
• https://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/adult/Strip.wmv "Hi Jamie, this is for you. And you only. If I ever find out you showed it to anyone else, tchhhk!" [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/ads/nut.mpg Uh, it's marketing, right? [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://www.somareview.com/printarticle.cfm?datekey=20050525 WWJE?
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18625015.600 Whoops.
• https://www.forgetfoo.com/?p=2&blogid=3801 Never mind, modern technology arrives to the rescue.
• https://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050526 Star Wars I.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm Star Wars II.
• https://www.nbc10.com/sports/4534499/detail.html "testicular fortitude"
• https://aaugh.com/imageabuse.html Black box testing.
• https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/orl-asecveryfasttix15051505may15,0,2277878.story?coll=orl-home-headlines Most departments, including the FHP, Orlando police and the Sheriff's Office, forbid high-speed chases for traffic tickets.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/26/otellini_buy_apple/ "Sure, I could get a Mac, but the time I spend with my daughter removing spyware is very precious." -- from Good Morning Silicon Valley

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• https://www.reuters.com/printerFriendlyPopup.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=8618480&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews "One of the things I was hearing is the government felt there weren't enough suicide-related calls," Wright said.
• https://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/CA604567.html?display=Feature&referral=SUPP "Americans are expert at watching television", says John Quarderer, Magid VP of research and consultation innovation. "But we're expert at watching them watch television. That's our job."
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/28/national/28smithsonian.html?ex=1274932800&en=23e1a722c24284a9&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss "We're really warming up to intelligent design, and therefore we're going to sponsor this."
• https://postsecret.blogspot.com/ See a secret, Share a secret.
• https://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=579102005 Police superintendents say a ban would be difficult to enforce.
• https://www4.tpgi.com.au/users/agiddy/pissoir.htm This work celebrates the private, intimate, DIY act of urination as a creative activity.
• https://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/see.htm What windows boxes do when nobody is looking.
• https://abum.com/files/Movies/are_we_gonna_screw_soon.wmv Stupid Business Plan O' The Day
• https://abum.com/files/Movies/smoking_kills.wmv Smoking kills.
• https://www.alivewithlove.com/cyclists.html Why cyclists wear black pants.
• https://anormal-media.de/funvideos.php You can waste some serious time.

• https://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/05/30/people.lindbergh.reut/index.html Now we know why he had to fly the Atlantic.
• https://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0505/30marriage.html "An illuminated lamp on the bedside table will mean that one of the parties desires sexual relations. In that event, sexual relations may occur regardless of whether or not the following day is a holiday."
• https://www.vanityfair.com/pdf/pressroom/advance1.pdf
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/31/AR2005053100655_pf.html I'm the guy they called Deep Throat
• https://speedstacks.com/home.htm The Leader in the Sport
• https://www.electricstuff.co.uk Voltage for everyone.
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• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/31/health/psychology/31love.html?ex=1275192000&en=9db08ac71c58c4c3&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rsshttps://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/31/health/psychology/31love.html?ex=1275192000&en=9db08ac71c58c4c3&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Watching New Love as It Sears the Brain
• https://www.ryoni.com/news/135/ARTICLE/1435/2005-05-28.html Twister

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• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/01/AR2005060101251_pf.html But at the same time, this information must be reasonably scrutinized and explained to the public.
• https://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=48 Even better than the real thing.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8022400/ Exactly who are they, indeed!
• https://www.ojr.org/ojr/stories/050601glaser/ It's not illegal, but it's SEO gone bad. Companies such as Quixtar are using Google-bombing, link farms and Web spam pages to place positive sites in the top search results -- which pushes the negative ones down.
• https://www.airwindows.com/analysis/Dynamics.html Make note of that 'vertical bar' look because you'll be seeing it over and over in music that's had the power to command sustained catalog sales.
• https://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/peeper.htm Peeper, peeper, he's going off to jail. [Possibly offensive: SSC]
• https://thunder6.typepad.com/365_arabian_nights/files/sand_storm.wmv Sandstorm.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050526/REVIEWS/50510003 He is a militant Screen Actors' Guild spokesman and a fiercely intelligent man who takes roles like this for the same reason I review them, because we are professionals and this is what we do.
• https://www.shagster.net/?page=about Just search for "Shane". [Possibly offensive: AC]

• https://www.stressbuster1.com/pics/mural/ It works until somebody tries to drive through the wall.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/01/AR2005060101251_pf.html But at the same time, this information must be reasonably scrutinized and explained to the public.
• https://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=48 Even better than the real thing.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8022400/ Exactly who are they, indeed!
• https://www.ojr.org/ojr/stories/050601glaser/ It's not illegal, but it's SEO gone bad. Companies such as Quixtar are using Google-bombing, link farms and Web spam pages to place positive sites in the top search results -- which pushes the negative ones down.
• https://www.airwindows.com/analysis/Dynamics.html Make note of that 'vertical bar' look because you'll be seeing it over and over in music that's had the power to command sustained catalog sales.
• https://www.xs4all.nl/~jvdkuyp/flash/peeper.htm Peeper, peeper, he's going off to jail. [Possibly offensive: SSC]
• https://thunder6.typepad.com/365_arabian_nights/files/sand_storm.wmv Sandstorm.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050526/REVIEWS/50510003 He is a militant Screen Actors' Guild spokesman and a fiercely intelligent man who takes roles like this for the same reason I review them, because we are professionals and this is what we do.
• https://www.shagster.net/?page=about Just search for "Shane". [Possibly offensive: AC]

• https://gorillamask.net/ Suddenly I want to take back all the acclaim I ever gave him for Jerry Maguire, as the demonized, eccentric role no longer seems like much of a stretch.
• https://gorillamask.net/media.shtml Video Collection O' The Day
• https://www.gigapxl.org/ Defining the upper limits of large-format photography.
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• https://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com/ I can see a lot better now.
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/2004/8/9mcintyre.html Tell Iraq that sometimes America just gets so mad sometimes, and things get out of hand.
• https://theteatime.free.fr/talc/rocky.html Eye of the Tiger
• https://www.cse.ohio-state.edu/~panugant/downloads/chineese.wmv The ancient Chinese dance of 1,000 lasers. (Another one where some practice is going to be required.)
• https://michaelpaulus.com/gallery/character-Skeletons i don't think shmoo had a skeleton, but why quibble?
• https://msnbc.msn.com/id/7912464 Truckers, for their part, point to a lack of convenient parking areas and an industry that's become more stressful since deregulation in the 1980s.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/02/bird_flu/ Since then we've had more important things, like the Crazy Frog ringtone, to concern us.

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A15981-2004May10.html
• https://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1237589,00.html "You have to break eggs to make omelettes," said one last week.
• https://www.surfingmavericks.com/cabrinha_images/images/pete_cabrinha_winner_72ppi.jpg Probably no big deal, as long as you don't look over your shoulder.
• https://www.forwardlook.net/19571958Plymouth/countdown.asp Tulsarama!
• https://csnews.com/csn/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000946340 Only in LA: Rep. Robby Carter, D-Greensburg, pointed out that the difference between a closed container and an open one apparently amounts to which one has a straw.
• https://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article608096.ece?ngiA Going hog wild: "Then things started to happen that I didn't think were possible," the farmer said. [Possibly offensive: S]
• https://www.themonsterengine.com/art.html And artist's rendition of kids original drawings.
• https://www.gethappy.com/watchmore.html More
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7470 An effort to create the first computer simulation of the entire human brain, right down to the molecular level, was launched on Monday.
• https://www.abebooks.com/docs/harry-potter/biographies.shtml Judas was once a common name.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/04/politics/04traffic.html
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/US/06/05/labor.camp.ap/ In 2000, Congress passed the Trafficking Victim Protection Act, which set out new penalties for slave traffickers and required the State Department to publish an annual report on slave trafficking worldwide.

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• https://www.zombi.dk/images/big_gallery/095a.jpg Adult T-shirt images struck a chord in the readership; OK, here are some more. [Possibly offensive: AL, SSC]
• https://in-souls.com/ Stand on the Word of God.
• https://www.zprod.org/zLab/cybWurstFrame.html The inevitable march of science.
• https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,158783,00.html Erica Basoria, 17, acknowledged asking Flores to help end her pregnancy; she could not be prosecuted because of her legal right to abortion.
• https://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3 Wa-aa-aaankers! [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://artiloop.blogspot.com/2005/06/soviet-america.html I certainly despise communism, but I loved the artwork.

• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/08/politics/08climate.html?ex=1275883200&en=22149dc70c0731d8&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss White House lawyers 1, Science 0.
• https://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2005-06-09-tulsa-zoo-genesis_x.htm?csp=34 Tulsa Zoo 1, Science 0.
• https://www.rockinghamremembered.com/CoalTrain.html If your train catches fire, do NOT stop on a flammable trestle.
• https://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/09/jesus_on_a_potato_ch.html Jesus truly understands his American audience. -- Craig Pfeifer
• https://btimg.us.publicus.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=BT&Date=20050601&Category=NEWS&ArtNo=506010368&Ref=AR&Profile=1002&MaxW=350&title=1
• https://visualresistance.org/wordpress/?p=189
• https://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-06-02-senior-prank_x.htm "In this position we try to figure out how to deal with a case of vandalism that's really quite beautiful," Evans said.
• https://home.comcast.net/~charliebcz/PointyStick/PS1TableOfContent.html The Pointy Stick Compendium Project
• https://www.idfuel.com/index.php?p=466&more=1
• https://www.nantes.fr/ext/royal_de_luxe_2005/ Taking this theater of reality to an incredible extreme is French puppeteer/actor troupe Royal De Luxe. After previous exploits with quarter-scale horse marionettes, and giraffe searches through city streets, they broke all previous precedents of scale last month for the 100th anniversary of Jules Verne's death.
• https://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/06.01.05/feed-0522.html Offending both groups must mean he's doing something right. cf. "The Food of the Gods", Arthur C. Clarke
• https://www.scalzi.com/whatever/003030.html The link once more, in case you missed it the first time. Go, damn you!
• https://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/08_features/xmasspecials/xmasspecials.asp The 10 Least Successful Holiday Specials Of All Time
• https://www.ebaumsworld.com/funonvaca.html Fun on vacation! [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]

• https://uscode.house.gov/download/pls/48C8.txt You can have your own island, if you ship guano to the citizens of these United States.
• https://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0610/p01s03-usgn.html Alfred Hitchcock, the reality series.
• https://www.freekatie.net/ Free Katie.
• https://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0606/p25s01-stss.html This specific reaction, fusing two hydrogen nuclei together to get helium, famously powers our sun (good), as well as hydrogen bombs (bad).
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1650822_1,00.html The briefing paper, for participants at a meeting of Blair's inner circle on July 23, 2002, said that since regime change was illegal it was "necessary to create the conditions" which would make it legal.
• https://www.pasadenastarnews.com/Stories/0,1413,206~22097~2917222,00.html "The irony was not lost on us."
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/12/magazine/12PHENOM.html? Makeup artists are now engaged in an arms race with the new medium. But they face a paradox: while makeup is more necessary than ever, its artifice is more obvious.
• https://www.chicagotribune.com/technology/chi-0506120141jun12,1,4154980.story?coll=chi-techtopheds-hed Disposable video cameras.
• https://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4555182827&sspagename=ADME%3AB%3ALC%3AMT%3A1 Maybe you just want to get into that gated community named Ilium.
• https://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/zodiac.html Painted Zodiac [Possibly offensive: N]

• https://www.canada.com/saskatoon/starphoenix/news/national/story.html?id=ee0db970-7505-416a-b61b-fd1c07e368c0 Yeah, well, what the hell do they know, anyway?
• https://news.moneycentral.msn.com/provider/providerarticle.asp?feed=FT&Date=20050610&ID=4884671 "Please delete the forbidden speech from this item."
• https://members.ozemail.com.au/~imcfadyen/notthenet/fantasy.htm Don't forget the "Wise, but Useless, Guide".
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• https://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=1235&date=20050406 The "I am Curious - Yellow" backlash sure took a long time coming.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8122-826557_1,00.html Interestingly, for those who draw glib conclusions about national stereotypes, the number of people infected in France is much higher than in the UK.
• https://www.todayonline.com/articles/55354.asp Almost 40 percent of French men have not, apparently, ever seen a woman give birth.
• https://www.answersingenesis.org/museum/walkthrough/ God's Word is true, or evolution is true. No millions of years. There's no room for compromise.
• https://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1776478,00.asp
• https://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1826021,00.asp HP revealed its strategy for the future of computing, replacing silicon processors with nanotechnology, in a series of papers presented in Applied Physics.
• https://www.jewsrock.org/ And the Dreidel Will Rock.

• https://news.yahoo.com/s/latimests/losttotheonlylifetheyknew;_ylt=An01ecugM9uU3oxe3898PGcDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl The children are told that dinosaurs came from another planet, and man never walked on the moon. More important, they learn the outside world is wicked and salvation comes through obedience to the prophet, who channels God's will.
• https://www2.acc.af.mil/accnews/News05/0069.html My Kingdom for a UPS.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4089900.stm "Pigeon racing is a long-standing cultural tradition in working class communities, but they get no funding at all."
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-1654539,00.html Surf's up, dude.
• https://www.boingboing.net/2005/06/14/thrillionaires_the_n.html "It's not good enough to have a Gulfstream V."
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• https://www.vetamerica.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=802 I've seen these around the house.
• https://www.fincher.org/Misc/Pennies/ What a bored student with some common cents can do.
• https://news.yahoo.com/photo/050608/480/inmc10106082103;_ylt=Ai0I35CTUhyqHE6s_Z6fgyJpaP0E;_ylu=X3oDMTBjZmlzODllBHNlYwNzc2lncm91cA-- A nice piece of elephant.

• https://apnews.excite.com/article/20050615/D8AO9DI02.html Way bought pizza for the poll workers' supper to show his appreciation for their effort.
• https://salon.com/news/feature/2005/06/16/thimerosal/print.html Deadly immunity
• https://www.chromance.de/wtf/lol.htm Dude, I'm tracking your keystrokes!
• https://movies.crooksandliars.com/The_Daily_Show_Jackson_Verdict.mov Jon Stewart on the Jackson trial results.
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/6/14golden.html An Episode of Star Trek Tediously Written for an Audience Entirely Composed of Remote Amazon Tribesmen
• https://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/noah-helpern/the-huffpost-interview-_2610.html
• https://www.macrumors.com/pages/2005/06/20050614064357.shtml
• https://psylux.psych.tu-dresden.de/i1/kaw/diverses%20Material/www.illusionworks.com/html/ames_room.html You know, I actually like doing commercials. I don't like doing them to the exclusion of everything else, but I like doing them. The 30-second format is very hard. I sometimes call it American Haiku. ... I've always wanted to shoot in an Ames room and now we're going to.
• https://www.madisonrecord.com/news/newsview.asp?c=148217 And it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
• https://www.cjr.org/issues/2005/3/hst.asp At the New York office, our little band of brothers, usually me and a tired assistant, set our watches to Woody Creek time and made our plans.
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• https://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0620/p13s02-wmgn.html "The taboos are shrinking," Ms. Massarsky says. "You can use the word 'marketing' at nonprofits and people don't freak out."
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/romaniareligion;_ylt=Aj.22h1MY1u8emxP8ZmFhdSs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjBHNlYwNtcA-- "This storm is proof that the will of God has been done," Daniel said.
• https://ringtonedancer.contagiousmedia.org/ Send money for lessons.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-grazing18jun18,0,6468976,print.story?coll=la-home-headlines When we said "significant adverse impact", we meant "beneficial".
• https://www.guardian.co.uk/online/news/0,12597,1509381,00.html Googling the truth.
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• https://www.themoggy.com/internet.htm
• https://www.themoggy.com/olympics.htm The ever-popular Upright Radiator Hugathon.
• https://girlwithaonetrackmind.blogspot.com/2005/05/embarrassing-situation-1.html The one thing you do not want to think about when you think about your parents. [Possibly offensive: AC, AL, S]

• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7535 Well, that's a relief.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/21/AR2005062101632_pf.html The extra lobbying paid off. The legislation was approved and Hewlett-Packard will save millions of dollars in taxes. "We're trying to take advantage of the fact that Republicans control the House, the Senate and the White House," said John D. Hassell, director of government affairs at Hewlett-Packard. "There is an opportunity here for the business community to make its case and be successful."
• https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/77636876.html 2-gether, 4-ever.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/21/technology/21data.html?ex=1277006400&en=c06809a02406a9f8&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Want drive fast cars?
• https://www.latimes.com/sports/motorracing/la-sp-formulaone21jun21,0,2675945,print.story?coll=la-home-headlines "... like all the other domestic appliances."
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4114936.stm But it is transformed into a threatening place where she has to battle to stay alive.
• https://technology.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,19509-1659146,00.html Turning the world off.
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7548 The problem is that PET scanners measure activity over two minutes -- and in men it is all over in a few seconds.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/italy_lost_leonardo;_ylt=Am5FDFp6KI0NiR373n5Oj.0DW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl The idea of a Leonardo hidden there is incredibly fascinating," he said.
• https://sg.news.yahoo.com/050617/1/3t0zw.html "Obviously it is quite complicated to download songs, but I'm sure one of the courtiers will do it for her."

• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/23/DDGETDCGPN1.DTL What's on TV? Oh, the usual sci-fi fantasy, read by women in bed.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/24/politics/24gitmo.html?ex=1277265600&en=60560b492d9f7870&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss But he suggested that the doctors advising interrogators were not covered by ethics strictures because they were not treating patients but rather were acting as behavioral scientists.
• https://mil-millington.com/ She wants to paint the living room yellow. I have not the words.
• https://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml%3Bjsessionid=APJE1MYDE3YY0CRBAEKSFFA?type=technologyNews&storyID=8855009 Imaging tests show the brain directs its resources to either visual input or auditory input, but cannot fully activate both at the same time, the team at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore found.
• https://richard.jones.name/google-hacks/gmail-filesystem/gmail-filesystem.html It had to happen.
• https://www.venganza.org/ The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don't.
• https://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D8ASMCRG1.htm "We believe this represents a value-for-money monarchy."
• https://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/index_b.php HNG KONG LUNA -- Hans Snetterling of the Interplanetary Olympic Committee announced Monday that the search for Irish pole vaulter Mei-Ling Kryscynski, last seen clearing the eastern rim of the Tycho Brahe crater at supraorbital velocity, will continue until 90 days have passed.
• https://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2005_06_19_patriotboy_archive.html#111933630881545776 We are sorry but we must regretfully reject this advertisement. We feel that the tone of the message is too negative. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.massturnpike.com/bigdig/background/casting.html The concrete sections had to be fabricated in a way that allowed them to be conveniently moved into position in the channel. The solution was the casting basin, in effect a huge dry dock 1,000 feet long, 300 feet wide, and 60 feet deep - big enough to hold an aircraft carrier or three Titanics side by side.
• https://maps.google.com/maps?ll=42.347639,-71.054142&spn=0.004517,0.005461&t=k&hl=en You can see the flooded basin on the east with two submerged sections of tunnels marked by the 8 pillars sticking out of the water, and two floating sections tied up on the west side of the channel.
• https://www.googlesightseeing.com/ Why bother, indeed?

• https://uk.news.yahoo.com/050624/325/flyhb.html "But they were clearly able to have plenty of fun."
• https://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/news.php/toronto_celebrities/2005062305oprah Rumors are that Hermes employees did not recognize American talk show mogul without makeup.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050626/ts_afp/undrugs_050626161943;_ylt=AlbE53DUvk72pXNKndfw6Nms0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY Governments marked the day with drug bonfires, and, in the case of China, by executing convicted drug traffickers.
• https://www.realclimate.org/ The climatologist blog.
• https://www.fedexfurniture.com/ FedEx Furniture
• https://www.usnews.com/usnews/health/articles/050624/24sex.htm Boy or girl by email.
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7559 Un-mothers milk.
• https://www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/542.html When all of the dependents of these income-producing people are counted, roughly 120 million Americans -- 40 percent of the U.S. population -- are outside of the federal income tax system.
• https://news.independent.co.uk/uk/health_medical/story.jsp?story=649765 It is thought that men are attracted to a certain body mass because it is associated with better health.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/26/fashion/sundaystyles/26air.html?ex=1277438400&en=f59eb0516c452941&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss In other words, the higher the prices, the lower the temperatures.

• https://www.resourceinvestor.com/pebble.asp?relid=10958
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050701/ap_on_fe_st/world_s_ugliest_dog;_ylt=AmnGvpYmNF0gf6hLAcL4K5ntiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."
• https://www.startribune.com/stories/168/5483363.html "I see things or animals or people around me that others do not see."
• https://www.acm.org/ubiquity/views/v6i21_orlando.html A Talent for Titles
• https://www.whtmtnliving.net/games/sports/beer_golf.htm You're not getting any work done this morning, anyway.
• https://punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/funny/Rose.mpg Video O' The Day
• https://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/credit%20card%20for%20lourdes Apparently, that value isn't very large.
• https://www.pwwhite.com/mansong.swf The man song.
• https://www.cocktail.com/recipes/t/ToxicWaste.htm The additional advantage of gin is that it allows the drink to actually glow in black light.
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/money/20050701/taxes01.art.htm "It makes no sense to have to pay a tax to fight a war that was over more than 100 years ago."
• https://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-na-email1jul01,1,3098927.story?coll=la-news-a_section Michigan and Utah create email address databases for spammers to purchase.

• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/05/books/05pott.html?ex=1278216000&en=56daefe1eb183318&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss So far, however, no such breaches of security have yet surfaced in the United States.
• https://www.sptimes.com/2005/07/04/news_pf/State/Wi_Fi_cloaks_a_new_br.shtml "Anything they do traces back to your house and chances are we're going to knock on your door," Breeden said.
• https://turnyourhead.com/ Memorializing your nose.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/01/AR2005070101808_pf.html After a lengthy public process, the committee could decide that economic concerns justify the extinction of endangered fish.
• https://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/business/technology/12033655.htm That explains to me why Mick Jagger is dragging his 62-year-old body out of the rocking chair this summer to start yet another rock 'n' roll world tour with the Rolling Stones.
• https://www.theinquirer.net/?article=24367 Addicted? No, not me!
• https://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/12035429.htm Michael D. Gallagher, assistant secretary for communications and information at the Commerce Department, shied away from terming the declaration a reversal, calling it instead ``the foundation of U.S. policy going forward.''
• https://www.usnews.com/usnews/biztech/articles/050702/2career.htm "We encourage people to bring their personalities to Yahoo!," says company spokesperson Heidi Burgett. "It's kind of a way of life."
• https://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=vn20050607063033640C157944 ... and speed up conviction.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050701/hl_nm/health_argentina_sizes_dc;_ylt=Ah3Ks2THOoc_O8JXeQIQTBCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3czJjNGZoBHNlYwM3NTE- Officials acting as fashion police will patrol the streets "with measuring tape in hand," said provincial commerce director Ana Serrano.

• https://fifthnail.blogspot.com/ The Demons Have Taken Over
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8500603/ Convicted sex offender Joseph Edward Duncan III spent months on the Internet documenting his internal struggle over right vs. wrong.
• https://www.dansdata.com/kitten.htm Few computer hardware retailers also sell kittens. If you find one that does, you may actually just be having a weird dream. Check for flying monkeys.
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_metal_umlaut The first gratuitous use appears to have been by the Blue Oyster Cult in 1970.
• https://sports.yahoo.com/top/news?slug=ap-fansfarewell&prov=ap&type=lgns ... plan for an unusual viewing Tuesday night.
• https://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,7369,1521535,00.html Yuen Woo-ping, the fight choreographer for the Matrix trilogy, Kill Bill and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, has been recruited to direct the film, which will be shot in China later this year. ohttps://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html Episode III, the backstroke of the west
• https://deseretnews.com/dn/view/1%2C1249%2C600145187%2C00.html "It'll go as numb as your brain," Brouse replied.
• https://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/crayons.htm Each year, hundreds of new color names are considered for inclusion in boxes of crayon.
• https://www.alvinfrewer.com/robin.mov Robin's big date.
• https://wiw.org/~jess/archives/2005/07/04/supers-and-bat-botanist/ The Adventures of Superman & Bat-Botanist
• https://www.hughchou.org/calc/coffee.cgi Many folks drink the equivalent of a wide screen TV every year!

• https://www.flickr.com/photos/superamit/sets/444564/ Urban camping.
• https://websrvr40nj.audiovideoweb.com/avwebdsnjwebsrvr4501/portal/media/media-050516-pregnancy.html How Pregnancy happens. [Possibly offensive: S]
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/30/business/media/30abc.html
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/29/AR2005062902817.html ... a neighbor, the families say, who will fit in with the community's mostly Christian and Republican values.
• https://online.wsj.com/public/article/0,,SB111990618446070778-fV2VNdS6uD7Nio2CLEenXQaLXBk_20050728,00.html?mod=blogs "He's one of Europe's, if the not the world's, most prominent chicken killers."
• https://news-service.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505 Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.
• https://www.sprayonmud.com/ Patents pending.
• https://www.mepps.com/mepps/information/squirrels/ Squirrel recycling.
• https://www.freestarmedia.com/hotellostliberty2.html Below is our letter to begin the development process.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/11/AR2005061100199.html Thomas Edison, by the way, invented waxed paper when he was 25 years old.
• https://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html Zombie dogs

• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/japan_insulting_french;_ylt=AgxXZb.K1V5rPB.gFEHAEaSs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- Sometimes it's hard to pick a side to cheer for.
• https://www.forestcouncil.org/tims_picks/view.php?id=839 "... as long as Hawaii is an island state, which I don't foresee changing."
• https://graphics.stanford.edu/~monzy/DramainthePhD.mp3
• https://www.monzy.com/intro/drama_lyrics.html Your mom circulates like a public key, Servicing more requests than HTTP. She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME, Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD. [Possibly offensive: AL, SSC]
• https://news.yahoo.com/photo/050710/ids_photos_en/r462482616.jpg A "reveller"? No, I think he ceased to revel some few seconds ago.
• https://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000977098 "You're in a bad spot here, Scott..."
• https://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/23451/ Cooper of course agreed, but only on the condition that Rove would supply the chocolate bars.
• https://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/7418688/?pageid=rs.News&pageregion=single1&rnd=1119561057312&has-player=false The world hasn't yet seen what God can do with an army of young men free of sexual fevers,
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/10/fashion/sundaystyles/10AIR.html? Up on stage you only have 60 seconds to convince the judges of your airisimilitude, and in those 60 seconds you must take everything you know about rock 'n' roll, boil it down to its essence, drink it and then spit it over the crowd like blood from the mouth of Alice Cooper.
• https://www.latimes.com/business/printedition/la-fi-golden11jul11,1,5196103.column?coll=la-headlines-pe-business The cost of storing all this material is minuscule and falling fast. Bell and his research associate, Jim Gemmell, estimate that a person's entire lifetime production of paperwork, phone conversations and sounds and images can fit on a one-terabyte hard disk; that's only eight times the size of the 120-gigabyte drive often found inside today's medium-sized PC, and can be had for about $800, retail.
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/07/how_to_exercise.html Whose turn is it to walk the meat?
• https://www.lnreview.co.uk/news/005167.php Crisp, to the point. [Possibly offensive: AL]

• https://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=vn20050714080208315C857453 Another thing I should probably be worrying about.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/14/technology/circuits/14share.html "Giving things away for free doesn't work anymore. It never did."
• https://www.universalroyalty.com/ We Give You What You Want In A Pageant Quality, Professional, Guaranteed Cash Fantastic Prizes * Reasonable Fees Television Exposure And The Recognition You Deserve
• https://www.ozzieburn.com/videos/videos/DumbestantelopeinAfrica.mpeg The dumbest antelope in Africa.
• https://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_best_of_the_sneeze.php I just wanted him to go to sleep, so I gave him the stupid cabbage.
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/adjunctfaculty/14dispatch1.html Last semester I taught Emerson, Thoreau, and Melville in succession, and the intensity of the experience had me feeling like I might sob into my puttanesca each night.
• https://www.bit-tech.net/modding/2005/07/05/wood_ipod_zapwizard/1.html A wood iPod.
• https://greenvilleonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050712/NEWS01/507120311/1004 Didn't South Carolina secede once before?
• https://www.airliners.net/open.file/878127/L Speaking of new toys...
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8564777/ "How can anyone trust the Nobel Committee when they won't admit to such a terrible mistake?" asks Christine Johnson, a Levittown, N.Y., medical librarian who started a campaign to have the prize revoked.

• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/ "If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues," Urquhart said. [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]
• https://moon.google.com/ Google Moon. [Be sure to zoom in all the way.]
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050720/od_nm/uganda_virgins_dc;_ylt=All0OKfgOSBMf3dqkAyaLi.s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc- Hard Tradeoff O' The Day
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/20/obit.doohan.ap/index.html He's dead, Jim.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,20911-1608391,00.html Something (the prince) had to be turned into nothing and fed into the gods' nothingness to fill it up with something again.
• https://www.nipponham.co.jp/winny/kazari/ Fun with food.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1695741,00.html Well, that's a real shocker.
• https://www.wickerpedia.org/ I just like saying "Wicker Wiki".
• https://www.alslockandsafe.com/als_lock_and_safe_009.htm
• https://www.northplattebulletin.com/NorthPlatteBulletin/stories/?deptID=3&pageID=3&storyID=6864 He said he did not recover it.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/18/AR2005071800641.html?referrer=email That's right, Michael Jackson, who plays a secret agent commissioned by the pope to appear as an Obi-Wan Kenobi-esque hologram -- stay with me, people, I swear I'm not making this up -- and help the castaways save the planet.

• https://www.eians.com/stories/2005/07/18/18dpa.shtml Many of the more common ring tones are themselves imitations of bird calls, so the birds are in some instances mimicking another species.
• https://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html Criticism: That's not true Answer: Yes it is. [Possibly offensive: AL, S]
• https://www.csmonitor.com/2005/0726/p01s04-stss.html Timing is everything, astronomers say.
• https://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/07/25/spammerdead.shtml "Mixed feelings" is the phrase you're looking for.
• https://msnbc.msn.com/id/8699241/ No wonder they're cranky.
• https://www.lnreview.co.uk/news/005194.php Second-guessing the nutters.
• https://www.eitb24.com/noticia_en.php?id=77660 Conde Nast is based in New York, but libel actions concerning the international media are often brought in British courts because they are considered friendlier to claimants than U.S. courts. Carter said he found it "amazing that a man who lives in France can sue a magazine that is published in America in a British courtroom." "Nevertheless, it was interesting to see the wheels of British justice move, and I wish Mr. Polanski well, and we have a magazine to put out," he added.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050721/REVIEWS/50712001/1023 ... leading to the road-kill scene, which is, of its kind, one of the best I have seen.
• https://www.somareview.com/printarticle.cfm?datekey=20050722 Researchers described this phase as "high-dose" praying.
• https://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/medical/religious-gadget-thursday-the-emeter-109772.php E-Meters previous to the Mark V had been seized by the FDA.

• https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/science_courtship_dc;_ylt=AlJFVgPeVNsjfdWY4oCzNbMDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl ... expensive but worthless gifts.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/21/creativity/ On Creativity, Computers and Copyright
• https://www.artima.com/forums/flat.jsp?forum=121&thread=120987 This is one of those area where no matter what we do, we're screwed.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/29/movies/29aris.html It makes you reflect on the mysteries of timing, context and delivery, those aspects of discipline that make comedy an art and separate the pros from the cocktail-party bores.
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/07/28/cia.phonetrail.ap/index.html "When you go on this kind of operation, you need to turn off your damn phone."
• https://www.bodybouncer.com/ By minimizing the amount of energy and attention spent on the mechanical routine of sex... [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]
• https://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2005.htm As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire...
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050728/od_uk_nm/oukoe_canada_denmark_island;_ylt=Av2XjQ7ROZ4Z0kme90FDo26dk3QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl How future wars will be fought.
• https://www.jennymiller.com/romancecomics/index.html Golden Age Romance Comics
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4718719.stm "Free, as in beer."

• https://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0721051gold1.html?link=rssfeed Going for the gold.
• https://www.nolinovak.com/index2.html Stipple Prints.
• https://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2005340473,00.jpg "Mom, the cat's chasing a bird!"
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/31/books/review/31QUEENAN.html?8hpib Say what you will about Edward Klein; he brings his A game.
• https://slate.com/id/2123007/?nav=ais But in recent years, this great elasticized chain binding men across the generations has snapped. https://preference.the-dma.org/cgi/ddnc.php
• https://www.theinquirer.net/?article=24923 How much to have them think you're dead?
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7749 Forests are not always bad, the authors concede.
• https://www.newscientistspace.com/article.ns?id=dn7751 The discovery, coupled with other recent finds such as Sedna and Quaoar, suggests other large objects may lurk in the murky region beyond Neptune.
• https://lists.benton.org/lists/arc/headlines/2005-07/msg00018.html Thanks to New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer, now we know one reason why most of the music that gets played on the radio is such unchallenging pap: record labels have been bribing radio stations and their employees to play certain songs. ... Radio Almahaba is Iraq's only radio station dedicated to women's issues. ... On the video, Bush striding away from the camera suddenly thrusts his right hand into the air and extends a finger -- precisely which one was unclear.
• https://www.crashbonsai.com/index.html Each model is unique, and individually disassembled, cut, melted, filed, smashed, then reassembled to replicate a real fender bender.

• https://news.independent.co.uk/uk/crime/article303131.ece The musician wrote: "After I came out of court, Constable saw me and said, 'Did you notice the amount was down? Not a quarter of a pound any more, was it?' I said, 'But you know it wasn't mine'. He said, 'But I didn't put it there'. I said, 'Well, who did? And he said, 'That will cost you a big drink'. I said, 'You can put a note through my door'."
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/08/01/sydney.bombscare.reut/index.html Weapon of Ass Destruction.
• https://www.zefrank.com/punc/ In our personal, and professional lives...
• https://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,68333,00.html Even my usual table, He can beat my best, His disciples lead him in And he just does the rest. He's got crazy flipper' fingers, never seen him fall. That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.
• https://spaceflightnow.com/shuttle/sts114/050726images/ Bird impacts ET nose cone.
• https://www.autoweek.com/article.cms?articleId=102831 ... when they make Beelzebub: The Movie, this will be the stunt car.
• https://www.boingboing.net/2005/07/31/apple_to_add_trusted.html ... but Trusted Computing in the kernel is like a rifle on the mantelpiece: if it's present in act one, it'll go off by act three.
• https://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume8/v8i3/sleep-retardant.html She proposed that, instead of taking hasty action, we conduct an experimental study where we flip a coin each night to determine whether I would sleep at her apartment or my own, in order to prove a causative effect.
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_heinlein During his long hospitalization he conceived of the waterbed, and his detailed descriptions of it in three of his books later prevented others from patenting the idea.
• https://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB112258962467199210-H9je4Nilal4o52nbYCIbq6Em4,00.html The plan would simplify the world's timekeeping by making each day last exactly 24 hours.

• https://www.tshirthell.com/dumbledore.htm Harry Potter spoiler.
• https://www.paulgraham.com/opensource.html "Meetings are like an opiate with a network effect."
• https://www.coudal.com/thefish.php Whose fish?
• https://nytimes.com/2005/08/04/science/04clone.html There's sort of a dry run here for the human cloning debate," he said. "What we do with dogs we may well end up doing with our kids."
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/02/business/02etiquette.html? "Sport, we're all damned important here in first class, but we all want to live. Why don't you just sit down?"
• https://www.taglinesgalore.com/faces.html BYKTA
• https://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=769&e=1&u=/nm/20050803/music_nm/stones_dc He vowed to make the nervous youngsters wish they had never set foot in America, and delivered a typically frenetic performance, but the Stones held their own and were congratulated by Brown afterwards.
• https://blog.dreamhost.com/2005/07/29/lets-save-our-environment ... and I realized tattooing pigs would be a good introduction to the country.
• https://www.whitestkids.com/video/whisky.mov Supersize Me! (with whiskey) [From GMSV]
• https://blog.dreamhost.com/2005/07/29/lets-save-our-environment Dancing Butterflies [From GMSV]
• https://downloads.oreilly.com/make/cisco.mov We've all seen the video of Black Hat conference organizers tearing pages from Mike Lynn's presentation on a critical vulnerability in the software that powers Cisco's ubiquitous Internet routers. [From GMSV]
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1698181,00.html Back to the drawling Bard.

• https://americandigest.org/mt-archives/itdork-thumb.jpg Retrospective O' The Day
• https://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/business/technology/12309492.htm Darknets
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7662 This means the spammers are Father Christmas in disguise.
• https://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0719trapped-teen19-ON.html I wouldn't try to explain it, either.
• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk172/junk172.htm More Junkmail from Bob!
• https://www.polygamy.com/Personals/Index.htm Want to change your life?
• https://www.flickr.com/photos/judgmentalist/4216355/ There's a bug in my jeans!
• https://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/07/26/china.pig.tattoos.reut/ ... and I realized tattooing pigs would be a good introduction to the country.
• https://www.dailylush.com/archives/the_undrinkable_cocktail.html "If I was looking for a wine made from larvae, I'd choose this," one later said.
• https://www.uschristianflag.com/yes.htm May we please agree upon that much?

• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/08/technology/08google.html? "Our view is what we published was all public information, and we actually used their own product to find it."
• https://www.nemarov.com/media/1/20050112-Thetest-uk.swf Concentration for Men [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://www.dogcondoms.com/product-recall.html Back to the old drawing board.
• https://slate.msn.com/id/2124083/ I now have empirical evidence for why readers can't be relied on: They're two-faced, untrustworthy, duplicitous bastards.
• https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001657/bio He died of a heart attack in a bar after downing three bottles of rum and beating five sailors at arm-wrestling.
• https://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2005/08/06/online_house_calls_offered_to_acne_patients?mode=PF Dermatologists at two Boston hospitals will start treating acne patients this month via Web visits that include patients transmitting photos from their digital cameras, in a major test of whether doctors can care for certain patients as successfully over the Internet as in person.
• https://www.frantana.ru/ I've opened this rubric first of all because it's concerned with disabled people. I get many letters with requests to find a woman with different invalid groups. There are marriages already. Really, why not to love a disabled woman, help her to be sure in many aspects of life, love her and be a devoted friend and assistant? [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050806/ap_en_ce/people_mel_gibson;_ylt=AjyC4mhyYDH3MJDLVDkp6tWs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI- Gibson Asked to Stage Christ's Crucifixion
• https://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13401709,00.html?f=rss My shoes are trying to kill me.
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• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/07/20/MNG8FDQIHN1.DTL The Revolution will be marketed. -- Steve Lamont
• https://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/comics/funnystrips/morrisstokes01.shtml Morris Stokes, Paranormal Grocer
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• https://www.mustardmuseum.com/ The Museum itself is home of the world's largest collection of prepared mustards.

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• https://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4132&n=2 "But if I'm going to wear a government tracking collar, I might as well be able to play some games on it."
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/10/AR2005081001985.html "We are very focused on finding and aggregating names that are generic in nature and fully defensible, and then building those sites into destinations rather than just lists of ads," Marchex president and chief operating officer John Keister said in a phone interview.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1730316,00.html The trend, known as "paternal discrepancy", poses serious implications for the future of the family.
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/10/DDGCRE4R871.DTL I get this a lot: Hey Mark, you nefarious and perverted liberal commie tofu-hugging sex-drunk San Francisco medical experiment gone wrong from the land of fruits and nuts (or some iteration thereof -- so cute, my hate mail can be), hey, I notice you love to ridicule those creepy Christian megachurches and you enjoy spanking wide-eyed Mormons and tweaking the litigious nipples of the cult of Scientology and you recoil at toxic Bush policy like a vegetarian recoils at undercooked veal.
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• https://www.guardian.co.uk/online/news/0,12597,1545819,00.html Godcasting.
• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00032C4TA/qid=1123426199/Support Request=8-2/ref=pd_bbs_sbs_2/102-1618046-8711324?v=glance&s=gourmet-food&n=507846 Collector's Edition
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7789 "Most animals sample just a few mates, presumably because search costs override the benefits of lengthy searches," she says.
• https://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/drugsecrets1.html It's now common practice.

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• https://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,68492,00.html The day after Avila launched the site in June, FedEx asked him to take it down, claiming he had violated the DMCA.

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• https://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/britainsciencehearing It's not our fault.
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• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2005/08/13/MNG7GE7ISP1.DTL&o=1
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/08/13/MNG7GE7ISP1.DTL Actually, he said the nation was more divided since "The Death Star with Darth Vader" came into power in Washington, but you get the drift.
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• https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/training-bin/training.cgi [Click on Contrail Detection] Contrail activity in and around Iraq in advance of a potential conflict with Iraq increased during March, 2003. Unusual (with respect to commercial) contrail patterns appear in the image above, including aircraft formation flying and various tight radius manuevers.
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• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/14/arts/television/14topc.html?ex=1281672000&en=ad6cac74c97e86a2&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss You'll see Satan in the contestants who just shouldn't be there.

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• https://www.unixreview.com/documents/s=9846/ur0508l/ur0508l.html Dept. 1127: going, Going, GONE!
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• https://www.logogle.com/ The Google Logo Maker
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• https://www.yodelcourse.com/ Yodelology
• https://www.forbes.com/investmentnewsletters/2005/08/18/buffett-prudent-investing-gdw-drl-cz_jb_0818soapbox_inl.html?boxes=popstories&boxes=custom Warren Buffett: Functional Psychopath?
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• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/23/technology/23geeks.html?ei=5058&en=cf98890e84c14d58&ex=1125460800&partner=IWON&pagewanted=print "If you have only technical knowledge, you are vulnerable."
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• https://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/08/27/bigbrother.baby.reut/index.html Big Baby.
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• https://www.somareview.com/newrulesforreligion.cfm New Rules for Religion
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• https://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/09/20050902-2.html
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• https://www.commondreams.org/views05/0901-26.htm Molly Ivans on Katrina/Bush administration.
• https://r0ml.net/blog/2005/04/23/dieting Well, the average family spent $76.39 buying 31.8 pounds of salty snacks.
• https://www.ers.usda.gov/publications/FoodReview/DEC2002/frvol25i3a.pdf We gobble huge amounts of added fats and sugars from the top tier of the Pyramid (marked "Use sparingly") and heaping plates of pasta and other refined grains from the bot- tom tier,but we are sorely lacking in the vegetables,fruits,low-fat milk products,and other nutritious foods in the middle of the Pyramid. https://www.osti.gov/opennet/forms.jsp?formurl=films/histfilms.html Historical Nuclear Weapons Test Films.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/4721073.stm "All the themes of rap music are there in the tales: jealousy, anger, greed, lust."
• https://www.straightdope.com/columns/050902.html Verdict so far: It's likely just physics, but if somebody has a line on some chi, I'm game to give it a go.
• https://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16457409-13762,00.html Woof!
• https://www.humiliatrix.com/jump.html Newsflash, loser! [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]

• https://battellemedia.com/archives/001835.php "Thereafter, Mr. Ballmer resumed trying to persuade me to stay."
• https://www.listsanddiagrams.com/archives/2005/06/skateboarding.htm Brake test.
• https://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-6/1027928/Decisons.jpg Decisions, decisions.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-1764136,00.html "Tyrannosaurs might have resembled giant chicks."
• https://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticleSearch.aspx?storyID=83147+09-Sep-2005+RTRS&srch=china+telecom But blockage of sites for purely economic reasons is much less common.
• https://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000087&sid=azKGXNkD4Yeg&refer=top_world_news Not quickly enough.
• https://thewvsr.com/indabutt.htm May require some light interior cleaning.
• https://www.legos.com Serious about protecting the brand.
• https://www.balloongirls.com/
• https://www.balloongirls.com/preview/preview.html#steph "Just the thrill of not knowing when they are going to explode is extremely exciting!"
• https://mentalhygiene.com/index.php/2005/06/04/post-it-mosaic-howto/ My boss decided that we needed to do something fun and creative in one of our conference rooms.

• https://www.shoeblogs.com/wordpress/category/pure-evil/
• https://www.shoeblogs.com/wordpress/2005/09/06/opti-grab/
• https://shoeblogs.com/ Manolo's Shoe Blog
• https://media.putfile.com/Countdown-Timeline-Katrina Separate, and mutually exclusive, universes.
• https://www.thinkprogress.org/katrina-timeline Katrina timeline.
• https://www.somareview.com/printarticle.cfm?datekey=20050907 "Happy storm that wrecks us on such a rock as this. Oh blessed Hurricane that drives the soul to God and God alone.... The Lord will magnify his might in the midst of your distress."
• https://www.defensetech.org/archives/001795.html And not to turn the fear dial up any higher...
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/06/katrina.charleston/index.html What if you gave a party, and nobody came?
• https://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/344005p-293720c.html Brown proved some of his charges, and Boggs was suspended for five years.
• https://flickr.com/photos/ioerror/41277478/ ... they just bypass the part where the water gets turned into beer.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/09/google_bush_search/
• https://www.google.com/search?q=failure&btnG=Google+Search Google-whacking
• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0740748475/103-8033568-8744641?v=glance The complete Calvin & Hobbes.
• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0740721135/103-8033568-8744641?v=glance The complete Gary Larson.
• https://cgi.ebay.com/William-Rehnquist-Signed-George-Bush-v-Gore-ORIGINAL_W0QQitemZ6558580897QQcategoryZ14428QQrdZ1QqcmdZViewItem The winner of this auction will get both the hand signed, historic decision and the original envelope which is Justice Reinquist's personal envelope sent directly from him to me two years ago.
• https://www.smokintire.com/product.htm#Candles Home of the most exciting and unique patented consumer motorsports products ever introduced.
• https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002CYTL2/103-8033568-8744641 Early conditioning for future frequent flyers.
• https://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16520710-38200,00.html#121 Balls-up leaves testicle cookers hanging.
• https://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0906superman06-ON.html Too "pointy"?
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4228992.stm Men officially useless.
• https://andyaaron.net/Mars.htm Runoff From The Mars Probe

• https://www.sixcharacters.com/videos/lafume.shtml Six Characters have long admired the masters of French New Wave cinema.
• https://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=437 Some people should not be allowed access to the Web.
• https://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=technologyNews&storyID=2005-09-14T165418Z_01_BAU460789_RTRIDST_0_TECH-MANUFACTURING-GILLETTE-DC.XML Edgier than ever.
• https://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-14T152749Z_01_DIT455681_RTRIDST_0_ODD-POPE-EXORCISTS-DC.XML "They try to keep these things quiet."
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4200000/newsid_4209000/4209004.stm Scientists were very excited by the find.
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/8/5stallard.html A humble bank clerk bemoans the hectic pace of his life because it limits the time he gets to spend with his books. After an H-bomb attack, the clerk emerges from a bank vault to learn that everyone else on Earth has perished. The man becomes ecstatic when he realizes he finally can read as much as he likes. Later, however, he finds he must spend a lot more time foraging for food than he expected, and at the end of the day he just wants to sleep, so the whole thing is a bit of a washout.
• https://www.sun.com/emrkt/rejected/index.html We're not Miss Manners and we never want to be.
• https://www.flickr.com/photos/velvethellvis/43284127/in/pool-98705140@N00/ "All shook up, I am, hmmmmmm."
• https://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,68712,00.html "They're like volume knobs for the brain."
• https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/09/11/wfsm11.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/09/11/ixworld.html While no one can be sure of the exact numbers of "Pastafarians", as acolytes are called, they may number in the millions.

• https://www.adrants.com/images/rockstar_1.jpg Maybe Mom won't notice. [Tilt your head 90 degrees.]
• https://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/09/11/abused_sheep_found_in_dorm_in_2d_similar_case_at_stonehill/ "This type of behavior is not consistent with the college's values."
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/16/tv.record.ap/index.html He does it, he says, to raise awareness of suffering children.
• https://beedogs.com/index.htm *Finally,* the Internet has everything.
• https://www.aving.co.kr/newproduct/default.asp?p1=newproduct&mode=read&table_id=English&num=79 Just don't turn it on "High".
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/13/google_earth_threatens_democracy/ The recent news that South Korea is to take the US to task over Google Earth images which expose its military installations to close Commie scrutiny has provoked a mini stampede of other peace-loving nations eager to protect their assets from prying eyes.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ucru/20050913/cm_ucru/charitiesareforsuckers Granted, in terms of popularity of likelihood of success, trying to make a case against giving money to charities compares to lobbying against puppies.
• https://www.boobs4bourbonst.com/?page_id=4 Is this one legal?
• https://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05254/568876.stm "We do not yet have teleporter or replicator technology like you saw on 'Star Trek' in college between hookah hits and waiting to pick up your worthless communications degree while the grown-ups actually engaged in the recovery effort were studying engineering."
• https://fishki.net/podborka2/83/picccszi_20.jpg It's called "inertia".
• https://www.compfused.com/directlink/831/ Video O' The Day
• https://www.umop.com/rps15.htm I remember a simpler version.

• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/18/national/18hunting.html?ei=5090&en=7de1def5fb917829&ex=1284696000&adxnnl=1&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&adxnnlx=1127092231-lTUbgyqbET1mb5s5I4MMKw His efforts reflect what hunting advocates across the country say is an increasingly urgent priority.
• https://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article313549.ece To have four fatalities in the one run is unusual.
• https://cgi.ebay.com/The-Ultimate-Hippie-Vacation_W0QQitemZ5614695213QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem If you win, he'll be MORE THAN HAPPY to explain that one to you.
• https://abcnews.go.com/Health/print?id=1135286 ... the transplant is merely "taking a skin envelope" and slipping their identity inside,
• https://news.ft.com/cms/s/45161ece-26dd-11da-b6fe-00000e2511c8.html It is this article on land rights, more honoured in the breach than the observance, that is the source of most controversy today.
• https://www.apolelotoffun.com/ ... and together we create a magical night of fun, laughter, and support.
• https://www.polefreedom.com/ You?
• https://nurglenurgle.com/ ... including spontaneous kidnapped island vacations.
• https://www.purevolume.com/troysmixtapeoflove Genesis of a stalker.
• https://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-16T073627Z_01_SCH627402_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-AUSTRALIA-ELECTRICITY.XML "We tested his clothes with a static electricity field metre and measured a current of 40,000 volts, which is one step shy of spontaneous combustion, where his clothes would have self-ignited," Barton said.
• https://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050916/NEWS0110/509160369/1260 "If so, please describe the case and the outcome of the litigation."

• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4251634.stm The concept is not new. In 2001, a Dutch ship docked in Dublin, Ireland, and offering abortions onboard.
• https://daringfireball.net/2005/09/anthropomorphized This guy trashes the HIG the way Johnny Depp trashes a hotel room. He even sports a custom radius on his window corners. No other window on the system has a shape like this. It's wild. Just wait until the HIG zealots get a load of this guy. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2005/09/automobile_iden.html Clever.
• https://sptimes.com/2005/09/19/Northpinellas/The_only_entry__Wal_M.shtml "I think getting lost in these little bitty numbers loses sight of the accomplishment," he said.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570_pf.html "I guess this means we've won the war on terror."
• https://www.nature.com/news/2005/050912/full/050912%2D6.html Using satellite images from Google Maps and Google Earth, an Italian computer programmer has stumbled upon the remains of an ancient villa.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1541732.html Probably just a shadow cast by the bunny.
• https://www.echalk.co.uk/amusements/OpticalIllusions/colourPerception/colourPerception.html Just stop it!
• https://www.slate.com/id/2126310/ ... what rescue workers sometimes call a "refloat."
• https://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10760041 Outbreak! (or Art Imitates Life)
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/20/science/20curs.html Every language, dialect or patois ever studied, living or dead, spoken by millions or by a small tribe, turns out to have its share of forbidden speech, some variant on comedian George Carlin's famous list of the seven dirty words that are not supposed to be uttered on radio or television.

• https://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,3605,822514,00.html It is planned for the year 2020, and although you might think there would be masses of technical problems to overcome, Nasa seems reasonably confident of building the rockets and the space capsule. No, the biggest headache is the astronauts themselves.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050922/REVIEWS/509220303/1023 ... and require her to go to four movies a day until she gets the idea.
• https://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/240452_bumvertising13.html Now several times a week the Mercer Island native steps into his four-door Mercedes, dressed in a button-down shirt, and goes hunting, as he puts it, for "good, consistent beggars."
• https://iml.univ-mrs.fr/~girard/mustard/page1.html ... and what is the point of knowing time if you cannot get mustard?
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050921/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/peru_gambia_plane By this standard, I'm not a fan of any team.
• https://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2680455?htv=12&htv=12 Jon Stewart on Katrina
• https://www.wakahiru-me.com/media/vid/fox/fox_of_donahue_sheehan_050921a.mov Phil Donahue & Bill O'Reilly talk over each other.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/asection/la-me-tv23sep23,1,3695592.story?coll=la-news-a_section ... even news coverage of an event in which they might be taking part.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/20/nyregion/20grades.html?ex=1284868800&en=1f956c4bc36c2b5a&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss "... this very bold initiative."
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050921/ap_on_re_eu/tv_netherlands_drug_show Shoot Up & Swallow!
• https://www.wetmachine.com/totsf/item/353 It's not just open standards, it's open spectrum.
• https://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?story_id=4400704 Free speech.

• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,923-1792974,00.html But perhaps the most remarkable act of censorious foolishness came a few years ago when four members of the Alabama State Textbook Committee called for the rejection of Anne Frank's The Diary of a Young Girl on the basis that it was "a real downer."
• https://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/050926sh_shouts "I know where you're going," said the Lord God. "But why am I seeing scented candles and a signature body wash?"
• https://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/050425sh_shouts I do not wish to be kept alive by any machine that has a "Popcorn" setting.
• https://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html
• https://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html You! Back away from the tuna! Slowly!
• https://www.savemyass.com/home Unlike your relationship, there is no commitment here. You can cancel at any time.
• https://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/050829ta_talk_alford Six potential Mountweazels emerged.
• https://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/desktop/mcesongs.mspx Four fun songs!
• https://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/spiegel/0,1518,druck-376140,00.html This is the scenario they envision: Instead of following the usual procedure of pumping banked blood into a trauma patient, emergency physicians allow the patient to bleed to death within minutes while recapturing the patient's blood.
• https://www.skepchick.org/ Smart is sexy.
• https://glennferon.com/portfolio1/ It turns out that people don't actually look like that in real life.
• https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/ReneS/eneada_hd.jpg Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy: the truth is (coming) out there. [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]

• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,923-1792974,00.html But perhaps the most remarkable act of censorious foolishness came a few years ago when four members of the Alabama State Textbook Committee called for the rejection of Anne Frank's The Diary of a Young Girl on the basis that it was "a real downer."
• https://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/050926sh_shouts "I know where you're going," said the Lord God. "But why am I seeing scented candles and a signature body wash?"
• https://www.newyorker.com/shouts/content/articles/050425sh_shouts I do not wish to be kept alive by any machine that has a "Popcorn" setting.
• https://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html
• https://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html You! Back away from the tuna! Slowly!
• https://www.savemyass.com/home Unlike your relationship, there is no commitment here. You can cancel at any time.
• https://www.newyorker.com/talk/content/articles/050829ta_talk_alford Six potential Mountweazels emerged.
• https://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/desktop/mcesongs.mspx Four fun songs!
• https://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/spiegel/0,1518,druck-376140,00.html This is the scenario they envision: Instead of following the usual procedure of pumping banked blood into a trauma patient, emergency physicians allow the patient to bleed to death within minutes while recapturing the patient's blood.
• https://www.skepchick.org/ Smart is sexy.
• https://glennferon.com/portfolio1/ It turns out that people don't actually look like that in real life.
• https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v329/ReneS/eneada_hd.jpg Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy: the truth is (coming) out there. [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]

• https://www.angryalien.com/0905/highlanderbuns.asp Highlander in 30 seconds (and re-enacted by bunnies).
• https://www.mentalsoup.com/mentalsoup/basic.htm Such change in the composition of the non-stupid population inevitably strengthens the destructive power of the a fraction and makes decline a certainty. And the country goes to Hell.
• https://observer.guardian.co.uk/focus/story/0,6903,1582943,00.html 1 adult American in five believes that the Sun revolves around Earth, according to one study carried out last summer.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-093005liar_lat,0,7044548.story?coll=la-tot-promo&track=morenews They also have fewer actual neurons.
• https://craphound.com/images/wowdanddad.jpg On-line gaming is cutting into the D&D franchise.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050929/ap_on_hi_te/hundred_dollar_laptop;_ylt=Anp7S6LOh4VZApt1uMn76iOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3cjE0b2MwBHNlYwM3Mzg- $100 laptops.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/28/opinion/28oreilly.html Authors struggle, mostly in vain, against their fated obscurity.
• https://news.com.com/Wikibooks+takes+on+textbook+industry/2100-1025_3-5884291.html?tag=nefd.lede It's their attempt to create a comprehensive, kindergarten-to-college curriculum of textbooks that are free and freely distributable, based on an open-source development model.
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/09/27/falklands.penguins.reut/index.html It is the bright spot in a long-term land mine problem.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4272418.stm Deadly plague hits Warcraft world

• https://www.365gay.com/newscon05/10/100405birthBan.htm Women would also have to provide proof that they have participated in faith-based or church activities.
• https://herodios.com/atsign.html A Natural History of the @ Sign
• https://www.arouse.net/despair-linux/ New Linux distribution logos.
• https://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/352310p-300335c.html "This is how parties get thrown every single day."
• https://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-recruit4oct04,0,2086091.story Relaxing the "guidelines".
• https://www.clk4.com/NGD_10359/index.cgi Joining the military for 3 free iTunes downloads sounds like Category IV to me.
• https://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20051004145009990005 "It's not the gay thing that's the problem - it's the hypocrisy."
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/04/health/nutrition/04bike.html?ex=1286078400&en=8279186616bc0a32&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss "The question is, What are we going to do about it?"
• https://entertainment.myway.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/10_04_2005_2.html She's like a very intelligent shrimp, so tiny, so clever, so perfectly formed.
• https://www.wimp.com/orleans/ They're in aisle three.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/29/garden/29laundry.html "Laundry" may again touch a cultural nerve, now that the red states and the blue states are routinely divided into separate hampers. "

• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/09/nyregion/09diapers.html "I feel like it's been such a gift in our relationship."
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1564334.html The Curse of the Furry Things
• https://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/entertainment/12841269.htm Feats of Clay
• https://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2376 It's Fantastic! [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1629 I wish I could read Japanese.
• https://www.leoburnett.ca/ User Interface O' The Day
• https://www.eastbayexpress.com/Issues/2005-10-05/news/feature_print.html "... you ridiculous California-damaged ninny." [Possibly offensive: AL] https://secure.washingtoncitypaper.com/cgi-bin/Archive/abridged2.bat?path=q:%5CDocRoot/2005/051007/dl_dare&search=iPod%2520Nano&SearchString=iPod+Nano&AuthorLastName=&IssueDate=mm%252Fdd%252Fyyyy&SelectYear=All&next.x=117&next.y=12 What would you do for a Nano? [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]
• https://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/sciencemedicine/story/4CEA8933F0F9574A8625706B004A9980?OpenDocument For better or worse, the advent of the new premature ejaculation drug dapoxetine could bring that up to about 20.
• https://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/353012p-300956c.html "beautiful, still experience"
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/05/gater.python.ap/index.html "This indicates to me it's going to be an even draw. Sometimes alligators are going to win and sometimes the python will win."
• https://www.ucomics.com/misterboffo/2005/10/09/ Thank God.

• https://marealtor.com/secure/components/inNewsLetter/letter/preview.asp?site_id=&newsletter_id=73&tm=10%2F6%2F2005+10%3A59%3A30+AM&fromFrontEnd=yes#568 ... allegations of ghosts or other potential stigmas.
• https://www.concreteships.org/ Who would build a ship out of concrete?
• https://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov Shining -- coming to theaters this Christmas.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,13509-1811332,00.html They go on to condemn fundamentalism for its "intransigent intolerance" and to warn of "significant dangers" involved in a fundamentalist approach.
• https://chriscagle.musiccitynetworks.com/?inc=5&news_id=6669 Guess he was shootin' blanks.
• https://www.bsnews.org/articles/56 Double your money in just over 200 years.
• https://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1128342931092 We'll also want younger readers to understand the need for teams of attorneys to handle significant problems, and to this end we might roll out "Heather Has Two General Counsels," the heartwarming story of the unexpected rewards that follow when the corporate legal department grows in size.
• https://db.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/file/grand_theft_auto_sa_girlfriend.txt This is a guide to the girlfriends in the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The main reason to date a girl in this game is to get stuff from her. There are six different girls to date, and each one has their own benefits rewards to offer.
• https://www.useit.com/alertbox/wysiwyg.html R.I.P. WYSIWYG
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8120 Making the male larvae fluoresce solves the problem.

• https://fast.info/myspace/ I need people to love me.
• https://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2003/June/15/local/stories/03local.htm Blue ice.
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/life/20051012/d_cover12.art.htm And shaving off the "previously on ..." recap, opening credits and a teaser for next week's episode, Sunday's Housewives ran 40 minutes and 30 seconds, meaning for every two minutes of programming, there's a minute of commercials or promos for other network shows.
• https://www.xkcd.com/pi.jpg Geek Joke O' The Day
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/ ... may as well do something useful if they're to be permanently installed, rather than just looking decorative.
• https://www.cia.gov/csi/studies/vol47no3/article02.html It would be a long and tortuous process before secure contact would be established between the CIA and this "intelligence volunteer."
• https://www.lesjackson.com/pwclaunch.jpg How to launch a PWC
• https://www.rootkit.com/blog.php?newsid=358 4.5 million copies of EULA-compliant spyware.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/11/national/11auction.html The State of North Dakota is exploring whether people who sell items on eBay for others must get standard auctioneers' licenses, a process that includes taking instruction in talking really fast.
• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk174/junk174.htm More Junkmail from Bob!

• https://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2005/09/08/awsi1.html The strange business of protesting jobs that may be better than yours.
• https://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/000996.php This is one of the books you want to read before you need it.
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051013/REVIEWS/51005001/1023 Surely it would be easier to simply look at his arm and note the combination in a PDA, instant messaging being so much more efficient than the transfer of body parts?
• https://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://gc.advancedmn.com/article.php?artid=5883 O.K. first hops a plane from LAX to New York to reach the Long Island home of the CEO of the company (Take This) that made the murder simulator on which his son's killer trained. O.K. gets "justice" by taking out this female CEO, whose name is Paula Eibel, along with her husband and kids. "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2.
• https://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2005-10-12 A 4-panel rebuttal. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/1013nipplehair-13-ON.html "After you've been made fun of enough in the hockey change room, you might as well put it in Guinness," he said.
• https://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20051012 How cool are pirates?
• https://www.thenewstribune.com/24hour/weird/story/2801808p-11432779c.html "It was a reaction to the abhorrent and unbelievable practice of wearing Speedos around town."
• https://www.fema.gov/about/what.shtm "In truth, FEMA did exactly what they said they were going to do." -- Jon Stewart
• https://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2143533/sms-cup-tea "We are always inventing new ways to improve the way tea is drunk," said Pete Harbour, PG Tips brand manager.

• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051019/ap_on_fe_st/adviser_dog_bite Apparently, God likes dogs.
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8178 Astrology coming soon to a science class near you.
• https://www.bigad.com.au/ It's a big ad!
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/05/AR2005100500158.html As new immigrants arrive in already diverse neighborhoods, the language they embrace isn't always English. Honduran cooks learn Mandarin. Mexican clerks learn Korean. Most often, people learn Spanish.
• https://www.somethingjewish.co.uk/articles/1484_yiddish_in_taiwan.htm After all, you don't find many Chinese academics on Taiwan studying and writing about Yiddish. [JOTD: A tourist from Israel strolls into a Jewish deli. To his surprise, the man behind the counter is Chinese. To his greater surprise, the counterman addresses him in perfect Yiddish. Too stunned to comment, the tourist places his order and they make small talk about the weather. The tourist can't get over the guy's perfect fluency and inflection -- a shrug here, a "nu" there. As he pays for his order, he asks the cashier how in the world they found a Yiddish-speaking Chinese man. "Not so loud!" says the cashier. "He thinks we're teaching him English!" -- Andy Lee]
• https://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/nation/3399113 There's a rumble in Brighton tonight Ringside seats for the neighborhood fight, There ain't a Godddamn thing that the cops can do, There's a rumble in Brighton tonight. -- Stray Cats
• https://www.forbes.com/business/2005/10/18/open-source-software-FCC_cz_df_1018opensource.html "My goal is to do all of the work it takes to be explaining to the Supreme Court in 2025 why broadcasting is unconstitutional." ... "Engineers want people to be good," Faulhaber says. "Economists assume everybody is bad. And guess what? We're right."
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/carreviews/10/18/chevrolet_corvette_z06/index.html ... until there's an Alaskan brown bear riding shotgun and, man, he is really ticked.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/18/AR2005101801663.html
• https://news.com.com/2300-1029_3-5901948-1.html Yesterday, the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a San Francisco consumer privacy group, said it had cracked the code used in a widely used line of Xerox printers, an invisible bar code of sorts that contains the serial number of the printer as well as the date and time a document was printed.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/16/magazine/16guru.html She set out to measure precisely how nuts we've all become.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/17/business/17espn.html?ex=1287201600&en=449580cc687178d1&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Does Mr. Reinhardy like this trend? Oh no, he does not. from nev@bostic.com Sun Oct 23 14:57:09 2005

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/22/AR2005102201386_pf.html "If NBA TV ratings were higher, this never would have come up." Top 5 Other Controversial New NBA Rules + All tattoos must be spelled correctly, + Players must refrain from laughing at those idiots who paid $2,500 for courtside seats to a Knicks game, + No player can wear anything that brings shame to the league, like a Clippers uniform, + All players must promise to arrive at their paternity hearings on time, + No trading outfits with the players from the WNBA. -- Jake Novak - https://jakejakeny.blogspot.com
• https://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/ENG_20051022.jpg OK you CAN do that. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.thegreenhead.com/cool-stuff/2005/10/alive-chimpanzee-by-wowwee-animatronic.php Four distinctive emotional moods include "Curious," "Happy," "Fearful" and "Feisty."
• https://www.churchofreality.org/wisdom/ If it's real -- we believe in it!
• https://www.primetimeclock.com/ The only clock correct 7661 times a day!
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/US/10/21/elderly.driver.ap/index.html "That was the one thing he had, to get in his car and just drive for the sheer enjoyment of driving,"
• https://www.thebubbleproject.com/01.Bubbles/BubblesFrameset.htm The Bubble project.
• https://www.patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html How the brain (doesn't) work.
• https://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/ See how you do!
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/21/AR2005102101825.html Some reveal a deficit of constitutional understanding commensurate with that which it is, unfortunately, reasonable to impute to Miers.

• https://www.muttwatch.com/chronicle/ A play about napping.
• https://bash.org/?244321 Social hacking at its finest.
• https://www.lizhickok.com/assets/portfolio/pages/01city.html When it shakes, it's like an earthquake.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/24/business/24onion.html?ex=1287806400&en=b40eb239c3b34014&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Believe it or not.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/24/business/24carr.html "Like I'm going to do that," she said, adding a majestic eye-roll for emphasis.
• https://people.ex.ac.uk/rbd201/riddle/ame.htm I suppose you had better start finishing the game then.
• https://www.cumberlink.com/articles/2005/10/22/news/news01.txt The Pennsylvania Game Commission asks anyone who has seen a deer with a pumpkin head to call 1-814-643-1831.
• https://www.bestadsontv.com/ad_details.php?id=634 The rhythm of life.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9785289/site/newsweek/ It's the most startling public turnaround since Bob Dylan's "Slow Train Coming" announced that he'd been born again.
• https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1 "... we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle."

• https://www.muttwatch.com/chronicle/ A play about napping.
• https://bash.org/?244321 Social hacking at its finest.
• https://www.lizhickok.com/assets/portfolio/pages/01city.html When it shakes, it's like an earthquake.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/24/business/24onion.html?ex=1287806400&en=b40eb239c3b34014&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Believe it or not.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/24/business/24carr.html "Like I'm going to do that," she said, adding a majestic eye-roll for emphasis.
• https://people.ex.ac.uk/rbd201/riddle/ame.htm I suppose you had better start finishing the game then.
• https://www.cumberlink.com/articles/2005/10/22/news/news01.txt The Pennsylvania Game Commission asks anyone who has seen a deer with a pumpkin head to call 1-814-643-1831.
• https://www.bestadsontv.com/ad_details.php?id=634 The rhythm of life.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9785289/site/newsweek/ It's the most startling public turnaround since Bob Dylan's "Slow Train Coming" announced that he'd been born again.
• https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1231684&page=1 "... we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle."

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/10/24/AR2005102402051.html The measure barring inhumane treatment shall not apply to counterterrorism operations conducted abroad or to operations conducted by "an element of the United States government" other than the Defense Department.
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9841437/ The cellborg.
• https://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=hsAfWzBMwe8&search=chineseboys+funny+music+crazy Video O' The Day
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/21/phantoms_and_rogues/ Then there would be a dramatic run on the banks as everyone tried to take their money to a safer place, such as under the mattress.
• https://otherannouncements.com/cards.html Cards to say what you shouldn't have said in person.
• https://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-golden27oct27,1,784104.column?coll=la-headlines-business Think "True Lies" meets the Physicians Desk Reference.
• https://www.ifoce.com/ Yeah, Alka-Seltzer would advertise here.
• https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/10/08/wsmurf08.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/10/08/ixhome.html The reactions ranged from approval to shock and, in the case of small children who saw the episode by accident, wailing terror.
• https://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,68894,00.html "It's the nuclear option. It never fails."
• https://www.livejournal.com/users/tongodeon/311999.html The "Work Blind"

• https://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=fUYfkmgaGC4 Hopped the twig.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/28/science/sciencespecial2/28kansas.html?ex=1288152000&en=e0d66ee970ae209b&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss "You try to keep the idea but change the wording around; the writing becomes horrifically bad."
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/28/bluetooth_device/ This allows 45 possible effects from any single letter and an astounding "7200 variations from a single text message". [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.kaya-optics.com/products/experiments.shtml Have we got you excited about the PF's possibilities yet?
• https://www.epidauros.be/raid.jpg A visual guide to RAID.
• https://www.drinkatwork.com/eyeopener.html If you get into a vicious bar fight while dressed as Flower from "Bambi" we all die a little inside. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/living/2002552799_squirrel11.html [Check out the photo gallery -- Ed.]
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/28/business/28oil.html "I am not embarrassed," he said. "This is no windfall."
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/10/25/turk.letters.reut/index.html Better mind your W's and Q's.
• https://a3.v14853d.c14853.g.vm.akamaistream.net/5/3/14853/v003/1a1a1a72db3eb01f920167db4fb41745a9188ffd69d8399dcb2c97f865c62f5dc02f9ccbfc30689dd0ff6cdf44bc2c5bc83ba01888b7fc356ea7e0/9999_w.asf Share the pain.

• https://www.compfused.com/directlink/965/
• https://www.devilducky.com/media/36803/ Speed climbing.
• https://torontosun.com/News/OtherNews/2005/10/29/1283746-sun.html Size matters. [Possibly offensive: AC, SSC]
• https://www.syix.com/elmer/Flash%20Games%202/Cat%20Bowling.swf Cat bowling.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/4380276.stm Who first said, "That looks painful: you should rub a beaver's backside on it"? -- Tom Race
• https://www.sciencedaily.com/print.php?url=/releases/2005/10/051024081408.htm Early nerve damage caused by repetitive strain injuries can trigger "sick worker" syndrome.
• https://www.homedome.com/online1.htm Nice add-on.
• https://www.bigha.com/seeker/index.php Or, there's the economy version.
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/10/31/MNG2LFGJFT1.DTL#story ... and 11 percent of the doctors said they thought vaccinating against a sexually transmitted disease "may encourage risky sexual behavior in my adolescent patients."
• https://www.expatica.com/source/site_article.asp?subchannel_id=48&story_id=24721 There's a shortage.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051030/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_witch_s_tax_break;_ylt=AmuVNwBQrMhtdVO0VTBUHxOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY The court found that a witch can declare schooling costs if it increases the likelihood of employment.
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/10/28/DDG11DCG851.DTL Between you and me.

• https://driving.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22749-1783784,00.html
• https://www.anwb.nl/published/anwbcms/content/binaire-bestanden/mpg/auto/tests/crashtest-landwind-1-467150.wmv
• https://www.anwb.nl/published/anwbcms/content/binaire-bestanden/mpg/auto/tests/crashtest-landwind-2-467165.wmv
• https://img58.imageshack.us/img58/4733/01020517594002jd.jpg Not there yet.
• https://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/10/27/BAG7VFEO8H1.DTL "We were probably making 70 arrests per game in years past. Now we are down to half of that."
• https://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=17&art_id=4819&sid=5296889&con_type=1 To do so, officials familiar with the program told the Post, could open the US government to legal challenges.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/02/national/02stamp.html?adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1130962260-1dUC0EBsTrxECNEudEiVDQ "This trade is the most exciting thing to happen in the hobby in over a decade."
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/25/opinion/25eaves.html?ex=1287892800&en=11e43db480ff0b5f&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss It's not duplicitous; it's what the patron signs up for.
• https://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=7627&display=photoshop#entries Borgged art
• https://www.forbes.com/lifestyle/health/feeds/hscout/2005/10/21/hscout528657.html Health has an inevitable effect on survival, said Colin Milner.
• https://news.com.com/2300-1006_3-5887476-9.html. When you care enough.
• https://www.sysinternals.com/blog/2005/10/sony-rootkits-and-digital-rights.html "Some malware with your music, sir?"
• https://www.fresh99.com/chopstick-flies.htm A complete waste of time.

• https://www.cia.gov/csi/studies/Vol49no2/reexamining_the_distinction_3.htm Mistaking Secrecy for Intelligence
• https://www.msn.americangreetings.com/view.pd?i=382219626&m=1652&rr=y&sou Wanna put me on a plate, Next to your wife's cranberry sauce.
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18825244.200 As more genetic information becomes available online, finding a donor father can only get easier.
• https://downlode.org/etext/wipp/ This marking system has been designed to last 10,000 years.
• https://weatherwars.info/ Time does not allow for us to bicker over the obvious.
• https://images.ibsys.com/sh/hurricanetracker/hurtracker.swf Hurricane Tracker
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9912186/ "Thanks for the update. Anything specific I need to do or tweak?"
• https://news.tbo.com/news/MGBFPLLL7FE.html The mermaids of Weeki Wachee Springs are probably not very high on the list of terrorist targets.
• https://www.godspeaks.com/ATB/ATBOC1998/ATB01oc1998.asp
• https://www.godspeaks.com/ATB/ATBNC2005/ATB01nc2005.asp
• https://www.saysgod.com/ God seems to be of two minds.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4263996.stm The future of pornography.
• https://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/19/D8CNILSO2.html Swingin' Indiana.
• https://www.devilducky.com/media/37630/ Yowza!
• https://www.devilducky.com/media/36944/ Mr. Gravitas.

• https://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1107051jesusjuice1.html Guess there's always someone that plans to profit.
• https://www.ilikejam.dsl.pipex.com/audiophile.htm Audiophool.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/06/books/review/06shreeve.html "This is like someone getting infected with a brain parasite that has no effect whatsoever on the person's thoughts, emotions, S.A.T. scores or television preferences, but, to complete its life cycle, generates an irresistible urge to go to the zoo, scale a fence, and French-kiss" the meanest-looking polar bear.
• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2005/10/30/MNG2NFF7KI1.DTL&o=2 1,218.
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1858246,00.html "... a cow is simply not a rigid, unresponding body."
• https://cockeyed.com/citizen/silly/silly.html The military applications of "Silly String"
• https://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/ New Rule: Since only 15% of Americans said they believe in evolution in a recent poll, America must change its name to the United States of Jesus Christ. And our motto, from E Pluribus Unum to "I'm With Stupid." The good news for the nation: if we get any stupider about science, we'll forget how to cook crystal meth.
• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk175/junk175.htm More Junkmail from Bob!
• https://www.sherryshriner.com/alien_nation.htm ... coloring maintenance technique?
• https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=20318 Volume 3 is scheduled to be received in about 2006.
• https://web.tiscali.it/blissnewage/Blisseng/virtueng.htm "It's always about angelic messages."
• https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9927253/ Hansen: Do you ever think to yourself, "I can't believe how many people are out there."

• https://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=56059344&cdi=0' Every picture tells a story.
• https://www.roryoconnor.org/blog/ "They forget about things after a few days."
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/money/20051109/maney09.art.htm The publishing industry seems to understand the Google projects as well as Homer Simpson understands how a nuclear reactor works.
• https://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001436211 Q Can you give me a straight answer for once?
• https://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20051108160409990022 ... and redefine the word "science" so that it's not limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena.
• https://blog.sciam.com/index.php?title=kansas_where_ignorant_is_the_new_educate&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1 Because just teaching kids the right answers is an unbearable infringement on academic freedom.
• https://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/Press_Your_Luck/ Nowhere in the Press Your Luck rules did it say that you weren't allowed to pay attention.
• https://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20051103183218268 Process of relaying a story having a unique plot.
• https://atrios.blogspot.com/2005_11_06_atrios_archive.html#113148475467778198 He added of senators "we can't keep our mouths shut."
• https://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Videos-Watch-a-Video___1,2,,61045.html Practice man, practice.
• https://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article325560.ece Just when you think it can't get worse.

• https://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai/news/20051031p2g00m0dm008000c.html Buddy pregnancy
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/11/sonybmgs_digita.html If you file for bankruptcy, you have to delete all the music on your computer.
• https://www.bumpinthenightproductions.com/apronoflesh.html Back in stock!
• https://www.plantraco.com/hobbies/product_butterfly.html 4g
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/10/28bartlett.html Responsible SPAM.
• https://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,68742,00.html?tw=rss.TEK The whole world is bitchier these days.
• https://www.jaffeandjaffe.com/index.html Our clients find us through various and strange referrals or serendipitous events.
• https://www.housewithbride.com/default.asp House With A Bride.
• https://www.wired.com/news/technology/bugs/0,2924,69355,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1 Wired's top 10 software bugs.
• https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_misquotations Probably not a complete list.

• https://www.nydailynews.com/11-13-2005/news/story/364931p-310807c.html As an increasing number of hulking SUVs hit New York streets in the last five years, their share of pedestrian deaths almost doubled, federal data reveal.
• https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595094724
• https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0312310846
• https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0919637264 As a society we should probably make it harder to be published. [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.covenanteyes.com/ "Any filters or security were a joke because I could disable it. Then, I found Covenant Eyes I can use my computer without temptation and guilt."
• https://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/11/moment_of_photo_zen_.html Asian Sexy Rolling Stone Vacuum.
• https://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000443.php "Yeah, but Steve made his wife puke." [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/gallery.php?grouping=year&year=2005&imageid=1 The 2005 Winners.
• https://online.wsj.com/article/SB112801537556955862.html?mod=most_viewed_day You're the man now, dog.
• https://confederateyankee.mu.nu/archives/132030.php
• https://dailyablution.blogs.com/the_daily_ablution/2005/11/ablution_exclus.html "Widespread use of white phosphorus", well, maybe not so much.
• https://www.treehugger.com/files/2004/11/unbathroom_toil.php A product that both cost less than 10L and represented good design.
• https://www.fmsfonline.org/ Some of our memories are true, some are a mixture of fact and fantasy, and some are false.

• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1605282.html?menu=news.quirkies "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."
• https://www.livejournal.com/users/unclebrady/ I live in New York state, and I've tried searching through the weapons laws and could not find anything specifically mentioning a flame thrower, but still, I wouldn't want the cops showing up when you're playing with this.
• https://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051108/NEWS01/511080436 Really? Who would have guessed?
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/13/AR2005111301061.html The military people reached this conclusion, and they wrote it down on a memo, and then they classified the memo and Adel went from the hearing room back to his prison cell.
• https://www.redorbit.com/news/science/301318/eskimos_try_new_explosive_in_whale_kill/index.html Alaska's whaling commission began researching new weaponry when the 66-member International Whaling Commission mandated two decades ago that more humane methods be developed.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051114/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_kazakhstan_borat ... the world's ninth largest country yet still little known to many in the West.
• https://www.archimedespalimpsest.org/ Archimedes Palimpsest Project Summary
• https://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html When your roommate has a death wish.
• https://www.pandia.com/sew/112-on-the-google-jagger-algo-update-part-1.html Google updates page ranking algorithms.
• https://www.sysprog.net/quotos.html In pioneer days they used oxen for heavy pulling, and when one ox couldn't budge a log, they didn't try to grow a larger ox. We shouldn't be trying for bigger computers, but for more systems of computers. (Rear Admiral Grace Hopper) What would you rather have to plow a field two strong oxen or 1,024 chickens? (Seymour Cray)

• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/teflon_insider;_ylt=AljM91mNhzFasP9SrlPZq12s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- Disloyal employees continue to plague the workplace.
• https://www.liquidsculpture.com/ ["Pournography" possibly offensive: AC]
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/17/AR2005111701735_pf.html "Dude! I think we've got the smoking gun!" the classmate said excitedly in a phone call to Davison earlier this month.
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/11/looks_like_sony.html Stolen code? Check.
• https://www.specialdeadmovie.com/ Sometimes Heroes Ride the Short Bus
• https://fcmx.net/vec/get.swf?i=003702 From the inside out.
• https://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/special_packages/iraq/13175160.htm
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,7374-1875057,00.html White phosporous: The department later said its statement had been incorrect.
• https://boston.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/101753746.html The barter economy is getting out of hand. [Possibly offensive: SSC]
• https://www.newscientistspace.com/article/dn8291 However, the amount of paint required could be huge.
• https://www.42below.com/flashad/storyof42/index.html
• https://www.42below.com/flashad/gay/index.html
• https://www.42below.com/flashad/britain/index.html Selling a product that is defined to be "tasteless" offers its own distinctive challenges.

• https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome Artificial Artificial Intelligence
• https://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/77e6/images/ The Power Squid
• https://www.beerfordogs.com/ Happy Tail Ale
• https://www.nature.com/news/2005/051114/full/051114-14.html From a hundred hopefuls, the final handful of candidates were picked for their 'suggestibility', as well as teamwork skills, fitness and sense of calm under pressure.
• https://fishbowl.pastiche.org/2005/11/20/charles_rules_of_online_forums Corollary Two: Stating the Bleeding Obvious
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/19/business/19money.html The average American spends more on entertainment than on gasoline, household furnishings and clothing and nearly the same amount as spent on dining out, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
• https://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article328328.ece "As to why they do, stupidity is the only reason I can think of. It is the result of adhering unthinkingly to a tradition."
• https://www.50lbslater.com/greatadd/nutrigrainad.mov Feel Great!
• https://www.breathcapture.com/ Garlic is extra.
• https://www.wingtunes.com/public/default.aspx Wing Sings AC/DC.

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/26/AR2005112601065_pf.html But there are other, more intriguing theories.
• https://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=00039664-6A56-137A-AA2083414B7FFE9F Penguins are not people, despite their natty appearance and upright ambulation.
• https://frostbytei.com/dasphunk/2004/06/dear-telus-im-afraid-this-isnt-going.html I'm afraid this isn't going to work out. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.theledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051128/NEWS/511280338/1134 When they left the hotel room Sunday morning, they left behind scattered Mountain Dew cans and Cinnamon Toast Crunch all over the floor, said Teyonna Upshaw, the housekeeper who cleaned the room.
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/US/11/25/bear.attack.ap/index.html "That motivated me to turn around and start running away," he said.
• https://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting. [Possibly offensive: AC]
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/11/if_they_make_al.html Denial, resentment, bargaining, depression, blogging.
• https://www.google.com/help/faq_clicktocall.html Click-to-Call
• https://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/11/22/intelligent.design.course.ap/ The KU faculty has had enough.
• https://eyeball-series.org/bombs/suicide-bombs.htm Creative use of drill bits.

• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051128/ap_on_re_ca/canada_deadly_kiss Well, that's the kiss of death.
• https://nytimes.com/2005/11/28/business/28cheer.html?hp ... which has been a "springboard" for many careers in pharmaceutical sales.
• https://www.smashmyxbox.com/ Well, after 55 hours of pain, cold, and suffering, we have got our Xbox 360 and successfully smashed it outside Best Buy minutes later, with a large sledgehammer in front of a few Xbox Fanboys who just bought brand new 360s.
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/11/how_do_you_pers.html "Flipping the dynamic".
• https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=670491 Irish dirty dancing
• https://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=14&click_id=116&art_id=qw113229954082B223 Vodka and orange juice is the traditional substitute.
• https://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_4264216,00.html How your life can serve as a warning to others.
• https://www.somareview.com/redhotpapa.cfm Red Hot Papa
• https://www.kiss.ac/~judy/tokekomuhito.html Face-down people.
• https://www.ul.com/turkeyfryers/fryer.mpg Rule #2: don't deep-fat fry.
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/11/23painter.html Butterball Help-Line Help-Line.

• https://newyorkmetro.com/lifestyle/sex/annual/2005/15061/index.html Now imagine the whole story all over again, except that at the very moment these anxious voices start to pipe up, you find yourself with an inhaler of PT-141 and a decision to make: You can either take your sexual dissatisfaction seriously and learn from it, or you can take a hit of PT-141 and write off your anxieties as nothing more than fallout from the mild case of sexual-desire disorder the drug will soon have under control. Which do you choose? Self-knowledge or self-content? The awful truth or the convenient fiction? Take your time.
• https://www-us.starwreck.com/index.php The first Finnish full-length scifi parody.
• https://home.swipnet.se/compusmerf/WhyKidsMoveOut.mpeg Why kids move out.
• https://fury.com/images/weblog/google_circa_1960.jpg Google, circa 1960.
• https://media.putfile.com/WizardsofWinter-SM Wizards of Winter
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4442984.stm "Remember this simple advice -- if it glows, throw it."
• https://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051116/COMMENTARY/511160301 I was also the person who suggested that Jerry Springer not go into syndication, for which I have received too little credit.
• https://jheer.org/blog/archives/images/engineer_sex.jpg If you're going to be an engineer, plan on waiting until retirement.
• https://www.dubyamovie.com/Don Knotts is Dubya [Possibly offensive: Political]
• https://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/806ffb24a5f27010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html The Worst Jobs in Science
• https://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/xmaslights.asp Follow up on: Wizard in Winter video clip.
• https://terraserver.microsoft.com/image.aspx?T=1&S=10&Z=13&X=2694&Y=19656&W=3&qs=%7ctrementina%7cnm%7c
• https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Trementina,+nm&ll=35.522866,-104.563923&spn=0.033713,0.091079&t=k&hl=en Follow up on: Church of Scientology posting, "recognizable only from a high altitude".

• https://www.fallenfruit.org/ Avocados are ripe now!
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/30/AR2005113002399.html Media life seems to have turned into one long cannibal feast, a fratricidal Thanksgiving dinner minus the giving of thanks.
• https://history.acusd.edu/gen/qt/n/1956sage.html Dr. Strangelove: Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.
• https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/11/26/war26.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/11/26/ixnewstop.html World War Three
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/11/its_loud_and_sq.html
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/29/international/europe/29repellent.html?ex=1290920400&en=4bbc6efb49d70c5f&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss Gotta get me one.
• https://www.neatorama.com/neat/worst-sin.htm He was young and handsome -- his mother's hope...
• https://news.ft.com/cms/s/3ca72216-6179-11da-8470-0000779e2340.html "Absolute truth was not an essential element of these stories," said the senior military official who spent this year in Iraq.
• https://ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/Fashion/159.html "If You're Reading This, I've Changed My Mind About That Abstinence Thing."
• https://www.usatoday.com/printedition/news/20051130/oplede17.art.htm "No, we don't," he said. Representatives of the other two websites said their computers are programmed to copy data verbatim from Wikipedia, never checking whether it is false or factual.
• https://www.drainspotting.com/ Drainspotting.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/4326462.stm The "universal quality of the box".

• https://www.felbers.net/fa/2005/11/25/designing-women-and-men/ And look at this thing, this "appendix" -- you just left that in there from your horses and whatnot and its not even going to do anything except occasionally explode and kill its owner, right?
• https://www.cacd.uscourts.gov/CACD/RecentPubOp.nsf/bb61c530eab0911c882567cf005ac6f9/92f32292e810548188256fa4006b3aeb/$FILE/CV99-2829.pdf What game must we play with the California authorities?
• https://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1650649,00.html Dr. Carrigan has watched "Independence Day" too many times.
• https://www.wnbc.com/news/5356289/detail.html Wait a second here, is this a cheating sport?
• https://www.sandstorming.com/index.php/2005/08/250-kmh-crash-pictures The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them.
• https://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1552463.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife "Football and sex go together extremely well."
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4501132.stm Here stands a man who will do what he must.
• https://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-snitch2dec02,1,1601787,full.story In coining the nickname, Loveseth sought to capture Ismael's bravery.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/titanic_find;_ylt=AkmYRNGUgTau9wTHewBovt2s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ-- "It hit an iceberg and it sank. Get over it."
• https://www.slamdance.com/anarchy/film_detail.asp?film_id=685 ... due to the ferocious nature of the actress Z Behl.

• https://www.kk.org/cooltools/archives/000668.php Getting your message out.
• https://www.wetmachine.com/totsf/item/385 It's not just that when cable says "speak", the FCC says "woof". It's like when cable comes into the room, the FCC runs over and starts barking excitedly, wagging its tail and wee-weeing all over competitors and cable subscribers, in its joyful excitement to see cable again.
• https://www.sfweekly.com/Issues/2005-11-30/news/feature_print.html The average person who posts an apartment for rent on Craigslist has no clue that the decision affects her local newspaper.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051204/ap_on_re_us/america_s_finest_city Scandalicious.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051202/od_nm/canada_sexsomnia_dc The Crown has 30 days to present its appeal.
• https://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8383 The resulting system consists of a video camera and a computer hooked up to an appropriately loud set of speakers.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051204/ap_on_fe_st/sweden_christmas_goat;_ylt=Ato6QgSMnZb7ZdKKhsVoTTpI2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl Apparently, he traveled thousands of miles to set a goat on fire.
• https://wowskins.mmorgy.com/
• https://wowskins.mmorgy.com/wowpics.htm Mods to World of Warcraft to render the female characters in the nude. [Possibly offensive: N]
• https://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,3605,1655977,00.html?gusrc=rss
• https://www.emporis.com/en/wm/bu/?id=100765 Taipei 101 is thought to have triggered two recent earthquakes because of the stress that it exerts on the ground beneath it.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/02/AR2005120200206_2.html That study concluded with a wry note, saying the destroyers resumed their patrols after a heavy round of U.S. air strikes on North Vietnam ports, "and the rest is just painful history."

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/06/AR2005120601900_pf.html "They'd better address this, because they're no better than the retailers who have lost the will to say 'Merry Christmas,' " he said.
• https://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=7550 Visual Puns
• https://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/ Visual Tossed Salad
• https://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,69726,00.html Local lawmakers rushed to introduce emergency legislation banning the use of cyclotrons in home businesses.
• https://www.nbc17.com/news/5380739/detail.html Strengthen your faith.
• https://www.wkyt.com/Global/story.asp?S=4019597 I'm feeling safer already.
• https://www.slate.com/id/2129373/?nav=ais The last great comic strip.
• https://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/12/03/overstock_issues/ The company's CEO does not appear to have the focus necessary to guide a company through the fast-paced online world.
• https://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/A0FA7A8F-F239-4ACB-BE9E-EC0E5A51E4BE.htm Taking old sayings literally.
• https://rawstory.com/news/2005/ACLU_files_suit_challenging_CIA_rendition_1206.html The lawsuit, El-Masri v. Tenet, will be filed this morning in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia.

• https://www.wakahiru-me.com/media/vid/com/com_ds_fox_war_on_xmas_051207a.mov "Now, how do you know that?" "Well, it's subtle... but it's... unmistakeable, Jon"
• https://www.straightdope.com/columns/051209.html Scholars tell us that such decorations were apotropaic (you learn a lot of vocabulary in this field)--that is, intended to ward off evil, and that folks back then paid no more attention to them than we would to a lucky horseshoe.
• https://www.c-jump.com/ C-jump reveals simple programming terms in a cool way!
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/12/talk_about_fat_.html
• https://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1917093,00.html You realize of course, Hiro, that this will have to come out of your paycheck.
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051207/ap_on_fe_st/cheesy_plot Cheese, Gromit! Cheese!
• https://www.vodcars.com/videos/2/TopGear_Transit_Nurburgring.wmv "I can do that lap time in a van."
• https://folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Swedish_Campground.txt Twenty years later, even in OS X, the Macintosh still has a little bit of a Swedish campground in it.
• https://www.signal15.com/articles/2005/12/06/how-to-stop-filesharers-from-stealing-hotel-bandwidth So, now my network is nice and speedy again. And some guy is in his room trying to dry out his underwear. :)
• https://www.theinquirer.net/?article=28213 Next year's headline: "Ken and Barb will be busy on the lawn on Microsoft Picture Day!"
• https://www.theregister.com/2005/12/08/xbox_photo_auction/ eBayer pays L470 for photo of Xbox 360
• https://www.theregister.com/2005/07/19/itn_link_gaffe/ "Don't run VT, for the love of all that's Holy..."

• https://articles.news.aol.com/sports/article.adp?id=20051212174409990001 The "largest single payday in the history of sports".
• https://folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Close_Encounters_of_the_Steve_Kind.txt Close Encounters of the Steve Kind
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/09/technology/09gaming.html?emc=eta1 "They say that in some of these popular games, 40 or 50 percent of the players are actually Chinese farmers."
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ethiopia_new_ocean;_ylt=AneUAYww7Apyj_7TJnHNGSas0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2Z2szazkxBHNlYwN0bQ-- Beachfront property of the future.
• https://www.sherryart.com/newstory/jesse.html Once I provided the answers --- and threw in a quick putdown of men who log on using women's names --- I was handed a cup of cyber coffee and welcomed in.
• https://www.aboyandhiscomputer.com/Greetings_from_Idiot_America.html Which is wearing a saddle. It is an English saddle, hornless and battered. Apparently, this was a dinosaur used for dressage competitions and stakes races. Any working dinosaur accustomed to the rigors of ranch work and herding other dinosaurs along the dusty trail almost certainly would wear a sturdy Western saddle.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/11/business/media/11web.html Mr. Seigenthaler discovered the false entry only recently and wrote about it in an op-ed article in USA Today, saying he was especially annoyed that he could not track down the perpetrator because of Internet privacy laws. His plight touched off a debate about the reliability of information on Wikipedia - and by extension the entire Internet - and the difficulty in holding Web sites and their users accountable, even when someone is defamed.
• https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151 Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot
• https://netscape5.marketwatch.com/news/story.asp?guid=%7B954AA053-F953-43F3-BBC8-63D351A3BF2A%7D&siteid=netscape&dist=special Ten most overpaid jobs in the U.S.
• https://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/ Everybody's a critic.

• https://www.livejournal.com/community/jokes/695825.html 13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2005/12/06/financial/f063215S52.DTL&type=business Ford Motor Co. said on Tuesday that its luxury Jaguar and Land Rover brands will no longer advertise in gay publications.
• https://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=politicsNews&storyID=10590736&src=rss/ElectionCoverage Ford Motor Co. on Wednesday said it will run advertisements in gay publications.
• https://www.smencils.com/world.html Home of the world's only GOURMET SCENTED PENCILS
• https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/12/1213_051213_narwhal_tooth.html For comparison, consider a six-foot-tall [two-meter-tall] person with a three-foot-tall [meter-long] incisor jutting straight up into the air.
• https://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/13/science/13narw.html?incamp=article_popular_2 It may simply be their way of cleaning or brushing teeth.
• https://www.csmonitor.com/2005/1214/p01s03-usec.html "Water is big in Maine. It's gotten bigger, and it's going to get smaller real quick."
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051213/ap_en_ce/celebrity_prenups;_ylt=AsdyOeNH38_A_sFqC6kenw2s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- They may be blinded by love and lust," Bennett said, "but they still need to be protected."
• https://www.devilducky.com/media/39511/ Are you ready to battle the pastry? [Possibly offensive: AL]
• https://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20040720.html "... one day, when I retire from the game, I will tattoo my high score between my shoulder blades."
• https://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,6109,1656302,00.html?gusrc=rss#article_continue Like Zorro.
• https://xpda.com/junkmail/junk176/junk176.htm More Junkmail from Bob!

• https://www.southcoasttoday.com/daily/12-05/12-17-05/a09lo650.htm There are subversives all around us.
• https://www.shovelglove.com/ ... since it's possible that you are so alienated from the movements of your ancestors that the phrase "chopping wood" doesn't mean a whole lot to you.
• https://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article333852.ece You can give your name and add a personal message if you wish.
• https://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html Life imitates the Joke Of The Day.
• https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/12/15/AR2005121501728_pf.html ... a major finding in a very sensitive area.
• https://www.rtoddking.com/chinawin2005_hb_if.htm
• https://www.rtoddking.com/chinawin2003_hb_if.htm The festival officially runs from January 5 through February 15, but often opens a week early and runs into March, since it's usually still cold enough.
• https://www.fluffytails.ca/christmas.asp Addition of the top pole is all about balance.
• https://cuteoverload.com/ No! Not the small ear to head ratio!
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/12/wikipedia_vs_br.html Wikipedia vs. Britannica Smackdown ends in carrel throwing brawl.
• https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4534712.stm Then former MTV VJ and podcaster Adam Curry admitted to anonymously editing the podcasting entry to remove credit from other people and make his own role in the early days seem more significant.
• https://www.science-writer.co.uk/award_winners/16-19_years/2004/winner.html I have two X chromosomes, one from my mother and one from my father's mother (thank you, girls). My brother has to manage with mummy's two photopigment genes on his X chromosome but I have four between my two X chromosomes. This is where it gets interesting.
• https://www.cs.utk.edu/~evers/documents/tetraChromat.txt "I'm just sorry I've robbed my son of one of his color waves," Mrs. M says.
• https://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4128183,00.html O'Neil finds he has better night vision than his colleagues, clearly an asset when searching for faint astronomical objects.

• https://www.alexisparkinn.com/aviation_videos.htm An assortment of "Really Bad Day at the Office" videos.
• https://members.cox.net/jmccorm/santa.html Hacking Santa
• https://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051218/od_afp/yearoffbeatstrange;_ylt=ApNInJuwRLudSs_ZlgCTgAKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ- A selection of the stranger items.
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/12/just_how_desper.html ... and that Microsoft refused, calling the request unethical.
• https://www.v8snowblowers.com/id6.html The twin vertical 4 inch pipes scream testosterone, but they also have the throaty exhaust note barking at the sky, and along with them, those nasty fumes that are usually getting in my face with my 12 horse.
• https://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/holidays/christmas/real.html The Real Story of Christmas
• https://www.deadtroll.com/sysadmin/index.html The System Administrator Song
• https://www.wozlandrenovation.com/ Who needs Disneyland when you can have Wozland?
• https://blogs.siliconvalley.com/gmsv/2005/12/weve_not_yet_se.html If you see a blatant error or misconception about yourself, you really want to set it straight."
• https://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/666noxlw.asp
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nguyen_Ngoc_Loan Photojournalist Eddie Adams died last Sunday at age 71, but his place in history is secure.

• https://www.4hearingloss.com/archives/2005/12/copulating_deaf.html
• https://www.themq.com/index.php?articleid=58&issue=103 When cultures collide.
• https://news.zdnet.com/2100-1035_22-5379953.html?tag=nl On the leading edge of the trend is Nextel Communications. The wireless provider began selling its Mobile Locator service last November, giving bosses an easy way to find employees who carry GPS-equipped cell phones.
• https://www.langston.com/Fun_People/MISC/CookieBlues.wmv Sugar Blues.
• https://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/12/28/vitamin.cancer.study/ Apparently, previous studies were only off by one letter.
• https://infohost.nmt.edu/~val/kitchen.html The Kitchen Computer
• https://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/funny/theres_something_you_dont_see_everyday_30019.asp There's something you don't see everyday.
• https://www.kenduncan.com/gfc.php?mid=15af68e35f1f5efabe27c559dcf703e1 An Aussie Christmas
• https://wgntv.trb.com/entertainment/wpix-yulelog-download,0,42952.htmlstory?coll=wgntv-home-5 Download O' The Season
• https://www.usnewswire.com/attach/CCRKBA.jpg Merry Christmas!
• https://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001771322 It's over. /